Where does his baby batter go?

[HHenderson]

I could supply multiple images but I won't subject you to that! ;0)

One week my husband had a game... Whilst I slept he would take pictures of his willy as close to my face as he could possibly get it and then send the pic to me so its what I saw when I woke up!

The man is NOT normal!

HALRIOUS!!!!

 

[MrsTurner2012]

I could supply multiple images but I won't subject you to that! ;0)

One week my husband had a game... Whilst I slept he would take pictures of his willy as close to my face as he could possibly get it and then send the pic to me so its what I saw when I woke up!

The man is NOT normal!

HALRIOUS!!!!

I'm sure he was sending them to his friends on thier whatsApp group too!

I was naked in most of them! And I do not look pretty when I sleep!

Sometimes I wonder why I married a younger man.

 

[sue_88]

"Sausage sandwich for breakfast darling?"

I was just use to being woken up by the rod poked in my back.
Apparently that means "I AM MAN - GIVE ME SEX"

 

[Pink Flowers]

OMG this thread has made my day!

 

[MrsTurner2012]

"Sausage sandwich for breakfast darling?"

I was just use to being woken up by the rod poked in my back.
Apparently that means "I AM MAN - GIVE ME SEX"

Every bloody morning! He's stopped recently because I have him the 'I'm not just a peice of meat you know' speech! Think he's a bit scared to start anything now.

I told him I'd wrote a thread about him and he said 'are you and your fat friends all having fun laughing at me'

Fat friends!! Haha.

He needs to feel some more pregnant lady wrath I think. Getting too cocky!

 

[sue_88]

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-FLnjthmGEqM/UAsZd78Mt8I/AAAAAAAAAAs/V0rK54S-4fQ/s1600/Fat-Friend.jpg

 

[MrsTurner2012]

Just wee'd a bit!

 

[sue_88]

https://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/23490747.jpg

 

[MrsTurner2012]

Stoppppp!

Im gonna be in pain from laughing and I'm too lazy to go upstairs to the loo!

Ill have a full on accident

 

[sue_88]

https://vanfullofcandy.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/wetting-the-bed.jpg

 

[sue_88]

BAHAHAHAHAHAH oh god I'll stop now, my stomach is going to cave in. I feel like my muscles have done 100 crunches.

 

[MrsTurner2012]

But I also don't want it to end!

 

[BeautifulD]

Oh. My. God!!! This thread is hilarious!

Mrs Turner I told my hubby (stupidly, I fear I may wake up to the same tomorrow) about your oh's picture taking antics.... he found it hilarious and said the dude is a legend! .... I also married a man younger than me... by 6 months but in reality it's more about 20 years!

My hubby (doesn't get this website at all) Calls it crazy and lump!! He fears the un known much like a toddler haha.

Sue... you've cracked me up with your pictures tonight! Good work

 

[sharnahw]

this thread is hilarious!!!

 

[spunky84]

No idea where his baby batter could be going, but love. this. thread.

 

[Athena]

Actually crying...

 

[alisha_t]

I would like to personally thank you all for making me pee myself for the first time

 

[MrsTurner2012]

I'm am so glad we could bring you all so much joy!

 

[fatandlumpy]

Initially - when I looked at this thread this morning - I was worried that someone had posted up a picture of some man-batter!

... so naturally I looked.

Relieved to see food porn!

 

[Pink Flowers]

So now do we just sit tight till MrsTurner gives birth to see if its been all stored up?