Where does his baby batter go?

[MrsTurner2012]

Initially - when I looked at this thread this morning - I was worried that someone had posted up a picture of some man-batter!

... so naturally I looked.

Relieved to see food porn!

I would so not have looked! I balk easily and seeing someone's man goo would have sent me over the edge!

 

[Nela]

LMBO @ this thread...

Crazy crazy people

 

[BeautifulD]

So now do we just sit tight till MrsTurner gives birth to see if its been all stored up?

Maybe would be an idea to send the mw a set of goggles oh the visions!

I was pleased to awake this morning without waking up to a willy in the face picture.... yet! Haha.... honestly I've never seen a grown man get so excited about an idea!!

 

[sue_88]

https://assets3.razoo.com/assets/media/images/000/151/244/images/size_550x415_pie%20in%20face%202.png?1342558068

STAND BACK !!!!! SAVE YOURSELF !!!! THE BABY IS NEARLY HERE !!!

 

[MrsTurner2012]

Sueeeeeee!

You've still got it girl!

Muhahahahahahhahahahahahahaha!

 

[MrsTurner2012]

So now do we just sit tight till MrsTurner gives birth to see if its been all stored up?

Maybe would be an idea to send the mw a set of goggles oh the visions!

I was pleased to awake this morning without waking up to a willy in the face picture.... yet! Haha.... honestly I've never seen a grown man get so excited about an idea!!

I told him one of my 'fat friends' hubbies thinks he's a legend

He said 'its time people started realising that I am!!'

Ha ha

 

[Pink Flowers]

OMG Sue!

 

[BeautifulD]

Omg sue!!!! thats HILARIOUS!!!!

Mrs Turner that's exactly the reaction I was expecting and exactly the reaction that I would recieve from my husband

 

[MrsTurner2012]

Men! Gotta love em aint ya.

 

[suffolksazzle]

https://assets3.razoo.com/assets/media/images/000/151/244/images/size_550x415_pie%20in%20face%202.png?1342558068

STAND BACK !!!!! SAVE YOURSELF !!!! THE BABY IS NEARLY HERE !!!

PMSL, quite literally!

 

[BeautifulD]

Men! Gotta love em aint ya.

Someone's gotta, unfortunately fate picked us for the job

 

[theamanda]

Haha, Just read the whole thread. You girls are cracking me up! never had "the batter" disappear, but I had just a little come on to the toilet paper when I wiped, with none in the toilet. But boy, if that happens, I know that I'm in for a surprise later, of it running down my leg when I bend over! *shivers*
One time, it waited so long to come out, that it turned watery, and I forgot it was in there. And when I bent over, it trickled and I ran to the bathroom (more like scuttled with my legs apart LOL) telling DH that something watery is coming out, and it was too early for that!!
He was gonna freak out until I sat on the toilet and realized what it really was.... Total blonde moment!!

 

[MrsTurner2012]

Like the time I thought my waters had broke... Panicked

Called the hospital

She said 'could it be bath water'

Hahahahahaha! Yup! That's exactly what is was

 

[theamanda]

These are the things we will remember about pregnancy!

 

[BeautifulD]

Haha Theamanda, thats so something I would do!

 

[Young1stMom]

bahaha this thread made my week!!! Thank you ladies for having such wonderful senses of humor!!
I would like to add i have never had his "baby gravy" (term my young husband likes to use the most) disappear. It all comes out..but then we havent DTD in the last week (he is in the military and gone on an exercise, has 9 more days till he comes home). Ill let you know if it disappears then hahaha

 

[beccaboo82]

I can safely say that disappearing baby batter isn't available in our house! Wonder why some of us suffer disappearing and some not!

Mrsturner Hubby was very excited by the pic thought! It must be a toy boy thing! The look of why the heck didn't I think of doing this was written all over his face haha x

 

[MrsTurner2012]

Could be the new craze!

Forget planking & cat moustaching it's now all about 'danger dicking'

 

[BeautifulD]

Lmfaoooooooo danger dicking!!!! I just laughed so hard my 11 yo asked me if I was ok... I think I peed a little

 

[sue_88]

https://www.bigdug.co.uk/images/danger-overhead-hazard-safety-signs-p3221-118385_zoom.jpg