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dawny690
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1 ) You can always GET chocolate.
2 ) "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with
chocolate.
3 ) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4 ) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5 ) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6 ) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
7 ) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
8 ) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being
called nasty names.
9 ) The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
10 ) You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during
working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
11 ) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face
slapped.
12 ) You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13 ) With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
14 ) Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
15 ) You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
16 ) Good chocolate is easy to find.
17 ) You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18 ) You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
19 ) When you have chocolate it doesn't keep your neighbors awake.
20 ) With chocolate size doesn't matter.
2 ) "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with
chocolate.
3 ) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4 ) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5 ) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6 ) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
7 ) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
8 ) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being
called nasty names.
9 ) The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
10 ) You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during
working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
11 ) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face
slapped.
12 ) You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13 ) With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
14 ) Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
15 ) You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
16 ) Good chocolate is easy to find.
17 ) You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18 ) You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
19 ) When you have chocolate it doesn't keep your neighbors awake.
20 ) With chocolate size doesn't matter.
this is my fav!
