You know you have seen too much Cbeebies when... You can name the children in the Balamory nursery You can have a discussion with your children about Bob the Builder's weak spots You find yourself giggling more than the kids when Justin & Sarah Jayne read the news! You are doing the actions to Sid Says by yourself! You go to work singing "The time has come to say goodnight, to say slepptight...." and your colleagues want to skin you. You start narrating your actions and ending every sentence with ar, ar, ar! ...you greet visitors at the door with a scottish accent and "Come away in, honey pie". ...you limp into work with muscle strain incurred during a particular vigorous episode of boogie beebies. There are no children in the house, yet you still have Cbeebies running on the TV! ...You get more exited when you go to see shows like Cbeebies Live than your child.... ...You change childrens channels and you know what are the rubbish shows and what are any good... ...You know what time your childs fave programmes are on without looking in the magizine... You start singing all the tunes like Bob the Builder, Postman Pat, need i go on? And you start talking in Teletubby language like eh oh, uh oh, tubby toast! You know which episode of Something Special it is by looking at Justin's shirt..... You get excited when it is an episode of Come outside you HAVEN'T seen! Also, how many of you do the Makaton 'Look!' and say 'Mr Tumble, Mr Tumble?'!! You find yourself lying awake at night wondering whether Bobbi in Me Too can really afford a child-minder When you discuss seriously the effects of Archie eating all that Yogurt with your husband, and also whether other policemen think PC PLum has got an easy number! When you put the subtitles on to read what's going on - for yourself, because the children can't read! when you and hubby debate on how roly can see whats behind him. when you notice how tikkabilla presenters are not allowed to wear wedding rings ..You wonder what goes on upstairs in the Step Inside house. And if Sportacus's moustache ever goes floppy! When you start discussing, what has attracted Raymond to Tina in Mee Too and which parent does little lisa look? You wonder what Sporticus smells like cause he never washes and goes to be in his clothes(Yuk!) When you start wondering: Why has Postman Pat suddenly got a wife and child? and why doesn't he ever get out of his uniform? Also does Bob the builder invoice on time, why can't I get my house built in one day and why does there never seem to be any traffic in Bobsville? And you get excited when it's an old edition of Balamory with the original songs and the original Josie Jump! When you realise that.... Nobody actually works in Balamory or Me Too & therefore I am in the wrong job. Lynda Baron is not a pet lover when pippin manages to go missing in 2 out of every 3 episodes. You put Sarah-Janes & Justins names into google just to see.....yes I know it's sad. Its the only channel you know the number for. Sky plus is full of "step inside" & "Numberjacks" & you can't tape anything else an adult would be remotely interested in. You think Social Services should be informed about Charlie & Lola's parents never being around... You start cruising the message boards to see if you can answer any of the questions posted!