Any jokes out there?

[Mumma2B2010]

I have a joke and it never fails to make me laugh:

Why do pens get sent to prison?

To do long sentences.

 

[DarlingMe]

The only one I can think of is not family appropriate and might take a minute to sink in but here goes:

A school age boy wakes up, and mom says you need to go get the eggs from the chicken. Little boy goes and collects the eggs, but first he kicks the chicken. When he gets back inside mom says no chicken or eggs for dinner.

The next morning mom says to milk the cow. Little boy kicks the cow. Mom says no milk tonight for diner.

The next morning mom says go feed the pigs. Little boy kicks the pig. Mom says no pork chops for dinner tonight.

The next morning dad walks down the stairs, and kicks the cat. Little boys says you arent getting any of that tonight!

Horrible joke, I know, I know.

 

[Didz]

hahahah that's had me giggling for a while now. Rude jokes are always the best lol.