Anyone else using a clearblue fertility monitor?

[Lazydaisys]

How's everybody today?

 

[Galaxy Girl]

Heyyy

Ive been busy doing book work all day only done 1 book. It takes so long!!

Frustrates me so much. Cant believe the weekend is pratically over already

Not looking forward to this week either *sigh*

Hope your all well

 

[Lazydaisys]

Hate those eyfs learning journal books is that what you mean? I've got end if year reports to write
Hope you have a good week. X

 

[Mrs Doddy]

Have had a good weekend here .. Like you guys said its over far too quick, back on the diet tommorow 1 week till ov, bloody due on on my birthday spa day - brilliant , monitor is behaving so far

 

[sarahkr]

mornin lovely's,
how are we all???
galaxy hun tried to google what you mentioned, but it didnt come up as something i could throw at him, as that would be an investigation, well, he's gonna have to bloody do something.. i think making andy cry was the best, it might have just given him the kick up the arse he needs, so its all in black and white, just see what he say's now....
oooohhhh i'm already thinking about shouting and swearing... really must think happy thoughts, well at least for the 1st sentence, then i know i will pop!!! i'm still spotting black shit???? so nothings moving here... grrrr
dont think i'll ov this cycle... i have a feeling
but on a happy note... OFF TO TURKEY in 3 weeks yipeeeeeeee xxxxxxxxxxx

 

[Lazydaisys]

When you going the doctors Sarah is it tomorrow? Why is andy crying? I cant keep up.

My gp doctor was less than helpful when I saw her. She told me the wrong info about dh sperm quality and had me stressing all through jan and feb. Also she wouldn't discuss dh without him being there which was unhelpful. I ended up saying he knows about about the baby making plan, he sent his results to you to be discussed,you can even ring him if you want!

When I mentioned that to fertility clinic at first meeting they were really annoyed and said most GPs dont specialise in fertility and don't know what they are talking about! That's reassuring! I suppose that's why you end up getting refered after so many months maybe.

Yesterday dh said I was obsessing about having a baby! has he only just realised.

Can't wait for the witch to arrive so I can start next cycle.Think I have a week but it would be nice if she came early!

 

[Galaxy Girl]

Yeah its all EYFS rubbish!!!

Ive got termly assesments to do too

Ive done nothing tonight other than go to the gym. Meant to be working but waiting for DH to get home so I can have some dinner. Starvingggg

Meeting after work tomorrow. Save me lol

 

[Lazydaisys]

Eyfs
They were suppose to be helping to cut the paperwork but they've just made each goal really chunky and they say you don't need as much evidence, but parents and ofsted expect evidence and you need it to prove your assessment decisions to others!

Since christmas we've gone electronic with the learning diaries so you can upload pictures and type it up on a iPod/pad or laptop. That's been better for me because I was crap at keeping up to date with the books and I can just go online and select any file to look at. We can allow access to the files for parents from their iPhone which is better also.

I hate writing the report and I'm always hiding the day after they've been given out incase I get comeback. I'm always scared somebody with rant and post my report on Facebook or slate me in the playground! Paranoia is a terrible thing as only one person has complained in ten years .

My boiler has been fixed today!

 

[Lazydaisys]

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[sarahkr]

lazy you make me chuckle

mornin lovelys
well cd7, stuck a stick in humpty- low AGAIN, i'm gonna feed him every other!!

i went to the docs yesterday hun, oh i made andy cry on saturday, i'd had enough of him, his shit arse attitude so i told him to go back to his mum's... so he came here after work, i came down and he was asleep on the sofa well, i went off my tits, i ran upstairs put all the shit in a bag, ie the monitor, smileys, opks, tests.... and started taking pics of them, he was like oh please dont do this, we want a baby.. so he started crying LMFAO...... what a big baby!!!!!!!!!!!! i just told him to buck up OR get out....
so we went to the drs yesterday, he actually took time off work to come, and our 10 min appointment turned into 40 mins GUTTED, he was so nice i didnt have to swear, not even at a fuckin receptionist they were even on their best behavior!!! anyway, i took my chart and showed him, and said how many cycles are you gonna put me through this...???? he said one more.. then i'll refer you now thats what i wanted to hear, he talked about clomid, but doesn't see a problem with ovulation, so he's doing my 21 day blood, and andy walked away with a pot to bash one off in OMG... andy went fuckin purple... i burst out laughing... and even the doctor did when i said ermmm how long does sperm live in a pot for me and him were pissing ourselves, he said why you thinking of turkey basting i think the whole waiting room heard us laughing.....
so i'll have my bloods done, andys sperm will get tested, then one more cycle and he will intervene, tbh he's a bit of a dipshit, andys his patient and he doesn't remember him, he called him steven he asked steven if he was josh's dad???? i said NO ANDY'S NOT!! i said josh hasnt got a dad!!! he said well, we'll see what the blood and sa say, then i'm willing to intervene, i said well age is going against me... he was fuckin lookin at my notes, he asked how old i was... i said fast approaching 35... errr yeah next year, i'm 33 atm so he's a dip shit!! but anyway, it was worth it, just to get that pot for andy!!!!
GOD I'M SO EVIL...............
xxxxxxxx

 

[Lazydaisys]

I think you are a little evil....

Glad the doctor has listened to you

I think you will get pregnant soon, but its good to start the testing at the same time as it wont do you any harm. My dh was not happy about sa he was like I will do it but in my own time! So I was like ok let's just see how that works out for you if I take the same approach! Food shopping in my own time... Hit him where it's hurts most. It took him a month and then he was secretive about it and I knew he'd done it after.men are so annoying. He didn't want test or get any help he just wanted it to magically happen. Don't we all!

 

[LindseyGarth]

Hi ladies can I join this thread too here's a little about me my name is Lindsey im 20 also got my self a monitor and would love to have a little guidence with it after having a mmc in august 20011 and having put a lot of weight on I've now got irregualr periods so im at slimming world trying to battle the buldge and got my monitor to help ttc do any of you ladies no what's the longest cycle the monitor will run for xx

 

[Lazydaisys]

Hi. I'm not sure what the longest it runs for although I do know unfortunately it seems to better on regular ish cycles. All you can do is have a go! (You could ring the clear blue helpline my worry is that it could end up costing you a fortune in sticks as my machines asked for lots of sticks at first and I'm on a 28-30 cycle…it cost 20 pound on one confused cycle! Now my machine knows me and I'm regular this month I used less than ten.

I started to use the machine in jan as a quick fix! It's nearly July and I must have spent over a 100 pound I've read good reviews on amazon where people get pregnant quickly using it My friend got pregnant on a very long cycle just by bding here and there.

If your monitor is second hand like mine was dont forget to reset it

Not sure if this helps. Maybe galaxy, Sarah or mrs doddy will have some advice.

Good luck getter your bfp

 

[sarahkr]

I think you are a little evil....

Glad the doctor has listened to you

I think you will get pregnant soon, but its good to start the testing at the same time as it wont do you any harm. My dh was not happy about sa he was like I will do it but in my own time! So I was like ok let's just see how that works out for you if I take the same approach! Food shopping in my own time... Hit him where it's hurts most. It took him a month and then he was secretive about it and I knew he'd done it after.men are so annoying. He didn't want test or get any help he just wanted it to magically happen. Don't we all!

you crack me up!!!! the dr wont have much choice in listening to me.. i will go there each month oh no i booked andy in at the clinic when he got home and then text him his appointment so theres no backing out of this one, i worked it around his work, so it needs to be an hour before... so i told him, he'd have to bash one off at work, and drop it in by 8.30 am lmfo
how you gettin on hun?? where you at now in your cycle chic??? xxxxx

 

[sarahkr]

Hi ladies can I join this thread too here's a little about me my name is Lindsey im 20 also got my self a monitor and would love to have a little guidence with it after having a mmc in august 20011 and having put a lot of weight on I've now got irregualr periods so im at slimming world trying to battle the buldge and got my monitor to help ttc do any of you ladies no what's the longest cycle the monitor will run for xx

hi lindsey hun, errrmm no i dont, but i think it will probably keep going until you press the m hun, i dont think it will run out of days welcome to the nutty thread is this your first cycle on it? or your having problems? xxxxx

 

[Lazydaisys]

I think you are a little evil....

Glad the doctor has listened to you

I think you will get pregnant soon, but its good to start the testing at the same time as it wont do you any harm. My dh was not happy about sa he was like I will do it but in my own time! So I was like ok let's just see how that works out for you if I take the same approach! Food shopping in my own time... Hit him where it's hurts most. It took him a month and then he was secretive about it and I knew he'd done it after.men are so annoying. He didn't want test or get any help he just wanted it to magically happen. Don't we all!

you crack me up!!!! the dr wont have much choice in listening to me.. i will go there each month oh no i booked andy in at the clinic when he got
home and then text him his appointment so theres no backing out of this one, i worked it around his work, so it needs to be an hour before... so i told him, he'd have to bash one off at work, and drop it in by 8.30 am lmfo
how you gettin on hun?? where you at now in your cycle chic??? xxxxx

Going to be late for work because I'm messing on here

Impressed with the way you organise andy, I need to follow your lead!

Day 23.hoping for AF Monday so I can start my new cycle

How are you?

Got to go to work

 

[sarahkr]

I think you are a little evil....

Glad the doctor has listened to you

I think you will get pregnant soon, but its good to start the testing at the same time as it wont do you any harm. My dh was not happy about sa he was like I will do it but in my own time! So I was like ok let's just see how that works out for you if I take the same approach! Food shopping in my own time... Hit him where it's hurts most. It took him a month and then he was secretive about it and I knew he'd done it after.men are so annoying. He didn't want test or get any help he just wanted it to magically happen. Don't we all!

you crack me up!!!! the dr wont have much choice in listening to me.. i will go there each month oh no i booked andy in at the clinic when he got
home and then text him his appointment so theres no backing out of this one, i worked it around his work, so it needs to be an hour before... so i told him, he'd have to bash one off at work, and drop it in by 8.30 am lmfo
how you gettin on hun?? where you at now in your cycle chic??? xxxxx

Going to be late for work because I'm messing on here

Impressed with the way you organise andy, I need to follow your lead!

Day 23.hoping for AF Monday so I can start my new cycle

How are you?

Got to go to work

i'm fine hun, looking forward to turkey yep, he was warned on saturday to buck up!! so he knows i'm serious
ahhh, friggin monitor... i hope it peaks for you again this cycle, but remember you've got susan hun WE LOVE SUSAN!!!
well i'll talk to you later hun, have a good day at work chiccy xxxxxx

 

[sarahkr]

lazy hun, i just fed humpty with smu, it went high, so i'm gonna test with second urine, i bet if i get my smiley with not fmu i might get my peak with second/third xxxxxx

 

[Mrs Doddy]

Sorry for being AWOL , got a lot going on at the mo and not enough hours in the day !

Cd 15 and on highs - due to ov at the weekend

Had an awful nightmare last night that I was 5 months pregnant and didn't know as af came albeit short and I went into labour, it was a boy and I didn't know what to do .. Dd then woke me up thank god

Hoping this cycle works

 

[sarahkr]

welcome back mrs d, hey that could be a premonition lol... i'm due at the weekend too, but i think i'm gonna ov earlier... feels like my body's gearing up xxxx