So I was a little nervous when I started this thread, but I go to bed, wake up and it's ten pages long!!

There's so much that had me laughing out loud and that had me saying, HUH??
I really did think that you guys had these beautiful lush flower gardens with vines and trees and all sorts of flowers for your back yard. I had no idea "boots" was a trunk though??
Some fun Canadian ones:
couch = chesterfield (American's make fun of us for this one a lot!)
college = university (we have both, but apparently college is higher in the states? but university is higher education here).
hat / hood = touque (I had the hardest time explaining this to an American once, it's a knit hat thing with a ball on the top, google it! I had no idea American's didn't know what it was, or maybe it was just the one I was talking with)
pull over sweater with a hood = bunny hug
And I'm sure most people know we are known for saying - EH, a lot! Just at the end of a sentence, eh? Like when others say, hey? Or, do you think? Eh? Get it?
I do have one question....what on earth is cotton wool??? Cotton is from a plant, wool is from a sheep. Is it cotton balls? Or is it a towel? That is one I do not get.