Midnight_Fairy
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We use grockles for tourists that come to the new forest x
I'm from stoke in trent and if I spoke to people where I live now how people speak in stoke people have no idea what your saying, OH has also picked it up from me and people look at him like he's a nutter when he calls them duck
There's a huge list of stokie dialect like, A'up, orate, nesh and then there's the whole look/book debate!
I always say 'rumpy pumpy' very funny. I love accents - one of my grandads has the strongest Dorset accent you'll ever hear in your life. Sometimes I find it hard to understand him and I live down here! Lol. I can't think of any sayings we use that others don't though - probably because it's the norm for us lol.....
Does everyone call holiday makers 'grockles'?
I don't even know what a holiday maker is...??
Oh It's someone on holiday.
Grockles were out in force today! Lol
Probably a very regional thing but how about daddy granfers for woodlice?
Because my family are English we use all of those, but I was raised in Scotland who take slang to a whole new level.
'Bawhair' - (A pubic hair) is a measure of space/length. "She just missed me by a bawhair", when talking about almost having a car smash.
Boke - To dry heave. "It gave me the boke"
'Toaty' - small
Skelp - To smack "Skelp her"
'Doat' - a cute child "She's a wee doat"
Sook - A softie "Yer a big sook"
Skud - Naked
Also, one thing people always struggle with here are 'terms of endearment'. Scottish men, particularly, are usually quite closed off so you don't usually hear 'darling' etc. Instead you get called things like 'Bawbag'.
They love all things Testicle relating. To the point a few years ago we named a hurricane 'Hurricane Bawbag'. Which made it onto BBC news.
Probably a very regional thing but how about daddy granfers for woodlice?
Probably a very regional thing but how about daddy granfers for woodlice?
we call woodlice cheesy bobs. haha x
More stoke slang..
Can you say this?
"Cost kick a bo againt a wo an' then 'it it wi' thi yed till it bosses?" = "Can you kick a ball aginst a wall and then hit it with your head until it bursts?"
Seems we just don't pronounce any words with the end letters
Lug = When hair is knotty it lugs when combed
Mard = spoilt child
Narky = bad tempered
'Dunner' - Don't
'Wunner' - Won't
'Conner' - Can't
'Summat' - Something
'Wom' - Home
'Woss' - Not good
'Dunner werrit' - Stop moaning
'Blart' - To cry
'Rate' - Opposite to wrong'
'Clemmed' - In need of summat eat
'Bost' or 'Brock' - Not working
'Foe bits' - For something to break
'Issle,' / 'Whattle' - As in, 'Get me some vests issle/whattle fit me' Choice depends on you education.
Skoo' - Where you get your education
'Ommer' - For knocking nails in with
'Gyp' - Pain, as in, 'Me back is givin' me gyp'
'Chonnuck' - Turnip
'I'll be jiggered' - Astonishment
'Rates Pies' - A local delicacy
'Late' - Not dark
'PMT' - The bus service for The Potteries
'Mar lady' - The wife
'Youth' - Any male in Stoke
'Young youth' - Male child
Having learnt all these words and phrases, you should now be ready to visit The Potteries.
'Ar'll say thee layter'
I still say most of these