Canadian Moms & Moms to be!

[MommyKC]

Im an Ox too... And gemini.

 

[Tiff]

Sexually speaking, "skyrimmed" sounds like some brilliant tantric move that blows the top of your head off with pleasure.
Reality is ... maybe you find new and exciting techniques by yourself with your vibrator?

Luckily (?????) for me if I ever told P that I wanted some he'd be all for it. He'd "get 'er dun" while having the game paused then go back for more Skyrimming.

 

[Sarahkka]

Okay, I'm going to do it.
I'm going to go in there, stand in front of the screen buck naked and say "Skyrim me!"
I'll let you know what happens....

And Tiff... ....he sounds so stoic and dutiful...

 

[Sarahkka]

Back to Chinese Zodiac briefly, I'm a Capricorn Rabbit, but my personality is WAY more dragon. Which could very well be because of the Capricorn.
Simon is also a Capricorn.
Pretty sure we are doomed to either butt heads in a serious way, or form a terrible mother-son super-villain team that takes over the world.

 

[Tiff]

Okay, I'm going to do it.
I'm going to go in there, stand in front of the screen buck naked and say "Skyrim me!"
I'll let you know what happens....

And Tiff... ....he sounds so stoic and dutiful...

I know right? Totally taking one for the team with having to pause his game and "do" me.

OH MY GOD I totally neeeeeed to know the outcome of your mission. In a totally non-creepy or pervy way of course.

 

[Melissa_M]

well I'm a dirty stinking rat

 

[Reba]

Okay, I'm going to do it.
I'm going to go in there, stand in front of the screen buck naked and say "Skyrim me!"
I'll let you know what happens....

And Tiff... ....he sounds so stoic and dutiful...

I know right? Totally taking one for the team with having to pause his game and "do" me.

OH MY GOD I totally neeeeeed to know the outcome of your mission. In a totally non-creepy or pervy way of course.

Awaiting your results!!

 

[Sarahkka]

Okay, I'm going to do it.
I'm going to go in there, stand in front of the screen buck naked and say "Skyrim me!"
I'll let you know what happens....

And Tiff... ....he sounds so stoic and dutiful...

I know right? Totally taking one for the team with having to pause his game and "do" me.

OH MY GOD I totally neeeeeed to know the outcome of your mission. In a totally non-creepy or pervy way of course.

Okay, I guess I should put the computer down and take off my baggy sweats and saggy nursing tank.
Ooowoooooooo!!!!
Get ready husband!!!
Haven't shaved legs, armpits or anything else in several weeks!
Skyrim this, baby!

 

[Tiff]

Spritz on some perfume and then commence Operation: Skyrim!!!!

 

[Tiff]

So I told P via text message about this convo and he said that if I stood buck naked in front of his game and asked him to "Skyrim" me he'd be totally for it.

 

[Reba]

I told my DH about the convo.. asked him what he would do if I stood in front of him naked and asked him to skyrim me and his response was...

I would say why didn't you want something when I did... now I'm busy so you'll have to wait.

He'd totally do that too. He's done it before boys and their video games!

 

[Sarahkka]

Am crying, I am laughing so hard!!!!!
So I gave him the silliest strip tease (and told him there was an online audience judging his response, just to really put the pressure on), and he said, "Ahhh!!! Get out of my way, troll!!!"
I was in the middle of a shriek of indignation, and then his character got killed. By a troll...
Might I say, lucky for him?
Honestly....
They don't write that well for SNL.

 

[Tiff]

Oh my god this is killing me!!!!

 

[Sarahkka]

He was so sad, but happy because at least it was a troll this time and not a sabre-toothed tiger. I guess the sabre-tooths have been taking him out a lot....?

As for my unskyrimmed vagina... well....

 

[Sarahkka]

Just kidding!!
Vaginas don't cry!
Remember Betty White?
They're super tough and can really take a pounding!

 

[apple84]

I totally want to here how that goes Sarah. My sex life is pretty non existent right now so I'll live vicariously through you (is that creepy?). We actually discussed DTD the other night and I told him that if he wanted I would go along with it but that we'd have to creative with positions because I can't lay on my back and I would probably crush him on top. I was relieved when he said no. He's afraid of inducing labour since we're pretty sure that's what did it last time. But I told him he's being silly because we DTD lots of times last pregnancy and I didn't go into labour until almost 39 weeks. Oh well. I'm glad to have an out.

I don't know if my girls will be dragons. My official due date is Feb 10, but they'll be here by Jan 27. I think I'm a rat if I remember from the place mats at the non authentic Chinese resterant we frequented as children.

And congrats Joss!!

What is with all the twin bashing?! Its not a curse (well ok there are moments it seems that way)

 

[Melissa_M]

What is going on in here!?!
No wonder new people hardly ever last more than one or two posts in this thread

 

[apple84]

Sarah!

 

[Sarahkka]

Ooops, sorry.
Being a bit risque.
But Tiff's a mod and she encouraged me.

It's all fun and games until someone starts saying vagina a lot, isn't it?

 

[Melissa_M]

Ooops, sorry.
Being a bit risque.
But Tiff's a mod and she encouraged me.

It's all fun and games until someone starts saying vagina a lot, isn't it?

Don't apologize, it was hilarious!!