Facebook Status

[xMissxZoiex]

Lets see if the relaxed approach has worked for us this time. x

 

[CHILLbilly]

My status would read... "Please stop complaining about your pregnancy symptoms" you should be grateful your hormones are making you feel ill....means you have a healthy bean in there.....
and you've been unsubscribed..LOL


My pregnancy status , when the day comes, will read... after 4 long, hard, and sometimes unbearable years and 2 MC's I am pregnant!

 

[tsyhanochka]

I'm happy to have AF this month. She looks better than she ever has. I feel really hopeful about this cycle.

 

[bbear690]

I want a baby!!! Come on hubby I am ovulating

 

[EternalWait]

My first post, but really needed to have a bit of a rant and then get over myself!

My status would read:
Congratulations on your 4th pregnancy in 6 years, and thank you all for for sharing the daily updates on your growing babies (both born and unborn)... you'll notice when I FINALLY stop failing and manage to conceive, but only when you see me because I know just how painful it is to sit and read status after status about the latest thing your child has touched/dribbled on/pooed out etc etc. We did it RIGHT, we waited! And made the decision to try! Why can't it just go right!!

That feels slightly better :/

 

[Sherb]

My status would read:

why oh why are my nipples so lumpy?

 

[dizzy65]

fingers crossed this is our month it would be perfect

 

[tsyhanochka]

EternalWait That is exactly how I've been feeling. And I know I won't become that girl because my good friend has been married 8 years and as far as I know they are still TTC. I know she'll be happy for me but I still wouldn't gush on FB. And she's only one that I know. Who knows who suffers silently!

 

[StayHopeful]

AF got me today and I'm devastated! Why is this so hard?

 

[Longing2bAMum]

I'm emotionally tired of trying, why can't this just happen

 

[babytime1]

My status would read:

why oh why are my nipples so lumpy?

Hahahahahahajhahahahahaha!!!!

 

[tsyhanochka]

My status right now would be:

Dear Insomnia, if you aren't followed by a bfp next week imma lose my mind. Oh, and tell my bladder this 2-4 hrs needing to pee business the same message.

Sincerely, under slept, and over peed.

 

[vicky84]

My status right now would be:

Dear Insomnia, if you aren't followed by a bfp next week imma lose my mind. Oh, and tell my bladder this 2-4 hrs needing to pee business the same message.

Sincerely, under slept, and over peed.

Ditto!

 

[LoveMrsP]

Mine would be.......
3 pregnancy announcements in 2 days I'm too scared to answer my phone again! Why can't it be me!

 

[preg_pilot]

*manical laughter*

explanation:
I haven´t told anybody except my very best friend, and I am going to hide my pregnancy from everybody until at least 12-16 weeks (unless I turn into a balloon of course, which is what my granmother and my mothers sister did - my mom didn´t show at all... I´m hoping to be like her, but we don´t share body types... I actually look more like her sister... sigh.).

I have actually managed to convince everyone that I´m nowhere near to wanting a child yet

 

[tsyhanochka]

Dreaming of the day that I will have a bump so big that I can't see my feet.

 

[StayHopeful]

I'm sorry I'm being such a bitch, it's the Clomid!

 

[longing]

I keep thinking of a really vivid dream from the other night, I had a baby girl who was 5lb 3oz(?!) And we named her Ria. Not a name we were thinking of so no idea where it came from!

Can I have my Ria very soon please?!

 

[Dani402]

Yes I'm excited for you if you're pregnant...but it's difficult at times.

 

[littlefishygg]

If my dear OH gets so drunk tonight we don't get to BD tonight, all kinds of hell is going to rain down on him when he gets up for work.

(just a quick explanation, he isn't a drunk normally, he is a final year student and tonight is a massive uni wide bar crawl so we are both going out, I make it sound like he has an alcohol problem but he doesn't, he is just enjoying his last couple of months of student life)