Fairy Tale

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  1. Arcanegirl

    Arcanegirl Bazinga!!

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    This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were little:


    Once upon a time
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    in a land far away,
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    a beautiful, independent,
    self-assured princess
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    happened upon a frog as she sat
    contemplating ecological issues
    on the shores of an unpolluted pond
    in a verdant meadow near her castle.
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    The frog hopped into the princess' lap
    and said: " Elegant Lady,
    I was once a handsome prince,
    until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
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    One kiss from you, however,
    and I will turn back
    into the dapper, young prince that I am
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    and then, my sweet, we can marry
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    and set up housekeeping in your castle
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    with my mother,
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    where you can prepare my meals,
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    clean my clothes , bear my children,
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    and forever feel

    grateful and happy doing so. "
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    That night,








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    as the princess dined sumptuously








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    on lightly sautéed frog legs








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    seasoned in a white wine








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    and onion cream sauce,








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    she chuckled and thought to herself:








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    I don't freakin think so.
     
  2. HB

    HB Guest

    haha!!!
    Fantastic!!!!

    Love that one so so much!!!!
     
  3. Tam

    Tam Mum of 2 - PG with No.3

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