I've got quite a few bu not as funny as others I read lol.
I was in labour for 42 hours with my DD after being induced due to pre-eclampsia and had back to back labour. I ended up having every bit of pain relief I could throughout it; gas and air, pethidine, epidural.
I was induced at 6 in the morning on the Monday and by 12pm, I had started having pressure in my bum and cramps in my back which I was convinced was just me needing to poo every 5 minutes aha every few minutes I would run to the toilet to try and poo cuz I thought I was just badly constipated: it was just early contractions.
When I had the gas and air, I was convinced my already deepish voice had took on a whole new level of manliness and got upset that everyone in the room would hate my voice.. Lol.
After the pethidine, I got a little loopy, and was having conversations with my mother and partner about being lost in a field and having to get to the top of the bus to get my brother.
My mother had finished off my salad I couldn't finish and proceeded to get all up in my face with a severe case of onion breath and I remember screaming at her to brush her teeth.
I had a 2nd degree tear and so needed stitches afterwards. Prior to this, I had been proclaiming to everyone I needed to pass gas but couldn't. And of course, my poorly controlled bowels decided to release this gas for an extensive period of time whilst I was getting my stitches, right in the midwife's face. I was so mortified but just couldn't stop.
For a while in the last stages of labour, I had to have my legs up in stirrups and by the time I'd given birth and everything, all sense of dignity had just gone and though the midwife repeated told me I could put my legs down, I just really felt comfy with them up like that so just kept them there ha.
Once I was moved on to the ward and my partner came back up to see me, I fell asleep for an hour and was woke up to him and a few women on the ward laughing. I was so confused and apparently I sounded like snorlax snoring. Not long afterwards, a midwife decided to give me my own room because as she put it.. We like to try to give all mother's a room to their self. Polite way to tell me my snoring was too beastly for the ward aha!