UhOhWhatNow
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Oh my god... my heart must be good, because I survived last night without a heart attack.
It was 2 AM. I was not asleep, but I was okay. I'd just woken up to "rearrange" my dog who always turns to put his claws into my side. I sleep naked, so it hurts! I am also trying to sleep on my side, as my pregnancy books says I should at 16 weeks. So I turn to my side. Pillow between legs. Dog arranged. Husband snoring, which I find comforting and soothing, actually. I am starting to drift.
I feel a feathering sensation of something crawling up my naked spine. I gasp and beat it away!! AH! *shudder*
Two seconds later, the cockroach is crawling between my breasts.
That's when I scream to wake the dead, husband is instantly awake, and the roach is grabbed and thrown. I feel it on my fingers. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
I am not scared of roaches but damn! I didn't sleep for at least an hour, and every time I heard any sound I jumped. DH thinks it's hysterically funny.
So, you wanted to move to Florida, eh?
It was 2 AM. I was not asleep, but I was okay. I'd just woken up to "rearrange" my dog who always turns to put his claws into my side. I sleep naked, so it hurts! I am also trying to sleep on my side, as my pregnancy books says I should at 16 weeks. So I turn to my side. Pillow between legs. Dog arranged. Husband snoring, which I find comforting and soothing, actually. I am starting to drift.
I feel a feathering sensation of something crawling up my naked spine. I gasp and beat it away!! AH! *shudder*
Two seconds later, the cockroach is crawling between my breasts.
That's when I scream to wake the dead, husband is instantly awake, and the roach is grabbed and thrown. I feel it on my fingers. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
I am not scared of roaches but damn! I didn't sleep for at least an hour, and every time I heard any sound I jumped. DH thinks it's hysterically funny.
So, you wanted to move to Florida, eh?