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  1. 2nd.Time.Daddy

    2nd.Time.Daddy Well-Known Member

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    At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a Synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the
    Rabbi and said, "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?"

    "Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles."

    "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way: "What about
    all these bread wafer purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?"

    "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free box of bread-wafers. ">

    "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all
    the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"

    "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save all the foreskins and send them to the tax office, and about once a year
    they send us a complete dick."
     
  2. Rachel

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  3. Stef

    Stef Mummy to Olivia & PG #2

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    Haha I like that one :D
     
  4. Arcanegirl

    Arcanegirl Bazinga!!

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  5. Imi

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    :rofl: LMAO like it!! :rofl:

    Might send that to the Child tax credit lot ... see if they get the hint pmsl
     

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