Let's share the fun and pass the time

[sallyhansen76]

Not everyone will enjoy this ...but I thought for those who might (Like me)
this could become something REALLY fun, light-hearted and liberating (get us to stop SS)

I love BAD jokes, like honestly, my fiancé really loves me, but 'tolerates my jokes'. I laugh till I cry at the most awful jokes.

I thought, maybe, we could all share one a day. If we don't have one we can research and find some (also killing time )

I really hope this will catch on.

Here is mine that I heard on a T.V show the other day that I got a good chuckle out of:

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

Answer: Ell-eph-ino (Hell if i know)

 

[AngelUK]

lol ok! I know I don't technically qualify as I am not ttc but bad jokes here we go!
Where do average things get made.....the satisfactory.

 

[sweetchut]

I have a friend who is always sending me terrible dad jokes. So, I’ve got a few to share!

Why do Norwegians put barcodes on their battleships?




So that when they dock, they can Scandinavian.

(Scan the Navy in)

hehe.

 

[AngelUK]

 

[Bevziibubble]

Lol

 

[Deethehippy]

Whats the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know but the flag is a big plus.

 

[AngelUK]

(<- is Swiss)

 

[sallyhansen76]

Hahahaha
I love these!!!

 

[sallyhansen76]

@AngelUK Don't need to be TTC to be funny Hee hee

Here is today's

If prisoners could take their own mugshots...
they'd be cellfies.

 

[Bevziibubble]

I love jokes like this

 

[sallyhansen76]

Today's

My wife burned 8000 calories yesterday.

She left the brownies in the oven too long.

LOL

 

[Bevziibubble]

 

[motherofboys]

I love silly jokes like this. Ds4 came out with one today. What are bears with no ears called?..... B!

 

[sallyhansen76]

When I first read that one I was like 'WOW 8000 calories! Please share your secret! LOL'

 

[AngelUK]

LOL!

 

[Edithtj]

This thread is great. I don't know any jokes though. Let me google..

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?


Because he was outstanding in his field.

I know. I know

 

[JessaBear36]

I needed a good laugh...all are great lol.

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?


He pasta-way.

 

[Bevziibubble]

 

[sallyhansen76]

I love these two!!

Hahaha

 

[motherofboys]

Doctor, doctor, I keep feeling dizzy and light headed.

Have you got vertigo?

No, I only live round the corner.