Dear mr and mrs twatface,
Please go fuck yourselves and your stupid noise recording equipment too. I hope this makes the council realise what twisted lying fucktards you really are,
Your sincerely, Sasha
FYI, just in case anyone knows, is tehre any way that the fucktards could loads of noise in their flat and the equipment say its us? cos we are being threatened with a £5k fine + £500 extra per "noisy day"