Mother of all conception months Graduates

[loopylollipop]

Hahaha

Yes Molly spot on deliberate self harm.

I knew he has shoved something in his ear but couldnt work out what. A search of his room only revealed fruit.

Eventually I found he was laid on the stalky bit of the banana which he had fashioned into something resembling a huge splinter and shoved it so far into his ear he has perforated his ear drum and exposed bone too. Never seen anything like it and it took me a while to work out what I was seeing it was so bad I had to ring the ear surgeons and he was like WTF? It seems it was a new one on him too...

Betcha ya thought he had shoved it somewhere else....that wouldnt shock me - spend too long working in A&E. But never a banana.

so there ya go - bad bad bananas.

 

[PeanutBean]

Weird loopy!

 

[loopylollipop]

aww Peanut I wish you could get some proper free-from-poorliness time. I dont know how you cope, honestly.

And having to deal with families - bah. Between you, Madcat and Madly they all sound barking!

Am craving Philidelphia on toast.

 

[molly85]

dear god!!!!! You can book trains a month in advance so the latest she could have been there for cheap was month later.

I think I'm generally pee'd off at the moment

 

[loopylollipop]

ooohhh Molly do you get the manky looking sweet potato tomorrow??

 

[molly85]

Philly is safe I checked munch away.

Really some people.Some thought was put into that. Jeez I think I would have made him eat the damn thing I'm as caring as I used to be. some private places put them in special suits in seclusion so there is nothing they can poke prod or tear.

Deffinatly one to do a reflection on

 

[PeanutBean]

Got to admit I reckon I'm in some danger of coughing this baby out tonight, never mind the sneezing!

 

[molly85]

lol.

Im watching fat families and the 25 year old is half a stone heavier than me and the same height. Yes shes fat but i am actually not feeling to better to see it on someone else. knowing i'm PG and that i can feel a huge bump under there now i'm quite please

 

[gilz82]

Wow Loopy that's inventive banana use!! I had phily on toast today for lunch it was yummy!!

My OH was over visiting his friend in Liverpool tonight and his daughter is a little psychic/freaky. Shes only three but she knew that her mum was pregnant before they even had done a test etc, knew her aunt was pregnant and she stays in scotland etc etc. So my OH was telling her we are having a baby and without skipping a beat she replies that's right and it'll be a little boy..

Wonder if her and Madly will be right!!

 

[molly85]

awww scary.

Am ithe only ones who's nipples have sprung a leak and the nipps are very sore on.

 

[gilz82]

No leaking here but my boobs and nipples have been unbearable tender ever since my it's really quite annoying.

 

[molly85]

im trying to figure if letting off the pressure helps by squeezing a bit out but really cnt tell

 

[PeanutBean]

I'm not leaking either and didn't last time but it's pretty common. I recommend boots nip cream to one and all for nip related ailments!

 

[molly85]

it only comes up when i shower here not dried or anything. i think they just want to be useful. Hope abby arrives at 37 weeks to give my hips and boobs a chance

 

[madcatwoman]

whats this?, bananas??...shoved where?..what what......?

i think i'll go to bed

 

[molly85]

madcat it's like shoving your babies sharpened foot in their ear. Just rethought it this girl was a stone and a half heavier than me

 

[madcatwoman]

did someone shove a banana in their ear??. is it possible?, isnt a banana too big? or have a missed a vital part of this information?....

 

[molly85]

they had nibbled or some how madethe wooden but all pointy the jamed it in there ear making a right old mess of their ear. confussed poor loopy the on call doc and the ear surgeon

 

[PeanutBean]

Morning. I feel like utter crap. Cancelled my meeting, too ill to trek to town. Dunno if I'll work or sleep today. Bah.

 

[gilz82]

Aw Peanut that's not so good hon. Do you maybe need to be seeing a dr about your cough?