Oh no madcat what is it with men
I just have to tell you about last night
So I went upstairs to get ready for bed and DH was just finishing a sandwich before joining me. I had a pee and cleansed my face etc and then remembered I hadnt taken my adundance of medications

So I threw my dressing gown back on and went downstairs now am not an elephant but I wasnt creeping about either and so I walked into the living room and DH jumped out of his skin and quickly hid his mobile phone down the side of the sofa

He blushed bright red and we proceeded to have this coversation
Him `what do you want?`
Me `I live here incase you have forgotten and have come down for my meds....got something to hide have you?`
Him `No, not at all I was just checking my emails!`
Me `What like two minutes before you come to bed?`
Him `Yeah!`
Me `Whatever!`
I caught a glimpse of his mobile before he hid it and on the screen was a picture of a very naked lady shall we say (of the porno type!) Got my meds and took them upstairs with me.
DH comes into the bedroom whilst I am listening to Charlie on the doppler. I finish and we get into bed.
Him `Give us a cuddle!`
Me `No!`
Him `Why?`
Me `Not until you tell me what you were looking at!`
Him `I was playing a game on my mobile!`
Me `Oh I thought you were checking your emails?`
Him `Well yes I was doing that as well!`
Me `If you are going to lie you need to at least get your story striaght, you were either checking your emails or playing a game so which is it?`
Him `Both, why what did you think I was doing?`
Me `I dont know you tell me....I come downstairs to you quite obviously engrossed in something, you hide your phone very quickly, act shifty and blush like you have summat to hide!`
Him `I dont!`
Me `Well I didnt get that impression at all!`
Him `I was playing a game!`
Me `Yeah ok....you know thats not true and so do I cause you know what I saw so why dont you just admit it before you dig that hole even further!`
Him `I was playing a game!`
Me `Fine well if you want me to dis-trust you in the future your going the right way about it!.....Its not even what you were doing and looking at its the fact that you are now obviously lying to me when I know what I saw!`
Him `What`s that then?`
Me `You know exactly what am talking about but I want YOU to tell ME!`
Him `Well I was playing a game!`
Me `Fine then I will say no more!`
Him `Well I was!`
Me `ummmmmmmmmm!`
Him `Well I was playing solitaire!
Me `Please dont insult me that WAS NOT solitaire!`
Him `Well it was.....only if you win a picture of a naked woman comes up on the screen!`
Me `Really!`
Him `Yes!`
Me `Well let`s have a look then!`
Him `I deleted it!`
Me `What just now....how appropriate!`
Him `It was crap!`
So well now I am left with believing his half bull story for which I have no evidence cause apparently he deleted the game

and the worst thing is we have no issues where porn is concerned because before now we have watched it together so he knows I have no issue with him looking at naked ladies so to speak and the fact that he hid whatever it was makes me think there is more too it

The cheeky sod tried to put it down to my pregnancy hormones as well sort of insinuating I was imaginng it

I might be pregnant but am not mental! We have never ever had an trust issues in the 11.5yrs we have been together not about him cheating anyway and its not like he can say hes not getting any

either cause he does....now I am left wondering!