Josephine - haha ahh I copied and pasted it below lol!!! so awfullllllll
it was just one of those days!!
Xkirstyx - I didn't save them but wish I would have! I am worried about if they're progressing at al - or if there is anything really even there!
Well.....Get ready for quite a long update. Was going to post a pic of FRER tonight (It was my last "real" test - that's not a cheapie) ...but a series of unfortunate events has just unfolded that is preventing me from doing so. I *guess* it's 8dpo but have no real idea. I'm just assuming all the prior tests were wrong or else a chemical or else I'm drinking so damned much water I cant get dark pee and an accurate test to save my life! ANYWAY....
DD had school today so just got her tucked into bed EARLY for once! She's the lightest (and worst) sleeper.....so when I successfully snuck out of her room after she was sound asleep - I did a silent victory dance in the hallway then went downstairs and poured myself a cup of Chardonnay. I say a cup rather than glass because we are having our dishwasher fixed so the dishwasher and sink's water connection is turned off. Thats a perfectly good excuse to buy and utilize disposable plastic drinking cups, right?!
((I'm so classy. Wine in a plastic cup! EXTRA classy for wine (and coffee!!!) during the TWW right? Ehh
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Take my cup of Chardonnay back upstairs - along with another empty plastic cup to pee in - and get into the bathroom to test. Unwrap my last precious little FRER and get on with peeing in the cup, as we do.
Halfway through going - the love of my life, Belle......my ancient, nearly blind, one eyed, toothless, but very lively, rescue chihuahua starts going BONKERS barking and growling and trying to attack our Doberman. (I assume because *tmi* he has terrible, deadly gas and everytime he toots by her dog bed she has a conniption. Can't blame her!) BUT I WAS SO AFRAID SHE WOULD WAKE DD - I flew out of the bathroom and set the pee cup on the sink.
Calm down the dogs. Check that DD is asleep and come back to testing.
Popped the cap off the FRER and stick the tip in the cup. Cap back on. Set it on sink again and set the timer for 5 minutes. Picked up glass of wine and head back downstairs to fold laundry. Have a large sip of wine while walking downstairs and realize....ITS DEFINITELY NOT WINE.
It's pee.
Andddddd then I realize not only did I drink my pee, I stuck my last FRER in a glass of Chardonnay.