Not a Sticky --- The morning of the red and blue faint evaps. Right?!? - Wrong!

[Beckic]

I'm keeping everything well and truly crossed for you hun - loving the cramps - gotta be a good sign!


Bx x x

 

[Coffee]

How many days till normal AF are you miss?

Ahhh the million dollar question!!! My body appears to be completely knackered at the moment! Last period was 21 days, one before that was 19 days saywhat. Before pg average AF was 31 days apart.
So this cycle i am now on day 34.... so to be fair Missy A i have not turned too looney really, i am just struggling to work out where the hell i am! Even bd-ed last night just for the hell of it, just in case!!! Should really be using opks or something to try and get to the bottom of it all but obviously as i am strictly NOT ttc at the moment, this would be absurd (she says.... whilst ebaying opks...!).

 

[MissAma]

How many days till normal AF are you miss?

Ahhh the million dollar question!!! My body appears to be completely knackered at the moment! Last period was 21 days, one before that was 19 days saywhat. Before pg average AF was 31 days apart.
So this cycle i am now on day 34.... so to be fair Missy A i have not turned too looney really, i am just struggling to work out where the hell i am! Even bd-ed last night just for the hell of it, just in case!!! Should really be using opks or something to try and get to the bottom of it all but obviously as i am strictly NOT ttc at the moment, this would be absurd (she says.... whilst ebaying opks...!).

OH MAH WORLD you are then well and truly late even by the "before" standards! How exciting! How white were the BFNs? You're perfectly capable of claiming a faint line is nothing!

BDing just in case is not bad. Keep on. The OPKs?!!? DUH! and when you order them, throw in a bag of 50 ICs and 10 FRERs as well. BECAUSE IT'S CHEAPER THAT WAY! You care about the economy, don't you? Oh and the footprint too! One mailing instead of two! And less trees die. Just stock up!

 

[Coffee]

OH MAH WORLD you are then well and truly late even by the "before" standards! How exciting! How white were the BFNs? You're perfectly capable of claiming a faint line is nothing!

BDing just in case is not bad. Keep on. The OPKs?!!? DUH! and when you order them, throw in a bag of 50 ICs and 10 FRERs as well. BECAUSE IT'S CHEAPER THAT WAY! You care about the economy, don't you? Oh and the footprint too! One mailing instead of two! And less trees die. Just stock up!

I refuse to be dragged into this poas lifestyle you are trying to pimp out to me!!! I am pleading temporary insanity this month where poas is concerned! The whiter than white, white, white, bfn's with not even a hint of an evap, even after i dragged them back out of the trash 2 hours later (yeah, we all do it LOL!) have reminded me why i stopped poas before! This has purely been a "just in case" scenario for me so that i can spend the rest of the day smoking like a chimney and drinking vino without feeling guilty! ha ha ha!

So let that be an end to all POAS where i am concerned now, forever more... the end... finito... done.

Now i do need to pop out to the shops later though for a few things... now i wonder what i need on my shopping list today seeing as though i did p on the last stick in the house this morning...

 

[MissAma]

so that i can spend the rest of the day smoking like a chimney and drinking vino without feeling guilty! ha ha ha!

Oh my, should this be my first craving?!? My mouth is watering for a ciggy! I am a year and 2 months clean now and my lungs are weeping begging me for some relief, any!

Oh but how I remember the "just in case so that I can partay" sticks. Nothing like peeing for a cause! "Just because there will be dancing"; "C'mon, I can't drink any if I am not sure, what am I, a murderer?!!?"; "Just so that sex wouldn't hurt the potential embryo, let's rule it out, now where's my POAS stash?" And many other happy ones. So happy... give in, come to the darker, wetter side, admit your hands are trembling with anticipation as you rip that box open and as you dip and intently watch.

Experience the joy of dipping with your eyes closed AND with your eyes opened, crossing your fingers and ensuring they are not closed, watching the pee cross the dye line and looking away, waiting for 5 seconds or counting till 20-a-thousand. Embrace the anxiety and hope of the first few minutes while your eyes burn a hole into the test paper willing it into existence because surely, this is just like in the chicklit "and right there, before my eyes, the line to tell me I had done it was forming". Learn how to discern between lights. Yellow bulb? No good on blue dye tests. Sunlight making everything impossible to photograph and natural soft light letting you tilt and twist and squint best.

You know you want to..... buy that ClearBlue... add it to the shopping list.... the kind of ooohhh thing.... click "Take me to PayPal" on Ebay, say yes to those sensible hundreds of tiny strips of paper!!!!

 

[Snowball]

Awww, I'm keeping everything crossed for you. Sending lots and lots of

 

[im_mi]

Oh but how I remember the "just in case so that I can partay" sticks. Nothing like peeing for a cause! "Just because there will be dancing"; "C'mon, I can't drink any if I am not sure, what am I, a murderer?!!?"; "Just so that sex wouldn't hurt the potential embryo, let's rule it out, now where's my POAS stash?" And many other happy ones. So happy... give in, come to the darker, wetter side, admit your hands are trembling with anticipation as you rip that box open and as you dip and intently watch.

Experience the joy of dipping with your eyes closed AND with your eyes opened, crossing your fingers and ensuring they are not closed, watching the pee cross the dye line and looking away, waiting for 5 seconds or counting till 20-a-thousand. Embrace the anxiety and hope of the first few minutes while your eyes burn a hole into the test paper willing it into existence because surely, this is just like in the chicklit "and right there, before my eyes, the line to tell me I had done it was forming". Learn how to discern between lights. Yellow bulb? No good on blue dye tests. Sunlight making everything impossible to photograph and natural soft light letting you tilt and twist and squint best.

You know you want to..... buy that ClearBlue... add it to the shopping list.... the kind of ooohhh thing.... click "Take me to PayPal" on Ebay, say yes to those sensible hundreds of tiny strips of paper!!!!

you are so funny

 

[magicvw]

so that i can spend the rest of the day smoking like a chimney and drinking vino without feeling guilty! ha ha ha!

Oh my, should this be my first craving?!? My mouth is watering for a ciggy! I am a year and 2 months clean now and my lungs are weeping begging me for some relief, any!

Oh but how I remember the "just in case so that I can partay" sticks. Nothing like peeing for a cause! "Just because there will be dancing"; "C'mon, I can't drink any if I am not sure, what am I, a murderer?!!?"; "Just so that sex wouldn't hurt the potential embryo, let's rule it out, now where's my POAS stash?" And many other happy ones. So happy... give in, come to the darker, wetter side, admit your hands are trembling with anticipation as you rip that box open and as you dip and intently watch.

Experience the joy of dipping with your eyes closed AND with your eyes opened, crossing your fingers and ensuring they are not closed, watching the pee cross the dye line and looking away, waiting for 5 seconds or counting till 20-a-thousand. Embrace the anxiety and hope of the first few minutes while your eyes burn a hole into the test paper willing it into existence because surely, this is just like in the chicklit "and right there, before my eyes, the line to tell me I had done it was forming". Learn how to discern between lights. Yellow bulb? No good on blue dye tests. Sunlight making everything impossible to photograph and natural soft light letting you tilt and twist and squint best.

You know you want to..... buy that ClearBlue... add it to the shopping list.... the kind of ooohhh thing.... click "Take me to PayPal" on Ebay, say yes to those sensible hundreds of tiny strips of paper!!!!

Hells bells woman go and write a book already!!! Sorry about the BFN this morning. Serves you right for buying rubbish faulty tests.What dpo are you anyhow?

 

[MissAma]

Hells bells woman go and write a book already!!! Sorry about the BFN this morning. Serves you right for buying rubbish faulty tests.What dpo are you anyhow?

Maybe 12?

I nearly did do. I had all my now defunct diary on here on the other name saved for that. Maybe one day I will but I need a happy ending first!

 

[Coffee]

Oh my, should this be my first craving?!? My mouth is watering for a ciggy! I am a year and 2 months clean now and my lungs are weeping begging me for some relief, any!

Oh but how I remember the "just in case so that I can partay" sticks. Nothing like peeing for a cause! "Just because there will be dancing"; "C'mon, I can't drink any if I am not sure, what am I, a murderer?!!?"; "Just so that sex wouldn't hurt the potential embryo, let's rule it out, now where's my POAS stash?" And many other happy ones. So happy... give in, come to the darker, wetter side, admit your hands are trembling with anticipation as you rip that box open and as you dip and intently watch.

Experience the joy of dipping with your eyes closed AND with your eyes opened, crossing your fingers and ensuring they are not closed, watching the pee cross the dye line and looking away, waiting for 5 seconds or counting till 20-a-thousand. Embrace the anxiety and hope of the first few minutes while your eyes burn a hole into the test paper willing it into existence because surely, this is just like in the chicklit "and right there, before my eyes, the line to tell me I had done it was forming". Learn how to discern between lights. Yellow bulb? No good on blue dye tests. Sunlight making everything impossible to photograph and natural soft light letting you tilt and twist and squint best.

You know you want to..... buy that ClearBlue... add it to the shopping list.... the kind of ooohhh thing.... click "Take me to PayPal" on Ebay, say yes to those sensible hundreds of tiny strips of paper!!!!

LMAO!!!
I will not be seduced by your chick lit porn for poas-ers! I went to the supermarket and did peruse the toiletries and medicines section. However i bypassed the pee sticks and took a turn straight down the aisle distinctly named 'femenine hygeine products'! I refuse to be a part of this faint lines cult you're breeding!

So... sniff... is it really true a yellow bulb is no good on a blue dye test? If one had done such a thing (well i think the light was possibly on so lets just say it was) would that constitute as needing to do a retest??

 

[MissAma]

So... sniff... is it really true a yellow bulb is no good on a blue dye test? If one had done such a thing (well i think the light was possibly on so lets just say it was) would that constitute as needing to do a retest??

There is a definite need for retest. So much so that a governmental agency has received a grant no later than last year from the European Union to ensure the implementation of coercive and corrective measure to aid and mandate stubborn non-POAS-ers to retest when the conditions dictate the need (e.g. the yellow bulb, too late in the morning, not having dipped enough, and similar). Adjacent to this, a subcommittee has been formed with expert, highly acclaimed Line Spotters. Each test the agency deems dubious -and yours would likely all qualify!- are confiscated and taken to the subcommittee and they ensure the appropriate investigative measures are implemented (tilts, twists, camera 1/camera 2 Wayne's world style procedures, etc) and issue an official statement concerning their findings. In the case the committee fails, they issue a verdict but generally, -in particular on Mondays- their eyes are very good so faint s are often the case. I'll PM you their number.

As for me.... yes this is an important, make or break busy day at work! Does that mean that I oughtn't first spend 2 hours attempting to capture an elusive mini evap and then post it here? I ought to see about the agency subsidizing my efforts....

 

[magicvw]

it's not an evap it's a bee-ef-pee. I can see it without even opening up photoshop. Without squinting, and even though I'm very very tired. It's there!

 

[MissAma]

it's not an evap it's a bee-ef-pee. I can see it without even opening up photoshop. Without squinting, and even though I'm very very tired. It's there!

Shoves fingers in ears -

https://customeru.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/monkey.jpg

'S not! Okay maybe it was, still doesn't prove anything and with a day to go till I'm officially late anything can happen, she may even show on time... Gah I'll pee at work on another one too, since the crowds insist

(Pssst Magic? )

 

[magicvw]

 

[dan-o]

I can see a very faint line

Stick, stick, stick, stick!!!!

 

[AP]

I spy something..........

 

[MissAma]

This company doesn't pay me enough! Not only did I use their time and facilities to POAS but then spent half an hour to determine if the evap vanishes -which it did- and take pictures that I then enhanced the contrast of to document this.

This is not what anyone in any universe would call a BFP, the whole experience makes me feel very lines-challenged! Now can it get on with it and have a sticky fit?!? If this bean makes it, I'll have to call him Slowy! You think that's mean?!? First thing that came to mind was Snaily!

 

[dawny690]

I spy 2 pink lines stick baby stick xxxx

 

[MissAma]

Hmm this now-you-see-me-now-you-don't tiny line is back once the stick is totally dry and because of you lot I am nauseated. Well it has to be because you've been encouraging me and now I'm having a hysterical pregnancy because if not, how in the hell would this thing make me want to throw up before HGC is even 100?!? Anywhooooo... My blissfully unaware Viking called.

Viking: "Going by the pharmacy to pick some meds for your mother, want anything?"
Me: "WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?"
V: "Ummm nothing... what did I say?"
M: Silence
V: "Vitamins, pregnancy tests, anything?"
M: "What?!? What in the world would I do with pregnancy tests? Have you had Clive surgically removed in secret and convinced aliens to abduct and impregnate me with it last month?!?"
V: "No.... baby, you're being weird, I was just asking because I saw some boxes in the trash yesterday"
M: "Ah those, it's an evap experiment we're running on BnB"

 

[Coffee]

Hmm this now-you-see-me-now-you-don't tiny line is back once the stick is totally dry and because of you lot I am nauseated. Well it has to be because you've been encouraging me and now I'm having a hysterical pregnancy because if not, how in the hell would this thing make me want to throw up before HGC is even 100?!? Anywhooooo... My blissfully unaware Viking called.

Viking: "Going by the pharmacy to pick some meds for your mother, want anything?"
Me: "WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?"
V: "Ummm nothing... what did I say?"
M: Silence
V: "Vitamins, pregnancy tests, anything?"
M: "What?!? What in the world would I do with pregnancy tests? Have you had Clive surgically removed in secret and convinced aliens to abduct and impregnate me with it last month?!?"
V: "No.... baby, you're being weird, I was just asking because I saw some boxes in the trash yesterday"
M: "Ah those, it's an evap experiment we're running on BnB"

PMSL!!!! Your poor sweet Viking! Does he really think there's a possiblity you could have run out of pg tests???!!!!!! Men just have no idea do they...!!!

I wonder if there is a market out there for pg test pants? So rather than having to go to all the trouble of peeing on a stick in the work toilets, you just sort of pee yourself, then the pants change blue for a bfp and red for a bfn... or could even play a little song if you get BFP? Girls Aloud 'Something kinda Oooh' comes blaring out of your gusset if you've caught on.... I'd buy it anyway...