How many days till normal AF are you miss?
How many days till normal AF are you miss?
Ahhh the million dollar question!!! My body appears to be completely knackered at the moment! Last period was 21 days, one before that was 19 days saywhat. Before pg average AF was 31 days apart.
So this cycle i am now on day 34.... so to be fair Missy A i have not turned too looney really, i am just struggling to work out where the hell i am! Even bd-ed last night just for the hell of it, just in case!!! Should really be using opks or something to try and get to the bottom of it all but obviously as i am strictly NOT ttc at the moment, this would be absurd (she says.... whilst ebaying opks...!).
OH MAH WORLD you are then well and truly late even by the "before" standards! How exciting! How white were the BFNs? You're perfectly capable of claiming a faint line is nothing!
BDing just in case is not bad. Keep on. The OPKs?!!? DUH! and when you order them, throw in a bag of 50 ICs and 10 FRERs as well. BECAUSE IT'S CHEAPER THAT WAY! You care about the economy, don't you? Oh and the footprint too! One mailing instead of two! And less trees die. Just stock up!
so that i can spend the rest of the day smoking like a chimney and drinking vino without feeling guilty! ha ha ha!
Oh but how I remember the "just in case so that I can partay" sticks. Nothing like peeing for a cause! "Just because there will be dancing"; "C'mon, I can't drink any if I am not sure, what am I, a murderer?!!?"; "Just so that sex wouldn't hurt the potential embryo, let's rule it out, now where's my POAS stash?" And many other happy ones. So happy... give in, come to the darker, wetter side, admit your hands are trembling with anticipation as you rip that box open and as you dip and intently watch.
Experience the joy of dipping with your eyes closed AND with your eyes opened, crossing your fingers and ensuring they are not closed, watching the pee cross the dye line and looking away, waiting for 5 seconds or counting till 20-a-thousand. Embrace the anxiety and hope of the first few minutes while your eyes burn a hole into the test paper willing it into existence because surely, this is just like in the chicklit "and right there, before my eyes, the line to tell me I had done it was forming". Learn how to discern between lights. Yellow bulb? No good on blue dye tests. Sunlight making everything impossible to photograph and natural soft light letting you tilt and twist and squint best.
You know you want to..... buy that ClearBlue... add it to the shopping list.... the kind of ooohhh thing.... click "Take me to PayPal" on Ebay, say yes to those sensible hundreds of tiny strips of paper!!!!
so that i can spend the rest of the day smoking like a chimney and drinking vino without feeling guilty! ha ha ha!
Oh my, should this be my first craving?!? My mouth is watering for a ciggy! I am a year and 2 months clean now and my lungs are weeping begging me for some relief, any!
Oh but how I remember the "just in case so that I can partay" sticks. Nothing like peeing for a cause! "Just because there will be dancing"; "C'mon, I can't drink any if I am not sure, what am I, a murderer?!!?"; "Just so that sex wouldn't hurt the potential embryo, let's rule it out, now where's my POAS stash?" And many other happy ones. So happy... give in, come to the darker, wetter side, admit your hands are trembling with anticipation as you rip that box open and as you dip and intently watch.
Experience the joy of dipping with your eyes closed AND with your eyes opened, crossing your fingers and ensuring they are not closed, watching the pee cross the dye line and looking away, waiting for 5 seconds or counting till 20-a-thousand. Embrace the anxiety and hope of the first few minutes while your eyes burn a hole into the test paper willing it into existence because surely, this is just like in the chicklit "and right there, before my eyes, the line to tell me I had done it was forming". Learn how to discern between lights. Yellow bulb? No good on blue dye tests. Sunlight making everything impossible to photograph and natural soft light letting you tilt and twist and squint best.
You know you want to..... buy that ClearBlue... add it to the shopping list.... the kind of ooohhh thing.... click "Take me to PayPal" on Ebay, say yes to those sensible hundreds of tiny strips of paper!!!!
Hells bells woman go and write a book already!!! Sorry about the BFN this morning. Serves you right for buying rubbish faulty tests.What dpo are you anyhow?
Oh my, should this be my first craving?!? My mouth is watering for a ciggy! I am a year and 2 months clean now and my lungs are weeping begging me for some relief, any!
Oh but how I remember the "just in case so that I can partay" sticks. Nothing like peeing for a cause! "Just because there will be dancing"; "C'mon, I can't drink any if I am not sure, what am I, a murderer?!!?"; "Just so that sex wouldn't hurt the potential embryo, let's rule it out, now where's my POAS stash?" And many other happy ones. So happy... give in, come to the darker, wetter side, admit your hands are trembling with anticipation as you rip that box open and as you dip and intently watch.
Experience the joy of dipping with your eyes closed AND with your eyes opened, crossing your fingers and ensuring they are not closed, watching the pee cross the dye line and looking away, waiting for 5 seconds or counting till 20-a-thousand. Embrace the anxiety and hope of the first few minutes while your eyes burn a hole into the test paper willing it into existence because surely, this is just like in the chicklit "and right there, before my eyes, the line to tell me I had done it was forming". Learn how to discern between lights. Yellow bulb? No good on blue dye tests. Sunlight making everything impossible to photograph and natural soft light letting you tilt and twist and squint best.
You know you want to..... buy that ClearBlue... add it to the shopping list.... the kind of ooohhh thing.... click "Take me to PayPal" on Ebay, say yes to those sensible hundreds of tiny strips of paper!!!!
So... sniff... is it really true a yellow bulb is no good on a blue dye test? If one had done such a thing (well i think the light was possibly on so lets just say it was) would that constitute as needing to do a retest??
it's not an evap it's a bee-ef-pee. I can see it without even opening up photoshop. Without squinting, and even though I'm very very tired. It's there!
Hmm this now-you-see-me-now-you-don't tiny line is back once the stick is totally dry and because of you lot I am nauseated. Well it has to be because you've been encouraging me and now I'm having a hysterical pregnancy because if not, how in the hell would this thing make me want to throw up before HGC is even 100?!? Anywhooooo... My blissfully unaware Viking called.
Viking: "Going by the pharmacy to pick some meds for your mother, want anything?"
Me: "WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?"
V: "Ummm nothing... what did I say?"
M: Silence
V: "Vitamins, pregnancy tests, anything?"
M: "What?!? What in the world would I do with pregnancy tests? Have you had Clive surgically removed in secret and convinced aliens to abduct and impregnate me with it last month?!?"
V: "No.... baby, you're being weird, I was just asking because I saw some boxes in the trash yesterday"
M: "Ah those, it's an evap experiment we're running on BnB"