one born every minute : MALE 'midwife'

:rofl: the idea of noel has horrified me though....
 
I hate Noel Edmonds. In fact I have come to the conclusion that Noel Edmonds is the worst person/creature/THING that could ever deliver my baby. :rofl:

LOL Worse than IT the clown? Good lord I think I'd actually get up and go back home if that walked in ready for delivery. Noel Edmonds will do just fine :winkwink:
 
I don't think it matters that a midwife MUST have empathy because they have the same genitals as me, has been through it before etc etc :shrug: as long as they know what they are doing then surely that's enough? It's a bit like saying I don't want a brain surgeon to operate on me unless they too have had brain surgery!? :rofl: x
 
My delivery OB was a male; I didn't have any sort of midwife but the sonographers and perinatologist that took care of me in pregnancy were all female. I went into labour really early in the morning and ended up with the OB who was on duty at the time; he was fabulous and I'd happily have him deliver another baby of mine! (If I ever have any more, lol)
 
Well, 90% of midwives have not been through labour because they go to uni straight from school. Personally I think it should be one of the criteria - how can you help some on give birth if you haven't done it yourself? This is the case with women wanting to be a Doula (a professional who is there to help the mother and her partner/children etc during childbirth and the post-partum period)

JMO - but I don't agree with this at all. I went through three shift changes when I was in labour, and the midwife that delivered Madeline was about 25 with no children, and she was perfectly capable of helping me give birth. In fact, she was fantastic. Where would you draw the line then - you can only be a nursery nurse if you have had children, only be a counsellor if you have needed counselling, etc etc?

There is a male midwife at the hospital I gave birth at. I didn't see him, but he delivered my friend's baby. The way I was feeling, I wouldn't have cared who was at the foot of the bed as long as they got the baby out and ended the pain! :haha:

To be honest I am tired and quite incapable of explaining what I meant right now so I'll come back in the morning! :lol:
 
I had a male midwife with me for 12hrs of my labour, he was excellent at his job and a really great guy, I really wanted him to deliver my baby!! He actually saved both mine and my baby's lives. I will always remember him!

As it was I ended up with an emergency c section and it was a male surgeon who did it. Funny how people are ok with male doctors but not always male midwives!
 
Who is Noel Edmonds??? :shrug:

You honestly don't know who Noel Edmonds is!?

Nope!! :lol: I recognise him, because i've seen pictures of deal or no deal. But im never home when that is on tv so ive never watched it!!!

I remember Mr Blobby however, but i dont remember him being on the show :shrug:

:lol: this really proves the power of the blob, seeing as mr blobby was only a character on noel's very own prime time show!
 
Who is Noel Edmonds??? :shrug:

You honestly don't know who Noel Edmonds is!?

Nope!! :lol: I recognise him, because i've seen pictures of deal or no deal. But im never home when that is on tv so ive never watched it!!!

I remember Mr Blobby however, but i dont remember him being on the show :shrug:

HE WAS INSIDE THE SUIT!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:wacko: Im sure it wasnt him. Because im sure 'mr blobby' died a few years ago. Or am i thinking of Big Bird???

Poor Mr Blobby :(
 
Who is Noel Edmonds??? :shrug:

You honestly don't know who Noel Edmonds is!?

Nope!! :lol: I recognise him, because i've seen pictures of deal or no deal. But im never home when that is on tv so ive never watched it!!!

I remember Mr Blobby however, but i dont remember him being on the show :shrug:

No way!! It WAS noel's show :haha: Noel's House Party!!

Hope I don't get in trouble posting this (there aren't any goats, i promise!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26X7w5yz2lQ
 
I edited my post. I thought it was him. On wikipedia it says it was.. :rofl:
 
Ahhh Mr Blobby :cloud9: Noel is mean in that video... im glad i dont remember him!!! :lol:

I LOVED MR B when i was a kid... i still do. I've seen him in panto 6 times :smug:

I still dont remember Noel though... not at all!!! xx
 
SO who would you rather be your midwife? Mr Blobby or Noel Edmonds?

I'm going with the Blob!
 
Ahhh Mr Blobby :cloud9: Noel is mean in that video... im glad i dont remember him!!! :lol:

I LOVED MR B when i was a kid... i still do. I've seen him in panto 6 times :smug:

I still dont remember Noel though... not at all!!! xx

and THAT is why you wouldn't want him as your midwife :lol:

mr blobby in panto?! wow... i once saw madge from neighbours, and tod from neighbours (does anyone remember him?)
 
Definitely Mr B!! Noel Edmonds causes death & destruction where ever he goes!! (i.e. the poor contestant that died during one of his shows!!) x
 

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