one born every minute : MALE 'midwife'

[lucy_x]

cant say it would have bothered me

 

[Hayley90]

I've seen quite a few people, but thats because my town has quite a 'successful' panto every year. Its considered 'one of the best' if a panto could be called such a thing LOL

Ive seen far too many Z-list comedians and celebrities to list them all Even that bald guy with the big collar and glasses... oh god whats his name?!!

If i were to choose, i'd pick Mr Blobby.

 

[Emz1982_in_uk]

and THAT is why you wouldn't want him as your midwife

mr blobby in panto?! wow... i once saw madge from neighbours, and tod from neighbours (does anyone remember him?)

Not as nice as shane in Home and away though!!!

 

[ttc_lolly]

I've seen quite a few people, but thats because my town has quite a 'successful' panto every year. Its considered 'one of the best' if a panto could be called such a thing LOL

Ive seen far too many Z-list comedians and celebrities to list them all Even that bald guy with the big collar and glasses... oh god whats his name?!!

Harry Hill!?!

 

[xemmax]

I've seen quite a few people, but thats because my town has quite a 'successful' panto every year. Its considered 'one of the best' if a panto could be called such a thing LOL

Ive seen far too many Z-list comedians and celebrities to list them all Even that bald guy with the big collar and glasses... oh god whats his name?!!

If i were to choose, i'd pick Mr Blobby.

harry hill?!?! legend!

 

[louandivy]

I've seen quite a few people, but thats because my town has quite a 'successful' panto every year. Its considered 'one of the best' if a panto could be called such a thing LOL

Ive seen far too many Z-list comedians and celebrities to list them all Even that bald guy with the big collar and glasses... oh god whats his name?!!

Harry Hill!?!

LOL I love that Hayley's incredibly vague description is so spot on!

 

[Emz1982_in_uk]

I've seen quite a few people, but thats because my town has quite a 'successful' panto every year. Its considered 'one of the best' if a panto could be called such a thing LOL

Ive seen far too many Z-list comedians and celebrities to list them all Even that bald guy with the big collar and glasses... oh god whats his name?!!

If i were to choose, i'd pick Mr Blobby.

Harry Hill! Now that is far worse than Noel Edmonds. I hate that man!

 

[Hayley90]

THATS HIM!!!
No i hate him.

Hes an eejit We saw him in selfirdges before christmas when H saw santa, he was signing books. Midweek. He had 12 people in the queue at midday

 

[Hayley90]

Im glad my description worked, i couldnt think of 'tv burp' either


He wears platforms.... just, no.

 

[ttc_lolly]

Awwww man I love Harry Hill but Noel is creepy!

 

[sequeena]

I will ask specifically for a female midwife. I've been abused in the past and I do NOT want a strange male near me at my most vulnerable time, even if they are only doing their job.

 

[xemmax]

and THAT is why you wouldn't want him as your midwife

mr blobby in panto?! wow... i once saw madge from neighbours, and tod from neighbours (does anyone remember him?)

Not as nice as shane in Home and away though!!!

SO glad someone remembers todd, and his little ponytail, mmmmm pretty!

shane? i don't remember him, was he the itv era or when it moved to channel 5 and got crap?

 

[Hayley90]

You would choose THIS over Noel??!!! Imagine him going "push, puuuush" in that dog-awful voice.... urghhh *shudder*

He needs a new outfit too. urghghh he is just cringeworthy!!!

 

[Emz1982_in_uk]

I will ask specifically for a female midwife. I've been abused in the past and I do NOT want a strange male near me at my most vulnerable time, even if they are only doing their job.

Completely understandable

 

[xemmax]

You would choose THIS over Noel??!!! Imagine him going "push, puuuush" in that dog-awful voice.... urghhh *shudder*

He needs a new outfit too. urghghh he is just cringeworthy!!!

hahaha i would definitely choose harry hill!

 

[Hayley90]

You would choose THIS over Noel??!!! Imagine him going "push, puuuush" in that dog-awful voice.... urghhh *shudder*

He needs a new outfit too. urghghh he is just cringeworthy!!!

hahaha i would definitely choose harry hill!

You weirdo

I cant say Noel is much better, but at least his clothes are semi-normal!!!

 

[ttc_lolly]

You would choose THIS over Noel??!!! Imagine him going "push, puuuush" in that dog-awful voice.... urghhh *shudder*

He needs a new outfit too. urghghh he is just cringeworthy!!!

Hell yeaaahhh!!

Noel can't even present a TV programme without a contestant being killed! (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Late,_Late_Breakfast_Show) I feel safer with Harry!!!!

 

[Hayley90]

You would choose THIS over Noel??!!! Imagine him going "push, puuuush" in that dog-awful voice.... urghhh *shudder*

He needs a new outfit too. urghghh he is just cringeworthy!!!

Hell yeaaahhh!!

Noel can't even present a TV programme without a contestant being killed!(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Late,_Late_Breakfast_Show) I feel safer with Harry!!!!

Weirdo's the lot of yas

Im leaving this thread now... its hurting my eyes and mind!!!

 

[ttc_lolly]

Also (bit of fact for u here girls as an avid fan of HH ) Harry is actually a dentist so at least he is in the medical profession!! x

EDIT: Or possibly even a doctor! I can't remember!!

 

[Emz1982_in_uk]

and THAT is why you wouldn't want him as your midwife

mr blobby in panto?! wow... i once saw madge from neighbours, and tod from neighbours (does anyone remember him?)

Not as nice as shane in Home and away though!!!

SO glad someone remembers todd, and his little ponytail, mmmmm pretty!

shane? i don't remember him, was he the itv era or when it moved to channel 5 and got crap?

Mmmmmmmmm Shane