in fact, i couldn't have given two shits if a trained monkey had have entered at that point as long as they WERE trained and could administer a shot of diamorphine well!
What with your monkey and my marshamallow man labouring would be pretty interesting! 
There is a male midwife at the hospital I gave birth at. I didn't see him, but he delivered my friend's baby. The way I was feeling, I wouldn't have cared who was at the foot of the bed as long as they got the baby out and ended the pain!
I agree, I don't care who's there and whether they have given birth before, man, woman, for all I care marshmallow man could be my MW as long as my baby is delivered safe and well. It hurt so much I didn't give a hoot who was there
I was my best friend's birthing partner, so although I didn't deliver the baby I was there for her supporting her in much the same way a MW would (bar bringing the baby into the world). This was before I'd been through childbirth myself but I could sympathise with what she was going through, help her through it, encourage her etc She told me afterwards she didn't think she could have done it without me there. Of course she would have but even though I'd not experienced 1st hand what she had I helped her in some way. They even gave bubba my name as her middle name
at bolded!in fact, i couldn't have given two shits if a trained monkey had have entered at that point as long as they WERE trained and could administer a shot of diamorphine well!
in fact, i couldn't have given two shits if a trained monkey had have entered at that point as long as they WERE trained and could administer a shot of diamorphine well!
in fact, i couldn't have given two shits if a trained monkey had have entered at that point as long as they WERE trained and could administer a shot of diamorphine well!
I think my only reservation would be if this imaginary hospital employed Mr Blobby as a midwife too. I don't want those hands up my vag
in fact, i couldn't have given two shits if a trained monkey had have entered at that point as long as they WERE trained and could administer a shot of diamorphine well!
I think my only reservation would be if this imaginary hospital employed Mr Blobby as a midwife too. I don't want those hands up my vag
yeah, edward scissorhands might be another no-go too...
(although that would make for one speedy episiotomy)
in fact, i couldn't have given two shits if a trained monkey had have entered at that point as long as they WERE trained and could administer a shot of diamorphine well!
I think my only reservation would be if this imaginary hospital employed Mr Blobby as a midwife too. I don't want those hands up my vag
yeah, edward scissorhands might be another no-go too...
(although that would make for one speedy episiotomy)
You ladies are cracking me up! Edward was pretty nifty with those scissors though!in fact, i couldn't have given two shits if a trained monkey had have entered at that point as long as they WERE trained and could administer a shot of diamorphine well!
I think my only reservation would be if this imaginary hospital employed Mr Blobby as a midwife too. I don't want those hands up my vag
yeah, edward scissorhands might be another no-go too...
(although that would make for one speedy episiotomy)
Arrgggggghhhhhhhh wouldn't hearing "blobby blobby blobbbbyyyyyyyyyyyyy" during labour actually make you leap of the bed and throttle him!
love the last page or so!!!
I hate Noel Edmonds. In fact I have come to the conclusion that Noel Edmonds is the worst person/creature/THING that could ever deliver my baby.
amen sister!Who is Noel Edmonds???
