Our Crazy General Rambling Chat Thread(Men in Leotards Welcome!)

[cowboys angel]

See I couldn't do it with another guy. For one, my past is just too ingrained in my mind. I don't like or trust men, aside of my hubby, and that took a long time.

I'm also bi and very very much like women, so...that I could handle.

We both had our moment of "hey now, mine" but I couldnt' very well be mad at her for touching him when she was grabbing me at the same time,

Besides, I was kinda distracted.

And Terry was too ecstatic to be having a threesome with two women that kept making out to argue anything,

 

[cleckner04]

Okay I'm here!! We drove to L.A. for the day to sightsee. I saw hugh jackman and brad pitt and all the people you ladies have been talking about....at the wax museum. I'll have to post a picture of me cheesing next to one of them once I upload them to my computer. I am a freaking giant next to most of the wax celebrity women.



Threesomes- No we've never and probably will never. I'm far too territorial and so is he really. We've only ever been with eachother so I'm sure that's part of it. I could never do it with another woman. I think vaginas are so gross. I wouldn't mind playing with a woman's boobs and making out though. But vaginas...no way.


Okay, off to check my subscribed threads. I should be around more tomorrow. I'm exhausted right now. 2 hours of driving this morning and than 2 hours to come home. And we plan on doing the same thing next sunday to see the last of the museums on our list of things to see there.

 

[sapphire1]

I agree with Cleckner, lady parts are far too messy

Now, if it was 2 big strapping fellas...

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Kinky angel!

Still cramping mildly Not sure what to do really at this point. My hip is in agony and I have a nice bruise on my knee

ARGH! I need to stop being so nice to people that really don't deserve it! My ex's ex haha is having his baby and he told her he wanted full custody. He's a prat because he can't get full custody in California unless the welfare of the child is at stake with the mother, which it's not! I feel so so so bad for this unborn baby. Why do people use kids as bargaining chips?

 

[sapphire1]

Ozzie, you should really get it checked out. Do you have a walk in centre near you?

Sadly people use their kids as a bargaining chip all the time. I'm a stepmum and have seen it first hand. On the other hand I can understand why your ex would want custody, even if it's highly unlikely. It is heartbreaking to not live with your child and not see them every day. Modern times eh!

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Nope, just our A&E. I'm gonna wait until Monday and go to the doctor.

 

[Eve]

Katie- yeah, I can understand you not trusting other men and well, if you are Bi I think that is a very good reason to bring another woman around

Sam- I say that too, I could do the boobie thing, and kiss etc... but I am not a fan of vaginas,
Sounds like fun at the museum though!

Ozzieshunni- hope you feel better soon! Good luck at the doctor!

 

[Eve]

Naughty talk continuing....

Double Penetration scares me! If I were in a threesome with two men, I would panic if one went around back while the other was enjoying the lady bits

 

[cowboys angel]

I will never be mentally stable enough to enjoy double penetration with two guys. I would have a full blown panic attack just at the opportunity. My husband still gives me panic attacks occasionally. But I've done double penetration with my husband and a toy.

My stepdaughter Evie's mom uses her as a bargaining chip constantly, tells her to lie to me and hubby, that she doesn't have to listen to us. She's getting so confused cuz we won't put up with lying, etc.

We are trying to get custody though, FOR the welfare of the child. There is a lot going on in that house that just isn't. And if babymama screws up one more time she gets jailtime, in which case we would get Evie, and then we could go after her for permanent custody.


Today isn't a very good day...got another negative pregnancy test.....

 

[Eve]

Katie! I hope AF is shaking in her umm... shoes?

Jacob's father tries that shit with me sometimes... Seriously I don't get it, all they are doing is hurting their children!!!

As for DP- I have somewhat tried with OH and a toy and holy cow, it was uncomfortable to me... maybe because I was nervous?

 

[cowboys angel]

Yeah, if you were nervous that will make it uncomfortable. Have a few drinks, and totally relax. You need to completely relax all your muscles and just let it happen. If you can totally relax and get past the first one or two times, it actually can be very enjoyable. Now I enjoy it, but if for any reason I'm a little tense, it can be sore.

The first time he actually penetrated fully in the 'back door' I did end up in a panic attack. It hurts so bad. But if you're totally relaxed and work up to it, it feels unbelievably nice!

 

[sapphire1]

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[cowboys angel]

Helps me to lay on my stomach.

Sorry Sapphire

So you ladies know what I find funny? We went to get pregnancy tests last night. The stuff that generally leads to pregnancy (lubes, creams, etc) is out in the open. You have to go get a worker to unclock a cupboard to get a pregnancy test.

WTF??

 

[sapphire1]

Was just joking lol. Although I find bum sex to be like doing a poo in reverse

That is random about the preggo tests, maybe it's because they're expensive and people try to nick them? Boo to BFNs, I'm TTC as well - on month 6

 

[cowboys angel]

Was just joking lol. Although I find bum sex to be like doing a poo in reverse

That is random about the preggo tests, maybe it's because they're expensive and people try to nick them? Boo to BFNs, I'm TTC as well - on month 6

Meant lock not clock......LOL

Maybe yeah. I dunno. They have the vibrating cream, the flavored cream, all sorts of kinky things lol.

Ugh I wanna go to the sex shop again.

I'm on month 3...but as of right now have a limit of 6 months.

to you!

 

[Eve]

Was just joking lol. Although I find bum sex to be like doing a poo in reverse

That is random about the preggo tests, maybe it's because they're expensive and people try to nick them? Boo to BFNs, I'm TTC as well - on month 6

I am the same way too!

Katie- Maybe that will be on my list for the next weekend I have some drinks
I love sex shops! I want one of those swing things!!!

 

[sapphire1]

Thanks Katie to you too!

 

[cowboys angel]

Was just joking lol. Although I find bum sex to be like doing a poo in reverse

That is random about the preggo tests, maybe it's because they're expensive and people try to nick them? Boo to BFNs, I'm TTC as well - on month 6

I am the same way too!

Katie- Maybe that will be on my list for the next weekend I have some drinks
I love sex shops! I want one of those swing things!!!

Haha. I'm tellin ya, lay flat on your stomach, and relax all your muscles. Once he's (or toy's) in, if he starts using his hands also....oooooooooomg it's enjoyable

Sex shops are so fun. I love those swings, but we dont' have one yet.

It's been a while since we went, I want a new toy.

Oh and Sapphire, thanks

 

[chickenchaser]

Evening ladies, What is the topic of conversation today?

 

[sapphire1]

Dunno, but Katie's being dirty as usual