Planned Teen Pregnancy?

[Lydiarose]

Oops sorry can of worms again . . .

 

[EmandBub]

what comes after worms and maggots?
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[samface182]

Exactly why we said not to you silly goose!
one of the worst mistakes i've made
those were NOT just maggots
fucking SUPER mutant maggots
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https://www.giulianohazan.com/school/images/goose.jpg

YOU JUST CALLED ME ONE OF THESE!

 

[vaniilla]

what comes after worms and maggots?
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fish? lol

 

[Bride2Be]

One of the suggestings for maggots that came up on my google was "maggots in head." Why anyone would search that enough for it to be a suggestion, I don't know but it was so gross!

 

[EmandBub]

wtf is wrong with our lives?
Google has become corrupt!
Sam i'm sorry honey
that's a pretty goose though, you must admit ;-)
xx

 

[samface182]

wtf is wrong with our lives?
Google has become corrupt!
Sam i'm sorry honey
that's a pretty goose though, you must admit ;-)
xx

it is a rather attractive goose tbh..

 

[EmandBub]

it's rather sexy IMO
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[samface182]

it's rather sexy IMO
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THAT'S JUST TOO FAR!

it's okay mr goose. i'll protect you from em!
she's just a big goose pervert!

 

[EmandBub]

i thought it was Mrs Goose!
i won't hurt you Goosey..
nor will I eat you for lunch
*has manic look in her eyes*
this just shows i need to get out more!
xx

 

[samface182]

so your a lesbian goose interferer wither?!

 

[EmandBub]

yes, yes i am
did you not know?
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[samface182]

yes, yes i am
did you not know?
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i do now.



hey em.. did i tell you, im a goose?

 

[EmandBub]

shall we ruffle a few feathers?



oh i do crack myself up sometimes
xx

 

[samface182]

your house, or mine?
https://www.agritura.com/images/product_images/info_images/4512_0.jpg

 

[EmandBub]

yours looks more organised!
do you have a nice air freshener in there?

xx

 

[samface182]

LOL!

nope, it's all essence eu de goose

 

[EmandBub]

ooo my favourite smell little gooselet

hey, do geese lay eggs?

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[samface182]

i think so..
if not, willy wonka would have just been a big lie!

xx

 

[EmandBub]

well i'm sure the creators of Charlie and the Chocolate factory wouldn't want to corrupt today's youth by feeding us lies right? :-O
so they wouldn't lie about golden eggs either, right?
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