Resisting the title Wonky Cycles R Us....boarding the Maca Train to BFP Central!

[Linny]

Kel......gold teeth????? We're gonna need close up pics of those bad boys

 

[kelster823]

Hey Leeze welcome to the crazy thread.. now don't go running out on us after your post. ya gotta stick with us through it all.... these ladies are FAB in here and we have a great time

Linny-- yep I will.. I just only wished I could of convinced Jeff to be my BITCH it woulda been perfect

 

[Linny]

Kel.....DO NOT MAKE A PREGNANT WOMAN LAUGH TILL SHE PEE'S HERSELF

Jeff as your bitch ......I need to wee now!!!!!!!!

 

[nevertogether]

kel i love how you make us laugh!!

welcome leeze, i'm with kel. don't post and then run away!

 

[kelster823]

sorry guys hee hee hee


but it would be PERFECT though.... the crowd we will be with on Saturday nite would of gotten a BIG ASS LAUGH if I showed up as a Pimp and Jeff as a Hooker.. LOL

 

[kelster823]

DANG IT he won't budge... I just texted him again

 

[Linny]

your mad Kel. I agree it would be fab

 

[sparkle05]

Good evening ladies

NEVER, yes, yes, yes it's yours if you want it Have you had a chance to google it ? If you want the monitor PM me with your details and i will pop it in the post for you

LINNY, It's true linny some times us ladies have a poo when pushing baby out I said to jack that if the baby comes out before the midwife arrives can he please check for poo and clear it up before she comes. His reaction was " Oh no i cant do that i will have your mother on speed dial" he went all green around the gills I guess that's some thing else that i will have to do probably with the baby still attached
I wouldn't worry though you wont even know you have done it and nor will your DH.

SBB, Aggghhhh moving it's a pain in the backside isn't it ? I love all of your name choices lol

LEEZE. Welcome aboard the maca train

KELSTER, I love it, what an outfit Lots of photos please.

Hi to all the other ladies hope you are all well

 

[Leeze]

thanks for the lovely warm welcome everyone!

How could I leave now? I already want to hear how Kelster's party goes!!

 

[Linny]

Sparkle.....I can just see my OH taking pics of the poo rather than the baby just so he can tease me!!!

Hows the room swap going??

Leeze now you have to stay

 

[xcharx]

Hello ladies

I come on, and your talking about poo, pimps & Bitches loool you lot are truly mad!

nothing going on with me!!!

cant wait for the next testers x

 

[sparkle05]

Oh linny it's been a mare i can tell you. It's almost done just a few finishing touches to go. Ella won the argument and she will be sharing with baby sparkle. God help us lol. Me and DH now have a very snug bedroom but i like it. It's very cosy when the curtains are shut and the lamps are on very relaxing.
I have put up baby sparkles cot in the room as Ella went on and on about it, but it's empty i drew the line at letting her put the bedding on I just have to buy baby sparkle a chest of drawers and a wardrobe and then i should be ready. Apart from other things not nursery related of course lol.
How are things going with little little. Have you started her nursery. How about names. I am stuck i really like Isla and DH is OK with this but i keep thinking of other names and my head is whizzing.

 

[SBB]

kel and sparkle you crack me up!!!

Welcome Leeze

X x x

 

[sparkle05]

LINNY, i see that you are on facebook PM me your details and i will see if i can find you

If anyone else wants to do this as well please feel free the more the merrier lol

 

[kelster823]

can just see my OH taking pics of the poo rather than the baby just so he can tease me!!!

that is just horrible.. I will personally come over the pond and kick his ARSE..

Spark.. HI YA HONEY... I promise photos,, especially if I DO convince Jeff ::: raises eye brows ::::

Leeze.... yep you can't leave now.. just join in on the fun each day.... we mainly just talk BS --- once in a while you might here something about TTC... LOL

Char-- hi ya sweetie

Suz-

 

[Linny]

We have all the stuff for the nursery but haven't started it yet, maybe this weekend we'l paint

Names I'm totally stuck, Lola-Rose was gonna be it but OH told his mum (which I'd said not to) and she thinks its a mouthful.....total mummys boy so its back to the drawing board

I'l hold ya to that Kel

 

[sparkle05]

Awww linny Ella wanted baby sparkle to be called Lola after charlie and Lola on the telly, she said " i could have a little sister Lola who is small and very funny " lol. I don't know if you have ever seen charlie and Lola but that is what charlie says about Lola at the beginning of every programme.

Lola is a lovely name Bloody mummies boys

 

[sparkle05]

Right ladies i have no children tonight they are at my mother in laws to sleep so that i can go to work in the morning. I am off for a bath and some much needed DH time

Catch you all tomorrow

 

[ttcbaby117]

Linny - I know some drs make you do an enema as soon as you go into labor to prevent that....if you are really worried about then I would do it. I had to do one before my surgery and I was stressed out about it but it wasnt that bad. on another note when my sister went into labor she went to the bathroom like 3 times before she actually started to have labor pains sooooo SBB is right, your body does clean you out!

Linds - sounds like you are oving!

SBB - I like the third....and might i say I just love the name sam....I brought that name up to brad and he veto'ed it!

Kel - OMG you are cracking me up!!!!!! You might make a non-pregnant woman pee herself also!

Linny - I love Lola!!!!!! Tell your mil she already got to name her child and it is your turn

leeze - welcome to this forum....please ignore the last few pages of craziness.....we are a crazy bunch but would be more than happy to help with any questions you may have...if not..then just jump on in with your craziness LOL

Ok I need some help from the ladies on here that have taken EPO......for the last few days I have had crampiness....and today I am having CM....is it possible that the EPO is working late. I stopped taking it on the day ov was confirmed. I was fine on 1 and 2 dpo but yesterday and today have been crampy.....has anyone else experienced this? Oh and I only took 2000mgs per day.

 

[nevertogether]

ttc - i never had cramps caused by EPO but i did notice EWCM after o when taking it!