Alright... be warned! I'm nuts.
(I have high anxiety and Obsessive Compulsive Behavior.)
-I absolutely HATE feet. My biggest pet peeve is when men wear flip flops - it actually makes me want to vomit. Baby feet, however, are the best!
-I am terrified of going in the ocean - I've been swept out to sea before and it's one of my biggest fears. I get overwhelmed just looking at it. Love the sounds of the waves, though!
-I won't go swimming in lakes or rivers anymore, either. If I can't see the bottom, I will not go in. Even if there is a dark spot in a swimming pool, I will not go in.
-I also hyperventilate when I stand on docks, especially if they don't have rails.
-I cannot sleep with my feet uncovered (this only applies when its dark). I think aliens will get me. Not monsters. Just aliens.
-Did I mention I'm terrified of aliens?
-Every time the phone used to ring at school, I would have this overwhelming sense of dread that my mom had died. And then I would start breathing really quickly and imagining having to take care of my sister by myself or having to move in with my grandparents, etc. until the teacher would call up whomever the call was about.
-I can't eat things that have the "wrong" texture. Like... onions. I love the flavor, but won't eat them because of the weird crunchiness. Same with chopped up celery in tuna salad or something - totally grosses me out!
-I smell my partner's armpits every day. I love the smell of his deodorant, and I really love the smell of his sweat mixed with it, like after he works out... Mmm manly goodness!
-When my OH is out of town, I have to wear his deodorant to bed, along with one of his shirts as a nightie. I also sometimes spray his cologne on his pillow and cuddle it, even though I don't cuddle him to sleep when he's actually in bed with me.
-I have to sleep on my stomach in a straight line, with my hands straight down and under my hip bones. I also prefer to sleep in just panties.
-I also pick my nose (in private). If I feel something in my nose whilst out in public, I use the fact that I have a nose piercing to disguise my picking. Lol
-I like that weird smell that your ears get when you stretch them, or when you have a piercing in them. People call it ear cheese (not wax - this is something different), and for some reason I don't mind the smell. I also play with my nose ring for this reason. I just pull it out and push it back in over and over throughout the day.
-I am afraid of getting my hair cut. I really need it cut again but I don't trust people with it and it's my favorite feature lol. Right now it's below my butt crack.
-I fart in my sleep. Mostly because my OH doesn't like to believe that girls fart, so I hold them in or fart when he's away. He also doesn't like to know that I poo, so I run the sink water rather loudly while I'm doing my business.
-I get claustrophobic in the car if I don't have control of one of the windows, or am not allowed to roll one down as I please.
-I am afraid of driving. I'm 20 and just have gotten my permit, but refuse to practice driving on actual roads because I think everyone is going to run into me.
-I freak out a lot when I'm the passenger in a car. I think that everyone else is going to run stop signs or lights so I am constantly looking around me all the time. I am always gasping because I think people won't stop at their stop sign, even if they roll over the line just a tiny bit.
-I like popping zits (mine and my OH's). It makes me feel like I'm winning.
-I have to ask my OH if he loves me all the time. I know that he does, but I ask anyway. It annoys the hell out of him. I can't help it.
-I collect Barbie movies... and I sincerely enjoy watching every single one, and can sing the songs to them as well.
-I am tongue-tied and therefore have a tiny lisp when I talk. It's barely noticeable. I sometimes wish it was more prominent, as I have a slight fetish with speech impediments.
-I hate when I'm making a sandwich with mayo or mustard and its not completely spread out very thinly. It has to cover all of the bread. If I'm putting tuna or meat on it, no part of the bread can be uncovered, as I hate when I take a bite of sandwich and it's just bread (makes me sick). I also cannot get the mayo/mustard/ketchup on my hand and lick it off. I have to wipe it off or wash my hands. For some reason it just really disgusts me.
Weird things my OH does:
-He sucks on the cotton swab before putting it in his ear. I think it's the weirdest thing, and I tried it, and I hate the sensation.
-He has the same texture issues with food as me. He likes those weird protein shakes that are really chalky and gritty (so do I).
-He will NOT wear a shirt without a "wife beater" (tank top) under it.
-He has to wipe down the toilet before he sits on it to go poo. Even if it's just at home. When we're someplace else, he puts toilet paper on every exposed part of the toilet before sitting down.