DD maybe now when mummy says dont stand to close to LO shes just had milkies you might listen to me!!!
...Yesterday just before her nanny and grandad came around to visit, id just finished feeding E and she was on my knee, me keeping her upright to help reflux, so F came over to give her a cuddle, i said to just wait until the fountain of sick had came out otherwise it will go all over you, she refuses to move and gets the fountain of sick all over her, bottom half of face and all the way down her clothes!
luckily for me E stayed spotless so i only had 1 child to change
MIL dont complain that you had to wait in the rain for a few minutes because i didnt answer the door, i was dealing with the above mess! I did txt you as soon as it happened to tell you to leave it 10 mins before turning up, so what do you do, turn up after 5. if you would of turned up after 10 the door would of been open and ready for you to come in.
FIL i know you hate babies when theyre little, but you haven't held E since she was a day old and that was only for a minute, it would be nice for you to hold her when i ask if you want to.
LO i love you dearly and i love my 5am smiles when were going back to sleep, but when those smiles turn into screeches of overtiredness by 5:30 its no longer cute! Your big sis had been up in the night and the last thing she needed before her jabs today was a super early morning. Sorry i stuffed boob in your mouth to shut you up and get you to sleep, i know you didnt want it, but it was the best thing for us all
to the nurse who is doing DDs jabs today, please dont hurt her!
DD please please please sit on father xmas knee today at the fete! (OH goes mad at me when i say that out loud, tells me to stop taking her choice away from her, but (hissy fit mode) I WANT A PIC OF HER WITH SANTA WHILE SHE STILL BELIEVES!!)