I have a couple things to add!
When my LO was born we had to stay in hospital for 6 days. On the 3rd or 4th night, I got shaken awake by the nurses. Imogen was screaming her head off right next to my head, all the other ladies and babies had been woken by her and I was snoring away, oblivious. I felt so guilty, and embarrassed, and i'll never forget it!! LOL. Poor little bubs was starving!!
I have also cut my baby while clipping her nails. Several times.
Yesterday, I took Imogen to get weighed at baby clinic. First, I smacked her head on the floor when I put her down to get her undressed, then I smacked her head on the scales, THEN, I smacked her head on the floor again when I put her down to get her dressed! And the health visitor, the lady who was weighing and the student all noticed. I felt so stupid
Edited to add: After reading MileyMamma's post I remembered I have also pulled LO's top off without undoing the buttons too. She did not enjoy that. I have also laid her soft little head down on the poppers on her vest. That left a mark! And also banged her head on the doorframe as I took her in to bed. That one didn't even wake her!
Goodness, I am a bad mother!