The ' the chats borked so lets chat here instead' thread

[sparkswillfly]

My OH spends all evening playing ps3 so I have to find something to occupy my time.


I think I can smell baby poop....... lovely

 

[sparkswillfly]

And you're child has been where...? lol

I can imagine you fast asleep whilst poor little Caitlyn is in her cot with a bowl of food, a bottle of juice and a tape recording of you speaking to her...

 

[AppleBlossom]

Nice Sam....

My baby doesn't really poop in the night thank god!

 

[sparkswillfly]

It was a false alarm!

 

[Serene123]

My mum had her

 

[Serene123]

However... Where can I get a tape recorder?!

 

[AppleBlossom]

I hear they sell them on 'neglectedbabies.com'



So cruel.

 

[Serene123]

 

[AppleBlossom]

I'll probably get arrested for saying that now

 

[Serene123]

MI5 (I wrote MFI then ) will be onto you in a shot!

 

[AppleBlossom]

MFI...

 

[Serene123]

MFI are closed! Maybe MI6 bought them out..

 

[sparkswillfly]

Im going to bed now spammers.. Night Night xx

 

[AppleBlossom]

Night Sam! x

 

[AppleBlossom]

Shit, MFI have closed down???

I really need to keep up

 

[Serene123]

Night Sam!

Yeah Bexy, like, before Adams!!