The things kids say!

[divadexie]

The first time I came home from hospital for a day, my son turned to me and said ''erm, mummy, have they put the baby back in your tummy now?!'' hehehe

And yesterday was a funny one. I looked out the window and said ''eww, there's a ded mouse under the bench.''

Lewy ''why?''
Me ''Maisy must have caught it and left it there''
Then in the car on the way to playgroup he said ''when we go to the new house we better take that dead mouse with us'' LOL!!!

 

[nada87]

this ones not funny so much as cute but i thought i would share.

my dd (3.5 yrs old) crawls into my bed the other morning and starts rubbing my belly, then she says "mommy can meira come out today?" and when i say "no she has to keep growing" kd says "but if she grows bigger she'll break your belly". it was so sweet, i love my dd.

 

[luv2lift]

awwwwe some of these just made me night..they are so special.
I'll share two my 5 year old has said.
A few days ago we made brownies w/ icing and he had a bit around his mouth so he looks at me and uses his finger to circle around his mouth and says "i'm gonna save this for later" I almost peed myself laughing, well maybe i did a bit.
At our hunt camp my MIL was walking around looking for her broom. She asked my son if he had seen it and he told her "maybe the witch took it"

 

[leigh568]

When my son was a few months old my mum was round visiting and I nipped to the shops. He started getting hungry just before I got home so mum was comforting him (as he was breastfed). My eldest daughter who was 3 at the time said, "Grandma, you've got boobies, why don't you just feed him."

 

[Samemka]

My Mum works in a nursery, and I went in one day with Emma. She was explaining to them that she was my Mummy, and I was Emma's Mummy. One little girl asked about her Mummy (my Gran), so my Mum said she wasn't here anymore because she was in heaven. So the little girl says 'Oh, right. Is she a skeleton then???'. It was so funny, so innocent, made my Mum really laugh at what was quite a hard time as my Gran hadn't been gone long!