Things I cannot say out loud....

[MizzDeeDee]

MizzDeeDee - your LO is sooo cute! Love the pic in your siggy. Makes me think of milky baby breath and sleepy cuddles

Awww... thank you!

 

[OctBebe]

So my drunk mother text me saying "Eli is too much for you" "your coping out" "Eli comes last" WTF!!! shes the one who offered to babysit for a few hous AND whenever I am there you take over and wont let me soothe my child then say that im making everyone look after him. Really lady, i dont need your shit right now ive had 2 hours sleep and a screaming baby all day.

 

[MizzDeeDee]

Tell her to another one.

 

[OctBebe]

She's a bitch. How can she be so cruel. Since Im sleep deprived im an emotional mess lol, hope OH doesn't come home from work with me blubbering.

 

[MizzDeeDee]

 

[Natsku]

Just a question first what age is it ok to give them ice cream??

We don't give LO milk just melted ice cream in bottles. It's a good form of calcium

If he's good he'll sometimes get a Cornetto too.

OH and inlaws are always feeding things to Maria, I don't mind them giving her little tastes of stuff but OH has a tendency to not stop when I tell him too

 

[StarlitHome]

This is to myself:
I am a good mom. The fact that when Boo is crying like that, that it makes me want to cry, that means I'm a good mom.
It's okay - sometimes babies cry. She's perfectly fine, look at her sleeping like an angel now. It was just trapped wind combined with being tired.
I am a good mom.

 

[Lauki]

4am - I hate you! Everything is so doom and gloom at 4am.

 

[tanya]

Flynn: I wish I knew why you have been awake and grumbling all night, youve sttn every night for a week but wouldn't settle last night?
I'm sorry I cried but im just so tired and frustrated. I'm sorry I Offered to help you sleep with a pillow I didnt mean it.
Dh (dick head for today) I've been sending you messages all night to tell you I was struggling and needed help, why did you sleep on the sofa till 6am then apparently get my messages, brought me a coffee (at 6am fucking really?) then say well he can lay with you on the bed for a bit and then leave me (crying) an go back downstairs for an hour?
Yeah you've taken him downstairs for a bit but when I come down I bet you've not changed him or fed him his breakfast!
I feel really guilty that I'm looking forward to my dentist appointment today because I'll be leaving Flynn with a babysitter and will be alone for a little while.

Flynn: I'm sorry I dyed your hands and feet blue I was trying to do foot/hand prints on daddies birthday present and card, also I'm glad you got excited to be doing your first picture but I'd have preferred if you'd not stabbed yourself in the leg with the pen...

Mil: I my baby is crying for me and I'm holdin him I don't fucking care if you finished your meal already and I'm still eating I can hold him and eat DO NOT SNATCH MY BABY FROM MY ARMS! What the fuck gives you that right? Then to wander round the kitchen with him while he's screaming harder than ever saying "awww what's wrong with MY baby?"
He wants his mummy, that's me not you!
Don't then phone me everyday fir the next few days saying "I know I upset you and that's why you left straight after tea, I've cried myself to sleep everynight"
Why? You knew what you were doing just like you knew what you were doing when he was 6 weeks old and you snatched the pram off me in town and let fil walk off with him even tho I'd said no I didn't wan him to take him.
You say your sorry and I just start to trust you again and you do it again! You say it's because you hardly see him and get carried away when hes there, we come AT LEAST three times a week and spend all day Sunday at your house, sometimes you see him more than his daddy does!

I'm tired over emotional and need help, hopefully now sisters are back from holiday the company in the day will help (we live together).

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Why do people insist on feeding other people's babies? I'm not a stickler. When Alex is weaned, I would mind the occasional treat. I know my parents will spoil him when we go visit for the first time when Alex is one and I can't fault them for that. They'll have two weeks to make up for a year of not seeing him. Ok, I've upset myself now

 

[marina294]

to myself:- why did you buy that big tub of celebrations you keep walking past and grabbing one yes they are munch but telling yourself there only bitesize will not help you shift this weight

mil:- seriously can u just check if lo has actually wet/dirtied her nappy u just change it anyway or take it off so she can have nappy free time- nappies are EXPENSIVE!!

same with the bum cream if you read the tube it says apply a THIN layer not a third of the tube.

oh and when i pack her change bag and you need say a bib it is inthere!! im tired of coming back to oh we couldnt find a vest/bib etc in a disapproving tone i always pack two of everything check the pockets!!

OH- yes i am a SAHM for now to our 10 week old daughter not a mum to you it does not give u a right to
-leave your clothes where you take them off(he never used to do it)
-use every utensil in the cupboard and leave it lying around for me to wash up
-think that i should deal with all the estate agents surveyors etc with a small baby your the one that rang them and i dont have all the answers to there questions and your name is on the bills so they wont deal with me anyway!! im not your flipping secretary.
-stop saying well you should do it seeing as you sit home all day!! i used to work 2 jobs and keep the house clean before LO i am trying to keep up with the house but lo doesnt like to be put down for more than 5 mins!

oh and lastly when i say about going to visit my family dont roll your eyes and try to put it off Summer is there family to im sick of spending the weekend/evenings at your mums where she is passed around overstimulated then given back to me screaming at least my family will not just take lo out of my arms they understand it can be overwhelming for her and will understand that she is hungry/tired and just wants her mum.

and breathe i love this thread

 

[MissFox]

DH I ant effing believe you didn't come with me to the er last night. Our baby is sick and I know it wouldn't have been easier for you to come but ffs I left work early and drove the your to the hospital and was there for 5 hrs. I got home late and proceeded to be on baby duty all high. Then you have the fucking nerve to ask me to work a half day so you can chop wood? Argh.

 

[Cupkake.Luver]

To Xavier:

Thanks you snuggles for being such a good baby. I love you.

 

[Lauki]

Sophie - Sorry I had to put you in your own room . Daddy is too noisy and it's impossible for you to sleep as soon as we come to bed. If you struggle sleeping, mummy will come in the nursery to sleep with you!!! . I'll miss you next to me and sleeping hand in hand!! But waking up 30 times a night for 3 weeks is not good for either of us!

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Lauki

 

[Lauki]

It's the best thing for her! I don't mind her noises and moving about, but her waking because of us really isn't helping her. She's absolutely shattered in the morning because she barely sleeps between midnight and 4 or 5am!

Maybe when she's a bit better at sleeping I can have her back in our room .

 

[Lettuce]

lauki, good luck! Xxx

 

[StarlitHome]

cousin-in-law's husband -
Okay. It's getting weird for me, seeing your FB updates. Because I know that your wife and kids haven't lived with you in over a year (they're living at her sister's place) and that you see your kids on weekends and your wife sometimes spends the day with you when you have them.
All your FB photo albums are "family" ones with photos of you and "your girls" (am I really the only one who sees the strained look on your wife's face in most of them?) and all your comments on them are from members of your wife's family who... don't live here and have no idea that you don't live in the same home as she!
But today's update, well, that is just TOTALLY awkward for me to see.

Twenty years ago I met my best friend. Ten years ago on this day, I married her. Now a decade and two children later, I still enjoy her smile, her smarts and her inner and outer beauty. Happy Anniversary D

And all the "likes" and comments are, again, from her family members who don't live here. (She's not on FB...)

It's sad and awkward and I'm wondering if we'll even see you at Thanksgiving...

 

[cowboys angel]

Okay seriously... I AM REALLY FREAKING HORNY!

And slow breathing... In...and out....in...and out..

 

[Lettuce]

Okay seriously... I AM REALLY FREAKING HORNY!

And slow breathing... In...and out....in...and out..

well, you know what to.... Scratch that itch!!