Things I cannot say out loud....

[StarlitHome]

Miss Boo darling, please have a good nap this morning so you're happy this afternoon.

A dear, please send me the family photos you took of us I want to see them!

 

[Ozzieshunni]

DH, I'm sorry Alex ripped your Final Fantasy book. Let that be a lesson to never leave things you like on the floor.

 

[MissFox]

UGH! Why did I even come here! I didn't want to!!! Tell me I have until the end of this month to finsh "projects" then my job is discontinued and I actually came back in?!! WHY!? I don't want to be here. New job starts on the 21 and I could really use the money.*sigh*

 

[Lettuce]

Jenny, I'm sorry about your cold... But I'm still going out to the quiz, with my dad, brothers uncle and cousin. I'm sorry, but I really need to get out. Daddy will look after you. I love you.

DH: I'm sorry, I'm still going, you need to learn about Jenny, thanks for saying it's no bother. I will seriously crack up soon. I need some sleep.

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Lettuce, are you experiencing sleep regression too? Alex is driving me nuts! He's passed out now so everything is getting pushed back tonight

 

[Neko]

DH, I'm sorry Alex ripped your Final Fantasy book. Let that be a lesson to never leave things you like on the floor.

Was it a hint book? Avery says hint books are yummy.

 

[Ozzieshunni]

It was like the walk through book? With all the maps and secret hidden items and all that.

 

[Neko]

Yep. That would be it. When my son leaves one lying around, Avery likes to rip out a page and take a nibble.

 

[tanya]

To my friend on fb, I really don't know what to say and I k ow I can't make it better, I've spent all evening crying an huggin Flynn. Everyones there for you when youre ready to talk.
Rip kian born sleeping yesterday.

 

[Dragonfly]

not to any one in here..."some of you are just idiots, big ignorant idiots who just dont have a clue do you" .

That is all.

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

Tanya... to you & your friend. Fly high little one

 

[tanya]

I don't know how to react tbh, everything was perfect right up till she gave birth and he just didn't take his first breath. There was no sign anything was wrong and nothing they could do.
It just goes to show how fragile new babies are one of her best friends is due to give birth in a couple of weeks and she's now terrified.

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Oh Tanya! I was told there was a possibility I could have lost Alex and I cried for days. We don't know why things happen Poor mommy Fly high little angel.

 

[Eliza_V]

DH. She isn't going to go to sleep for you if you keep swearing under your breath and kicking stuff about when she annoys you. You're just going round in circles. And it may help if you make an effort to stifle your coughs rather than acting like you're trying to blow someone's house down. I can feel myself getting worked up and I'm starting to feel sick, as I know you're just going to come down in one hell of a mood and I'll have to settle an overtired and upset baby instead, then deal with you being a moody baby all night as well.

Oh, and moaning at 4.30am this morning when I asked if you could just pick LO up for a minute (as she would go straight back to sleep) for you to reply with "FFS this will be TWO NIGHTS IN A ROW!" ... Seriously?

(Are you seriously hyperventiliating in the other room now? Stop being such a drama queen! I used to have a lot more sympathy for you, I really did. I don't want to sound like a heartless bitch.)

You mocking her saying "Waaaaah" just now didn't help either

You seem to forget the baby monitor is on.. Or is this your way of trying to get me to take over again?? Seriously, if you're actually struggling, just tell me. You know I'll help then. But I don't join in with the drama-queen act anymore. Not since you over-played it one too many times. And ignored me when I was crying when you heard it over the monitor because 1) you'd done it and 2) you'd rather have played on your laptop.

STOP KICKING THE COT TO TURN THE WHITE NOISE MACHINE BACK ON. STOP SLAMMING YOURSELF DOWN IN THE CHAIR AND KICKING IT BACK AGAINST THE WALL WHEN YOU GET UP.

You know what, screw this. LO doesn't have to put up with this shit. I'm going up there so you can come back down and relax with a beer and your laptop. Ugh.

Tanya

 

[tanya]

We've had some good news, the insurance finally paid out for dh's motorbike that was nicked on boxing day, £950 for a bike that was worth £300 if that!
Flynn has a new train set, dh has a new computer game and I'm going shopping tomorrow yay! We didn't think they were paying out so we'd written off the money.

Some good news out of a terrible evening.

 

[Fergie]

@Tanya

As a mummy to an angel, I send your friend all my love. There are no words that can express the pain she'll be going through, such a heartbreaking thing to have happened.

 

[Lettuce]

Lettuce, are you experiencing sleep regression too? Alex is driving me nuts! He's passed out now so everything is getting pushed back tonight

Tbh, Jen has always been a terrible sleeper! but recently it's like, god, I dunno. I feel like I'm going mad. I've cried, and pinched myself and told myself to count my blessings, but sometimes, just sometimes I still find it hard. She's teething and got a cold too. Plus it's a wonder week. I like to pretend it's cos she's so bright.

Tanya I can't imagine the pain. They are in my thoughts and prayers. you all are. But I'm glad you got a wee windfall.

Vixiepoo, why is he doing this? Why is he acting like a baby and that lo is out to get him? hope she sleeps well tonight for you.

DH, thank you fr letting me go out, gutted I didn't win, but still, the quiz was great. I'm glad Jen went to bed no bother for you.

Dear great uncle. You are a great man, so good to me. Love that you're 89 and still talking about the talent at your housing complex. I love that you see your sister (my gran, a great lady) in Jenny. It makes me so proud when you said "oh, she's def been here before." I know, I feel it too.

Mil. I know you drive me nuts sometimes. But cashing in that insurance policy and giving us a considerable chunk, well, thank you isn't enough. I know you're doing it for DH and Jen. But I'll benefit too. Thanks. We might be able to afford to move sooner and to a better place.

 

[Chef Wife]

My story: I am new to this site and I have been trying to conceive for the past 2.5 years. Every day, all around me, it feels as though each and every person I know is getting pregnant and I can't help but hate each and every one of them. I feel as though I am overcome with jealousy and I hate it. That is just not who I am. I am in a constant state of self pity and refuse to go to any baby related function which tends to isolate me from everyone I know. I feel slightly bad when I decline and then I think to myself, how the F did these two produce a child and we can't. it's awful to think that, i know...but I do at least once a day and i think this about my really good friends. What's wrong with me that I feel this way. Have any of you felt this way? Is it normal or am i just a big B?

 

[Lettuce]

Hi chef wife. I'm sorry you've been waiting so long. But I believe its common to feel this way in your situation. There are some good trying to concieve boards on here, including a Long Term TTC area. It's a shame that you feel isolated by this, and I hope you get your BFP soon!

 

[OnErth&InHvn]

To DSs grandma:
Yes, you twat i found your facebook post when you called me a bad mother and a bunch of other names i cant post here because I (as MY sons MOTHER) told him (MY son) there's no santa. Im pretty sure me, as HIS mother trumps you. Thanks for not only bringing that out into the world of facebook, but really letting me see your true colors.