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Happy Birthday, Tanya!!!!
I'm glad you feel better Nats
I'm glad you feel better Nats
Things I cannot say out loud....
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my poor lil mites got the pox 
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Booooo! Oatmeal baths 
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Bitch- how DARE you report me to the sspca and the social because you fell out with me over a damn stupid facebook page! How fucking pathetic!
For someone who has never set foot in my house you seem to have a big idea about how my animals are kept?? ''severely overcrowded, dogs shut in crate all day long and a disgusting garden'' GET A LIFE you stupid immature little COW. Funnily enough, the sspca said she could see I was a responsible owner all my animals are well cared for and neutered and kept properly. Wasting their time having to come out and see me when they could have been sorting out real stuff.
Now I've got to put up the stress of waiting for the bloody social to come and discuss concerns of my kids- of who you have met twice, for about 10 mins. YOU were the one moaning at me to bring LO up to the horse, so she could sit in her buggy for 3 hours and saying ''she will be fine'' when I said no Im not doing that.
You don't even have kids so how fucking dare you pass a judgement on how I look after mine when you don't even know them!
If you thought I really had something to hide from the sspca and the social, then why the fuck did you PM me telling me you had called them?? fucking moron.
And go ahead, tell people you have had an injunction put on me and are taking me to court PMSL silly cow, you cant sue someone for slander if they haven't used your name when talking about the way you get rid of your dogs to get new ones and then get rid of them to get more again, I havent ruined your life, relationship or job (cause your a dole bum, get up off your arse you have no reason not to work other than being lazy, so you won't get legal aid for it cause you have NO CASE. It's a bloody good job you live in a different town to me I would hate to have to look at your fat ugly face again. GRRRRRR
aaaah, rant over, lol I just hope I get a nice social worker because I can be doing without them hanging about- if they say one thing about how many animals I have I'll be telling them to GTFO my house. Fcking hate social workers.
For someone who has never set foot in my house you seem to have a big idea about how my animals are kept?? ''severely overcrowded, dogs shut in crate all day long and a disgusting garden'' GET A LIFE you stupid immature little COW. Funnily enough, the sspca said she could see I was a responsible owner all my animals are well cared for and neutered and kept properly. Wasting their time having to come out and see me when they could have been sorting out real stuff.
Now I've got to put up the stress of waiting for the bloody social to come and discuss concerns of my kids- of who you have met twice, for about 10 mins. YOU were the one moaning at me to bring LO up to the horse, so she could sit in her buggy for 3 hours and saying ''she will be fine'' when I said no Im not doing that.
You don't even have kids so how fucking dare you pass a judgement on how I look after mine when you don't even know them!
If you thought I really had something to hide from the sspca and the social, then why the fuck did you PM me telling me you had called them?? fucking moron.
And go ahead, tell people you have had an injunction put on me and are taking me to court PMSL silly cow, you cant sue someone for slander if they haven't used your name when talking about the way you get rid of your dogs to get new ones and then get rid of them to get more again, I havent ruined your life, relationship or job (cause your a dole bum, get up off your arse you have no reason not to work other than being lazy, so you won't get legal aid for it cause you have NO CASE. It's a bloody good job you live in a different town to me I would hate to have to look at your fat ugly face again. GRRRRRR
aaaah, rant over, lol I just hope I get a nice social worker because I can be doing without them hanging about- if they say one thing about how many animals I have I'll be telling them to GTFO my house. Fcking hate social workers.
That's shocking! I'd be off to beat the crap out of her!
I did get a yogurt maker pmsl, I'll have a big pot by morning...
I've had a nice day thanks, been out to the peak district to have a wander round my favorite village (it's only 1/2 hr away) then off to pil for birthday tea of steak and chips. I also got three cakes! 2 birthday and an anniversary one.
I confess flynns had a little slice of cake. He REALLY liked it! Oops.
Mil noticed my carpet burn, I now have a tube of her moisturiser for my "dry skin"
To fil- I did say Flynn was being wriggly so Golding him just with one hand under his bum was just dumb! You are so fucking lucky that you were sat on the floor when he flipped himself out of your grip! If he bruises it'll look cool coz he went forehead first into a duplo brick! I also did notice that you went into the kitchen to cry after.
Seriously how often is it normal for a baby to bang their head when they start cruising coz flynns giving himself anything upwards of 3 whacks a day no matter what we do. Dh is considering getting him a "spazz hat" as he calls it. (to everyone else it's a soft helmet) I'm starting to wonder if I should even bother saving to send him to uni... (Flynn not dh)
I did get a yogurt maker pmsl, I'll have a big pot by morning...
I've had a nice day thanks, been out to the peak district to have a wander round my favorite village (it's only 1/2 hr away) then off to pil for birthday tea of steak and chips. I also got three cakes! 2 birthday and an anniversary one.
I confess flynns had a little slice of cake. He REALLY liked it! Oops.
Mil noticed my carpet burn, I now have a tube of her moisturiser for my "dry skin"
To fil- I did say Flynn was being wriggly so Golding him just with one hand under his bum was just dumb! You are so fucking lucky that you were sat on the floor when he flipped himself out of your grip! If he bruises it'll look cool coz he went forehead first into a duplo brick! I also did notice that you went into the kitchen to cry after.
Seriously how often is it normal for a baby to bang their head when they start cruising coz flynns giving himself anything upwards of 3 whacks a day no matter what we do. Dh is considering getting him a "spazz hat" as he calls it. (to everyone else it's a soft helmet) I'm starting to wonder if I should even bother saving to send him to uni... (Flynn not dh)
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Alex did the same thing Tanya. Now I have a climber 
I dunno.......I'd rather have a walker.
I dunno.......I'd rather have a walker. 
Tell me it gets better and he will injure himself less soon! My nerves can't take it anymore, the worst is when he tries to climb the front of the fridge and inevitably faceplants the fridge then slides down and hits the ground, he's done that twice now. I've baby-proofed as much as physically possible but I daren't even go for a pee or pop to the kitchen for a drink without strapping him in his highchair
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umm sorry to burst your bubble Tanya but hes a boy.... your gonna have your fair share of bumps,bruises and scraped knees from now till the end 
but it does get a little less heart renching.... my LO will be 3 next week and he superman dives of the sofa.... the first 20 times i was diving to catch him now iv learnt its how ge plays.and just put pillows down and soft mats cant wrap them in bubble wrap.forever x
but it does get a little less heart renching.... my LO will be 3 next week and he superman dives of the sofa.... the first 20 times i was diving to catch him now iv learnt its how ge plays.and just put pillows down and soft mats cant wrap them in bubble wrap.forever x
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Dear FIL - teeth coming in do not "make the gums itch". Obviously you have never had your wisdom teeth in (and that is funny for more than one reason) because mine are coming in as LO's teeth are sprouting and IT FUCKING HURTS.
Don't belittle my child's pain simply because she's a child.
DH - darling I adore you but if you don't get me a ring sling for Mother's Day I will be disappointed...
Don't belittle my child's pain simply because she's a child.
DH - darling I adore you but if you don't get me a ring sling for Mother's Day I will be disappointed...
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Vixie... Hope everything is okay.
Right...vent time!
To everyone who text/asked about my house. Yes its sorted. No thanks to you! I'm sure it never occured to you that trying to paint/wallpaper/anything else suddenly becomes 50 times harder with a LO who is used to all my attention. I can't sit him at the top of a fucking ladder can I? I would have really appriciated you coming & sitting with him so 2 hour jobs didn't take all day!
Mum's sister....you will never be welcome in my house. How dare you sit there & say my son wouldn't miss me if you took him to your house. Also...how nice of you to send everything from your garage down here the first weekend I had the house, Cos I realled needed boxes of picture frames. Thanks ever so much for that. Your a twat.
Grandad, nice of you to not even bother to say my house looks nice. I don't care if you think LO's room should be cream. He is a boy, he has a blue bedroom, I'm not asking you to sleep in there!
Mum, you are a fucking piss take. Thank you so much for all your help with the house. But you ruined it all yesterday. My back & shoulders are killing. I was 3 days out from moving all my own stuff & you want me to start pissing about moving beds & shit at your house. Great thanks. I can't even pick my son up this morning without wanting to cry. No I'm not bringing him to your after I've been to OH's I don't wanna see your face.
OH, you are a total gem, this house wouldn't have got done without your help.
Best mate, we had the most fun stripping wallpaper ever! Thanks so much for your help.
Okay...non-house bitching.
Grandad FFS! I was trying to help the poor little thing. Its not my fault my cat pulled it out of the nest. I called the RSPCA & I tried to help in. Saying I shouldn't have cats is plain fucking stupid. Your dog could easily kill your chickens, would you get rid of him. Thanks very much for telling me I prolonged its suffering by doing what the RSPCA told me to do. I really needed telling that after I'd just walked away from my mum in tears cos she told me it would die anyway.
Little bird, I'm sorry my braindead cat pulled you from your nest. I tried to save you. I'm sorry
FOB, please don't randomly fuck with your money, it makes me nevous.
OH's parents...today is the scary parents meeting. Please be gentle with me & not ask too many arkward questions about LO I can't answer. Please just be distracted by his cuteness.
LO, please be your usually well behaved cute self today. Love you baby boy
Cats...stop effing chasing each other!!!
/end rant
Right...vent time!
To everyone who text/asked about my house. Yes its sorted. No thanks to you! I'm sure it never occured to you that trying to paint/wallpaper/anything else suddenly becomes 50 times harder with a LO who is used to all my attention. I can't sit him at the top of a fucking ladder can I? I would have really appriciated you coming & sitting with him so 2 hour jobs didn't take all day!
Mum's sister....you will never be welcome in my house. How dare you sit there & say my son wouldn't miss me if you took him to your house. Also...how nice of you to send everything from your garage down here the first weekend I had the house, Cos I realled needed boxes of picture frames. Thanks ever so much for that. Your a twat.
Grandad, nice of you to not even bother to say my house looks nice. I don't care if you think LO's room should be cream. He is a boy, he has a blue bedroom, I'm not asking you to sleep in there!
Mum, you are a fucking piss take. Thank you so much for all your help with the house. But you ruined it all yesterday. My back & shoulders are killing. I was 3 days out from moving all my own stuff & you want me to start pissing about moving beds & shit at your house. Great thanks. I can't even pick my son up this morning without wanting to cry. No I'm not bringing him to your after I've been to OH's I don't wanna see your face.
OH, you are a total gem, this house wouldn't have got done without your help.
Best mate, we had the most fun stripping wallpaper ever! Thanks so much for your help.
Okay...non-house bitching.
Grandad FFS! I was trying to help the poor little thing. Its not my fault my cat pulled it out of the nest. I called the RSPCA & I tried to help in. Saying I shouldn't have cats is plain fucking stupid. Your dog could easily kill your chickens, would you get rid of him. Thanks very much for telling me I prolonged its suffering by doing what the RSPCA told me to do. I really needed telling that after I'd just walked away from my mum in tears cos she told me it would die anyway.
Little bird, I'm sorry my braindead cat pulled you from your nest. I tried to save you. I'm sorry
FOB, please don't randomly fuck with your money, it makes me nevous.
OH's parents...today is the scary parents meeting. Please be gentle with me & not ask too many arkward questions about LO I can't answer. Please just be distracted by his cuteness.
LO, please be your usually well behaved cute self today. Love you baby boy
Cats...stop effing chasing each other!!!
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Dad: Stop asking me about my license. I've sorted it. I'll go to the DMV when we get there and just postpone the car rental! Simple!
Bug: Please slow down!!!!!!! Stop climbing so much and pulling things down.
Self: PERK UP! Stop being so sad and depressed
Bug: Please slow down!!!!!!! Stop climbing so much and pulling things down.
Self: PERK UP! Stop being so sad and depressed
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