Things I cannot say out loud....

[Lettuce]

Nats, hope all goes well tomorrow, I'll be thinking of you.

Jen took three steps!!! I know she'll probrefyse to walk again for months, but I'm just so happy she took them in front of me and OH.
as for you oh, I can't bring myself to call you DH, argh. I'm sick of your lazy ass. That is all.

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Blah, I'm beginning to think Alex is lazy. He used to walk holding my hands, but now he just drops to his knees and crawls

 

[Natsku]

Yay for first steps!!!!

 

[Lettuce]

Thanks. I'm just pleased I saw them and not MIL! Haha.
Ah ozzie, I bet he'll just get up and run one day!

 

[rainbowbaby2]

Why say " oh i see a line" when there clearly aint one.... your just helping set them up for dissapointment

 

[Lettuce]

Oh DH, you dropped the ball last night... Let's just hope I'm not ovulating yet...

 

[tanya]

Oh DH, you dropped the ball last night... Let's just hope I'm not ovulating yet...

Literally
Gonna be a scary couple of weeks for you.

I'm excited for my birthday, I went on fil's iPad to do their online shop and saw in the history that it had searched for disney princess cakes, I think I'm getting one yay!
Dh went shopping today for my present, rather oddly he asked my stance on juicers and yogurt making kits.... Um.... Ok.... Could it be a red herring and I'm actually getting my pink docmartens that I've been asking for for the last five birthdays or will I be making carrot juice and yogurt?

 

[Lettuce]

I got a slow cooker one year from my DH...
Yeah, I'm a bit scared... I feel like I'm back in tww, symptom spotting!

 

[tanya]

My mum gave me a blender for my 16th. I wasn't particularly happy and when I moved out at 18 it had been suspiciously hidden and I never got it back. Way to go mum, buy kitchen appliances you like and wrap them up as pretend presents! Dumbass lol

I was symptom spotting a couple of weeks ago when af decided to just not come, I freaked lol, she eventually came tho. Don't forget the more you stress about it she'll stay away. She's a stone cold bitch really lol

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Ugh! Where are you driver's license????? I didn't like making a DMV appointment to go get a new one, but I suppose needs must. Now I need to change the car rental date if we don't find it by mid May. Where the hell could it have gone?!?!?!?!!?

 

[tanya]

I just wrote my resignation, to my mind I'm officially unemployed now of been putting it off coz it seems so final, don't get me wrong in certain it's the right decision and there was no chance of me ever going back but now it's written ad will be in the post later there's no turning back, I've never been out of a job since I left school and now I'm a year off thirty and unemployed.
Ive always taken a lot of my image if myself from my job, I was a specialist autism care worker, now I am a house wife and stay at home mum, I dont think people are ever going to take me as seriously anymore.

 

[Natsku]

dear painkillers: please work so that I am no longer in agony

 

[BabyBoo36]

P**s off viral infection. You have no business making my little Pud cough non stop from 1am to 5am. I have had approx 6 hours sleep in 4 days and I can't stay off work as they're "checking absence records" when choosing who to redeploy or make redundant.

Pud - I was telling the Doctor you were poorly - did you really have to go all flirty on him??? I'm sure he loved the fact a blonde, blue eyed babe was battering her very long eyelashes at him (even if she is only 10 months) but it rather took away from my "I'm a bit worried, she's not really herself" speech!

Colleague - yes I know you managed the ward splendidly while I was on mat leave, but I'm back now. It's my department, and I think you've forgotten that you are actually my junior. I'm not going to go all "boss" on you because you have worked hard, but I will be slowly taking back control of my own department. I will decide which patients to prioritise, and I really don't appreciate you telling me which patients I will see.

Brother's ex - you have broken his heart. He treated that little girl like his own. There's not many 28 year olds who would take on another man's 3 month old baby. You let him bond with her for 6 months and then turn around and say you don't want a relationship because you "want her to yourself"? I may be biased, but you'll never find a bloke as good as him. Your loss.

DH - please don't start on me tonight. I'm beyond tired and I'll probably just cry.

 

[Karlie06]

Aww, Babyboo your having a tough time but things can only get better. Hope Pud gets rid of her infection and feels much better

 

[tanya]

Bad times baby boo, it'll get better tho, I've noticed doctors are quite understanding about the magical healing powers walking into the surgery can have on a baby, I once rushed Flynn to the children's hospital coz he had been coughing and screaming for hours, only for him to happily sit smiling at the doctor playing with a toy, not one cough! Babies seem to like to make you look like you're overreacting lol

As for your colleague, I can kinda see her side, she's probably been hoping to be promoted to your role for a long time and I'm guessing you've been off about a year? That's a long time to be in charge and have all the responsibility then to immediately have to give it back the moment someone walks back in.
It must be annoying for you too, expecting to go in to find it how you left it only for someone else to move in while you were gone. Give it time, let your colleague gradually hand the reins back to you and it will be easier on both of you, they get to ease back into their old role and you get to ease back into being back at work.

Just my thoughts, tell me to shut up if you like lol

Dh- yes I'm sure that move looked easy and fun in the internet porn (I let him watch, it doesn't bother me at all) but it wasn't as easy as you thought and now we get to go to your mothers tomorrow for my birthday tea with you having strained your knee and me with a rather obvious carpet burn on my forehead! I'm gonna have to do some quite creative hair styling in the morning.
Also yay! I have a disney princess birthday cake and pink disney princess happy birthday candles!!

 

[Lettuce]

Happy birthday Tanya!!! lol about the carpet burns, ouch tho.
Babyboo I don't have advice, just that it sucks.

Oh jen, I'm so scared that you are sick, it's so unlike you, I'm frightened. Please be ok in the morning. But I'm glad, cos it means I've finally bonded with you. Sad, but true. I love you baby girl.

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

Happy birthday Tanya

 

[Natsku]

to sick babies and happy birthday Tanya

 

[tanya]

Thanks guys.
Was woken up by big fat sloppy baby kisses! It's already the best birthday ever, who needs presents? Just don't tell dh coz I'd quite like my presents lol
Nats I hope you're feeling a bit better soon xx
Lettuce- there's something about them being poorly that just tears your heart out and shows you how desperately you love them even if you've been struggling before, I know I feel closer to Flynn since he was poorly.

 

[Natsku]

Yay baby kisses!

I'm feeling a bit better now, not so much pain.