Things I cannot say out loud....

[Ozzieshunni]

BIL: Yup, we didn't invite you on Sunday to our family birthday dinner for Alex. Why? 1) You never called when Alex was born, despite knowing the date and being texted by DH. 2) You've seen Alex THREE times since he's been born, despite being here to see your son almost every other weekend. 3) Anytime DH phones, you never answer.

I will happily tell you this if you ask. As far as I'm concerned, my son has ONE uncle and that's my brother who, despite not liking little kids much, has made more of an effort this past year than you have.

 

[Fergie]

Tested today and

Still no sign of AF though .

OH i love you loads for staying so calm, especially under the circumstances

 

[Lettuce]

I love you all, my ranty friends! Big smoochy kisses. Xxxx

I'm pissed.

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

Mum if you could try & not be all butthurt today that would be great. Your so effinh clingy over Joshy & I think you forget he is my baby.

It makes me really sad to think you wouldn't fawn over any children me & OH have, coa you'd act all butthurt & say we were pushing you out.

Sorry my life isn't your life. I'm not going to stay single foREVer to save you damn feeling. Grow up!

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Lettuce, you are my sunshine

 

[Lettuce]

I feel a bit delicate... I think I drank 2 gins and a whole bottle of white wine. Maybe a little more... After nearly 2 years off the booze I'm surprised I'm feeling as good as I do....
I've roped everyone into my marathon! I'm facebooking them to remind them.

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Yup, BIL, no shock there. You're not even coming up tomorrow to see your son. Your car is broken. Funny, I thought you had two? Oh wait, that's right. Your fiancee can't be left in the house all day. Hell, she couldn't even bring your kids down to their cousin's party last month. You are just a waste of space and sooooooooooooooo pussywhipped.

 

[StarlitHome]

Excuse me over there on the other side of the highway.

BRO. EXCUSE ME.

There's a freaking HIGHWAY between our homes and I can hear your stupid party music perfectly.

Turn that shit DOWN, I do not care if you are "party rockin' in the house tonight".

 

[Natsku]

To myself: Stop feeling so shitty and sad all the time

 

[Lettuce]

nats.

 

[Ozzieshunni]

nats

 

[rainbowbaby2]

Hugs Nats xxx


hello rock bottom i didnt miss you but you obviously missed me to drag me back down

 

[Fergie]

@Nats & Rainbow

Boo - Mummy loves you, but please PLEASE don't make me sleep on that camping bed in your room tonight again. Mummy NEEDS a decent sleep sweetie as does daddy who got about 3 hours (thank you though OH )

OH - I can't tell you how much i want you to take this new job. It's your decision but seriously it's more money and no rent or CT and you get back to play on a big red tractor . PLEASE TAKE IT

AF - WTF took you so long ??. Thank you for finally appearing, but you're too late .. I'm off for bloodtests today so fingers crossed i'm gonna be an early finisher like my mum

Nurse - Please listen to me when i tell you where you can get blood out of me from. A stone has nothing on me so instead of the usual " you know best" routine it'll be I KNOW BEST. It'd be nice not to come out looking like a pin cushion or like the old wifie on the bus said i was, a drug addict !.

Hugs to all

 

[Natsku]

My ex: How dare you cancel our custody meeting?!

 

[Ozzieshunni]

:wave: We're off on holiday on Wednesday so I won't be around.....

to all Nats, keep your chin up!

Lettuce, our babies are turning one!!!!!

 

[Natsku]

Enjoy your holiday!

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

Have a lovely holiday Ozzie happy early birthday to Alex.

Nats. Wtf is he playing at!? Try & keep smiling hunny.

Joshy...dispute the fact you are in pjs cos I haven't do e any washing, you look sooooooooo cute. You remind me of when you were a newborn. But more...movey

Family: the next one of you that shouts (yes shouts) at my son to sit down, sit still, shut up or get off/put down, I will lose my mind. How dare you shout at my child!? He's a 6 month old baby! He doesn't understand what your telling him. Also... When I call him a monster is it a term of endearment, affection if you will. The fact you sit there & call him crafty & a monster as if he is badly behaved is, quite frankly disgusting. HE IS A 6 MONTH OLD CHILD!

Also... Stop. & I do mean stop telling him I will "bash his bum" in fact stop casually talking about violence in front of him full stop. I will never hit him & if I find out any of you have you will not see him again. Can I remind you he is 6 months old & your behaviour is so inappropriate.

And breathe...

 

[Lettuce]

Oh broken!

Yay for af's appearance fergie.
Stupid ex nats, dick.

Happy early birthday Alex, hope you have a wonderful trip! I can't believe they'll be one...

 

[Natsku]

Thank you weather gods for giving sunshine today for our playdate in the park

 

[Fergie]

WE'RE MOVING !!!!!!!!!!!

We get the keys on Saturday and ... and ... the estate owner offered my OH a job as the estate manager, which means we get the house rent & council tax free . Plus an extra £2K a year. I swear i'm buying a lotto ticket tomorrow . Things are for once looking up. Such a shame i can't tell anyone til OHs handed in his notice .

Have a fab holiday Ozzi, Nats he's an ass, Broken i'd smack them one and Happy Soon to be 1 Birthdays

Hugs to all xx