Fergie, I hope your OH is ok.
OH- I really wish we weren't going to Paris
I know it was very romantic of you, but LO is only just going to be 4 months, and still won't take a bottle. I really don't want to leave her
MIL and FIL- I am really starting to dislike you. You were rude to my family at LOs christening, and didn't even thank my mum for all the effort she made, and all the money she spent! She made a special effort and bought champagne so our families could all toast Evie, yet you decided you were "too hot" so went home after an hour! This was after spending the whole time with your SIL and best friend as "you don't get together that often" never mind the fact that your first grandchilds christening is a once in a lifetime event!!
I really wish I hadn't agreed that LO could come to you for the second part of our Paris trip. Both of you smoke and drink. You told me you had quit smoking, and hadn't smoked for two weeks. I told you how pleased I was, yet you decided to start again! I do not want LO in a house with smokers. I know you don't smoke in the house anymore, but you leave the door open and smoke blows into your house. When I'm there, I make you wait 30 minutes and wash your hands before you hold LO, and you act like that is unreasonable. It worries me that without me there to enforce it, you won't do it. If I had my way, LO would spend the whole time at my mums.
OH- I need you to back me up with your parents. I want them to make a proper effort to stop smoking, because I do not want LO staying there whilst they are both still smoking!! Please stop telling me they won't smoke around LO, because they already do, and thats with me there to tackle them about it!!!!