Things I cannot say out loud....

[Bartness]

Went to Once Upon a Child, with 5 bags full of clothes and shoes that Jaxon has outgrown. I figured maybe I would get like $40 for it all.

Well they took all the shoes....and less than half the clothes. And I gota whopping $60!

As happy I am that I got 60 bucks out of them, Im wondering why they didnt take some of his name brand jeans and childrens place shirts? They are brands most people would buy in a heartbeat. Good quality and wears well. I figure I can try again another time, they probably will take them eventually. LOL

 

[Lettuce]

Yay! That's great!

So, my stupid body has developed fibromyalgia, I am devastated.

 

[Ozzieshunni]

lettuce xxxxxxx

 

[Natsku]

Lettuce

A week til Maria's birthday, can't believe she's gonna be 2 soon! And I have nothing planned for her, feel a bit bad but don't have anyone to invite round for a party and don't want to attempt making an dairy and egg free cake again, and no point making the cupcakes with no one else to eat them, they don't taste good enough for me to eat more than a couple.

 

[Lettuce]

Nats, she won't care, she'll just be happy having you around! Just make her favourite dinner.

 

[Natsku]

Think I'll make her cheeseless pizza, or special ba as she calls it

 

[Fergie]

@Lettuce. One of my besties has the same condition .

 

[tanya]

Hugs lettuce, my mil and cousins husband both have it. Xx

 

[Lettuce]

Thanks guys, it's kinda nice to know I'm not alone. I'm ok most of the time then I freak myself out realising it's never going to go away and I can't be the mum I thought I would be. Still, I'll just have to man up. It could be worse! Still got to complete my tests for ms too.

 

[Bartness]

stomach flu, you can go away at anytime you would like. I really cant afford to miss work tomorrow, though I have no choice...as it would be impossible to work while VOMITING!


feels like shit.

 

[StarlitHome]

oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please be cooperative and want to help.

 

[luci and bump]

Twatty housemate-last night was the first night in so long that LO has gone to sleep before 10pm, and she went down without a fight. So deciding at 11pm to use your hairdryer to dry your body after a shower, with your bedroom door wide open, in a room next to a sleeping baby is a twatty thing to do. She wouldn't go back to sleep until 1.15. I haven't been this tired in months.
Also, I know it must be hard being a part time parent, when your daughter's mother does no discipline at all, but at 2 and a half, your daughter should know to say sorry! She rode her bike into my side, and I now have a bruise. It's beside the point that she shouldn't be riding her bike in the house. But for you to brush off her lack of apology as "she never says sorry" is ridiculous. How will she learn if you don't teach her??
Housemates DD- I love you with all my heart, but in a battle of wills, I will beat you every time. It may have taken nearly an hour, but I got my sorry and my cuddle, then we carried on playing. You know I'm the one person in this house, and possibly your entire life that follows through with discipline. I hope you don't hate me for it, I just couldn't take it anymore, you were like a feral child!!

 

[StarlitHome]

Okay dear... You made coffee late last night and stayed up till 3am working on your mod.
I moved the teething, waking-up-every-hour toddler and myself out to the futon in the living room when you finally went to bed so that you could sleep.
Then I woke you up when you were going to sleep and be late for work, after I'd been up and cleaning and keeping the (did I mention, teething?) toddler quiet for 2 hours.
So.
Yeah.
I fucking drank the coffee that was left in the coffee pot.

 

[Bartness]

Dear Sherry and George.

I am a member of the Bartness Family the longest running family to continously come and stay at your lake resort, SINCE teh summer it opened 67 years ago. This year you have offically lost my business. Unfortunetly b/c you guys cannot keep a cabin available you 'assured me' was mine, I can no longer spend the week at the lake with my entire extended family. I hope you are happy, you have lost a long standing customer, and this customers son will not grow up to know your lake.

Now if you manage to fix this...I will continue to come. BUt first you need to fix this. Pissed off.

 

[luci and bump]

Ulcers, get the hell out of my babies mouth!! She is only 8 months old, but she has 5 ulcers she has been screaming in pain for 4 days now, yet the doctor says she can't do anything it's horrible seeing her in so much pain plus, I've had about 3hours sleep since the first ulcer, so am finding the screaming so hard to handle now doesn't help that I think she has a tooth coming through one ofthem if she isnt starting to improve by tomorrow, I'm taking her to the hospital. She shouldshouldn't be getting more ulcers daily, and they advise not to give calpol/ibuprofen for longer than 4 days, yet she needs pain relief. She wont eat, and is barely drinking.

OH-you've been off having a lovely time in London visiting your friends, while I take care of our sick child. So don't you dare tell me how "exhausted" you are, or I am likely to stab you.
Also, you know I'm worried enough about LO, so telling me that multiple mouth ulcers are a sign of leukemia really does not help me!!!!!

 

[StarlitHome]

fuck off please you're not wanted...

 

[Lettuce]

Luci, take her back to the doctors. that must be horrific.

 

[Natsku]

Poor baby Take her back to the docs, she must be in so much pain Are you putting Bonjela on them?

 

[luci and bump]

We've been using anbosol liquid on them, which seems to help, and she has started seeming more like herself today, we've had giggles and cheekiness, but she still won't eat properly Am going to take her to the doctor in the morning, as I'm reluctant to have another day where she has calpol and ibuprofen, as it can't be doing her little body much good!

 

[luci and bump]

Drs receptionist- do they send you to nazi school before they employ you?! You can hear my baby screaming in the background. I explained to you I was told by the doctor that if her symptoms hadnt started to reduce by today to bring her straight back in. So why, when I explained to you that they've actually got worse, and she now has spots and ulcers all over her tongue, did you insist that I have to be added to the list for a phone consultation?! The doctor is just going to ask us to bring her in, so all you've done is waste everyones time!

LO- please start to feel better, it makes mummy sad seeing you in pain.

Daddy-I can't believe it's already been a year you've been gone I miss you so much, not a day goes by I don't think about you. I wish you'd got to meet your first grandchild, she is so much like you! I hope where ever you are, the pain has gone, and you have full use of your body again. I love you xxx