Things I cannot say out loud....

[Emmy1987]

OH- I don't know what the hell is bugging you but you're pissing me off tonight. And I swear to god if you keep sniffing I will punch you. Hard.
Also it's not MY fault you forgot to buy electric and we're almost out. YOU forgot. You didn't tell me, have used most of the emergency and you're now grumpy at ME cause I didn't get any today. Yes cause I'm a mind reader. Also you're on almost 10x the amount of money as me. Why are the bills split equally as in 50/50?!!

Aaaargh.



Breathe.


Hope you're having a wonderful birthday lettuce!! xx

 

[Lettuce]

Thanks Hun, it's been good!
Stupid man!
Look at you at 11weeks! When's your scan? xx

 

[Bartness]

My friends little girl, started her first Chemo treatment today, and the specialist doctor in New York said he is hopeful they will be able to save her eyes. Her next appoitment in new york is in a month.

 

[belle254]

Dear woman who is obscenely bad at parking outside my house,
If you are going to use up the precious space we have (everyone else on our road has off road parking so were really the only family that use it) when you don't even live on this road, please be courteous and learn how to park a) within 8ft of the pavement, and b) near to other cars so that we have space to park too! I am pregnant, have a young baby and regularly have care of an 8 year old, so do not need to march miles down the road from a parking space I have just about managed to get because you are too f****** lazy!
This is all after I left a polite note on your car asking you to take more care. Cow.
Rant over.

 

[Fergie]

Bollocks . I have diabetes . I just want to cry .

 

[Natsku]

I'm so sorry

 

[Fergie]

I've been waiting on this happening, but i just wish it had happened after jnr arrived.

 

[Lettuce]

Saw on fb fergie. Bloody crap.

 

[Fergie]

I could kind of cope better if it was just gestational, but i got a phonecall today from my consult who basically told me it's permanent. I'm sitting here looking so calm for everyone else and inside i'm shitting myself. Only OH knows how scared i am and he's silently seething at my mum who blatantly isn't giving a damn about me or how i'm feeling, she's more interested in my older brother and that fact i haven't phoned him in months !. Seriously i'm thinking of chucking her out and going to bed, plus i'd kill for a marsbar .

 

[Lettuce]

Jesus, I hate it when people are so thoughtless! I'd chuck her out. Sorry about the mars bar, but you've made me want one too!
My dads just been diagnosed with diabetes a few weeks ago. It's scared me into losing weight.

 

[Fergie]

The OH has asked her to leave as i'm tired and stressed out . I don't think she's very impressed but i don't give a shit. She's probably more peeved that i said nothing after OH said i'd had so much support from his mum . Not totally true, but it annoyed her enough to actually ask if i needed anything to which OH replied she was a bit late . God i love that man . It's nice to have someone stick up for me and say what i'm too scared to.
I'm still craving the marsbar but am quite happy for you to have yours . Enjoy xx

 

[Natsku]

Glad your OH stuck up for you

 

[Bartness]

Dearest payroll:

Today I expected my paycheck to be direct deposited into my checking account. I was pissed of to learn that only 0 dollars was deposited into my account. When I called to ask what was going on you told me to expect a paper check in the mail by the END OF NEXT WEEK???!!!???!!!?? Payday was TODAY!!! I have 500 dollars direct debits set to come out of my checking account this weekend! I need gas, my low fuel light has come my car...I need diapers, grocries and dog food.

How am I supposed to pay my bills, put gas in my car (so I can come to work) change my kids diapers and feed my kid, IF I DONT HAVE A FRACKING PAYCHECK!?!?!?!?!?!

If I do not have my check by Tuesday morning, I will be coming into work and demanding to have a check written to me right there...if you fail I will get a fracking lawyer and sue your fracking sorry ass.

And no Im not the only one dealing with this. Great way to frack over your employees.

 

[Natsku]

That has to be annoying! Cheques are so outdated, they haven't been used here for a long time, everyone uses internet banking.

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

Thats great your OH stuck up for you Fergie, and I'm sorry to hear about the diabetes

Thats abso rubbish Bartness, sort 'em out!

FOB, will you please just fall over & die!! You're ruining my life!!

 

[Lettuce]

What's he up to now?

Oh dear, I seem to be late. hahahaha. I bet I'm just late tho, cos DH would not be pleased.
Also, hangover, piss off!

 

[Bartness]

Lettuce, you should take a test...


Still no check in the mail....so now the earliest I can put the check in the bank is Tueday morning, IF it arrives on Monday....

 

[StarlitHome]

Dear sort-of-friend that I haven't spoken to in years...

Yep. I think it's EXTREMELY WEIRD that you are friends with your ex who abused you now that you're married to another person.
I also think it's very weird that you only have the same group of friends. Seriously. Your photos are of THE SAME PEOPLE since high school. Always. Doing the same stupid shit.

Also, your cat is not your child.

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

Lettuce, he's just being an utter twat, threatening to take me to court cos I let Josh call my OH daddy He's complained at contact that OH is the reason Josh won't go to him, so now I have to go alone. I'm rapidly losing the will to fight.

Phone people.... please please please approve this order so I can get this gift for my mom. She really needs & deserves a new pc & I can't afford one outright.

Mom, please don't be mad at me if this gift comes off. You need it & I can afford it. End of.

OH, thank you for taking Josh out for the day. I need this time, you.

 

[StarlitHome]

I haven't texted you in two months.
I haven't attempted to get in touch with you through mutual acquaintances.
I didn't return your call (that went to voicemail) this morning.
I didn't answer your call this afternoon.
I said "Oh, hey", waved, then said "we gotta go!" and practically ran away from you when you saw me this afternoon at the shopping center.
So...
Uh...
HOW have you not gotten the message yet??
I don't want to see you or text you or stay in touch with you goodbye. You are not a good friend, we disagree on pretty much everything and you are rude and pushy and manipulative and just plain mean.
Leave me alone and go away.