MIL - yes we have food and no we don't need you to buy any. Yes, I know how to shop for food. Just because we don't have all the food we own spread over our counters and our fridge isn't stuffed to bursting with rotting stuff (seriously, I love you but have you SMELLED your fridge lately??), doesn't mean we don't have food. We have two kinds of frozen meat, lots of vegetables, tofu, lots of spices, brown rice, noodles, we go shopping for groceries every week... We're fine.
Aunty - seriously I have told you 10 times that Molly has size 6 feet but if you must buy her shoes buy size 7. And NO she doesn't wear 2T clothing, she hasn't worn that in ages. She wears 4T. I've told you this too. Really makes me feel awesome when you ask MIL right in front of me this stuff. MIL doesn't know, I know. Because I'm the mother.
SIL - Really? Your first reaction to being told you're going to be an aunty again is to ask your dad if TM and I can afford it?? For one thing, it's nobodies business but ours whether we can afford to have another baby. For another, we've actually been planning and hoping for another baby for MONTHS. And the real clincher - your dad? Knows basically NOTHING about our finances, beyond that we pay $900 in rent each month and that yes, it'd be nice for TM to have one full-time job instead of two part-time ones. Just be happy for us and don't worry about things that are not your business.
WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD - I'M PREGNANT!!!!! YAY!!!!! CELEBRATE WITH ME AND MAKE ME FEEL LIKE THIS IS REALLY REAL!!!
We're not publicly announcing this pregnancy for a little while and I am bursting.... *wait till Molly's cute shirt arrives and we can do a cute announcement* *wait till Molly's cute shirt arrives and we can do a cute announcement*
Maria is driving me nuts too, she's being such a brat today
congratulations!!!!!!! 
