Things I cannot say out loud....

[GDrag]

@ Stupid virus - get OUT of my LO's body! You made me cry so much already so your job is done!

. . . but on the plus side . . .

@ OH - thank you for getting up at midnight, giving LO medicine, getting his fever down and calming your weeping wife - love you SO MUCH!

@ LO's pediatrician - you made my day by saying that my breast milk is the best medicine and whatever you gave him was just an extra precaution. Thanks for saying that I'm doing a good job and LO is thriving, even if you just said it to calm down this nutcase mom!

@ DS 1 - happy 13th birthday!

 

[Cupkake.Luver]

To my car:

Thanks... a coilpack? Really? Like I have money to get you one. Jerk.

 

[Ozzieshunni]

@Debt company: FUCK OFF!!!!! We are just starting to get on our feet and you're arresting DH's wages??????????? SHIT!

 

[Lettuce]

To psycho girl and doofus boy. I hate you. I don't want you at my daughters christening. You are mutters. Why must you always make it about you? Now I've had to crawl again so I don't look like the bad guy. Let's be honest here, you are bullying me. I hope you do take offence and I need never see you again. Unfortunatly some of our mutual friends have not seen through your lying, sneaky, pathetic ways yet. So that means you will be still coming to parties I once enjoyed. Sux. Oh yeah, and you met online, moved in within 3 months stopped him from seeing us, got pregnant after giving up your job so he'd support you, all within 6 months... Quick work. I used to feel sorry for him, now I think you deserve each other.

 

[mummy2lola]

To my bum hole-please pile go back inside coz I can't walk anymore and sitting down is becoming impossible

to my vajayjay-please stop itching from thrush,I'm gonna itch my clit off soon.

To my stomach-JUST STOP BLOODY NEEDING FOOD,BE FULL UP ALREADY

ahhhh do u know what? I actually feel sooooo much better now.thanks for this thread xx

 

[ClaireMuir123]

To my hubby - thank you soooo much for last night, I reeeeeeally enjoyed it! But for feck sake, will you PLEASE clean up after yourself?! I've been working my arse off this week trying to get my house into some sort of order and you're really not helping by leaving things at your arse for me to pick up! And yes I did say MY house because apart from ironing and dishes you don't really do anything in it. I know you do more than most guys but at least appreciate what I do

I think I will say this out loud lol xxx

 

[Kalah]

To OH- why did you get a job that made us move 2 hours away from everyone? And why do you think friends will pop out of thin air? Have you seen the people on our road? Even if I could I don't think I want to be friends with these people!

Also... I bought some cigarettes on Wednesday... I've smoked four... and enjoyed them... OH you will be pissed but it's not you stuck indoors on your own with an infant day in day out.

Try out nicotine lozenges, before you end up addicted to this stinky sticks!

 

[MrsPOP]

Dear Next Wednesday - Please hurry up and get here! I cant wait to get my Mirena inserted and hopefully avoid an evil period! Plus I want to have sex with my husband without the fear of getting up the duff again!

Dear House - we've been through this before...WHY DONT YOU SELF CLEAN!!!????

Dear LO - Good lord you're so bloody GORGEOUS I LOVE YOU! (I cant say that out loud at the moment because I will wake her up, lol!)

Dear Best Friend - I have a 6 week old baby. I cant meet up willy nilly anymore. Dont get sulky because I cant meet up with you one day, its the one day DH has off a week and I wanted to spend some family time with him and our daughter.

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Thank you LO for finally sleeping.

 

[jmybaby]

Hope you feel better

 

[doggy121]

same here on wanting the 13th to come so i can have my lovely coil back in and finally get my DH up them stairs to rock the night away...its been soooo very long!

 

[MissFox]

myself: JUST DO IT ALREADY!!! FHHHAAAAKKK!

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Dear DH: Alex will sleep in his basket for naps, I just secretly love having him all curled around my tummy.

 

[Lettuce]

Ooooohhhh, to the psycho girl again... You are bullying me on Facebook?!!! Writing "cryptic" status then bricking it and changing it when my best bud happens to comment?! Seriously?! What age are you? I think your birth certificate says 30, your face says 45 and your behaviour? Well, let's just say I've seen 6year olds more mature.
Fanny.
Dont worry, I won't be stooping to your level, I have not risen to the bait. I shall ignore, and then I shall delete you... such a sad life you attention seeking weirdo.

 

[MrsPOP]

Oooh Lettuce what's this psycho's problem with you? I hate idiots who post stupid cryptic FB statuses... Sad acts the lot of them.

Dear LO - THANKYOU for only being up once in the night!!!!!!!! (again dont' want to say it out loud in case I wake her up!)

 

[Eliza_V]

DH:

I'm not sorry that I stormed out of the house this morning and smoked, for the first time in goodness knows how long. How dare you complain to me that you "haven't had a good nights sleep all week" when I haven't had a good nights sleep not only since our beautiful daughter was born, but for much longer than that thanks to having a rather painful and uncomfortable pregnancy. Don't play the "well I've been at work" card either; you may be stressed at your job, but you get a little thing called "breaks" which I don't - not to mention contact with other adults. I am dealing with no sleep, because I love our daughter. It would have been fantastic if you'd have given her the bottle of expressed milk in the fridge as the last feed last night and rock her to sleep (like I do every night) so I could actually get some sleep for a change, but nope, you just moaned that she was crying again then turned over and snored. I am shattered. On the odd occasion you have attempted to rock her to sleep, you've either sat on the bed and moaned that she's not sleeping (well DUH, it doesn't work that way) or you've given up after a short amount of time and I've had to take over because I'm worried you're going to throw her down on the bed in a stress or something! I know you would probably never do it, but that's how you're making me feel

I need to go out and get some clothes that fit today, because mine are falling off me due to a) Having horrific morning sickness throughout most of my pregnancy and now weighing a stone less than I did pre-pregnancy, and b) A combination of breastfeeding and not having a cat in hells chance of being able to grab anything more substantial than a cereal bar, crackers or a yoghurt during the day as I'm tending to our daughter who is either screaming or feeding. But I'll need to take her with me, as I don't think I can leave her with you give that when she's crying, you get stupidly stressed out, and keep looking at me and pulling faces, tutting, and shaking your head as if you are expecting me to do something about it! She's not hungry every time she cries! I'm temtped to just go out alone and take her with me (despite the fact this will be a nightmare as she'll no doubt want to feed or want cuddles when I'm out, and I can't try on clothes and do that) so you can catch up on your "much-needed sleep" I also am worried as you're so clumsy when you're stressed - remember when you tripped over yesterday morning when I practically begged you to pick her up out of the moses basket, and you tripped and your hand landed IN the basket (luckily you missed her) but you nearly tipped it over as well??

I now am going to have a shower and scrub my skin stupidly hard so our daughter doesn't smell any smoke on me I don't want her to be comforted by her Mummy smelling of smoke, but what choice did I have? I was going to end up punching you if I didn't let off some steam! But I'm going to have to rush my shower because if she wakes up you'll probably just claim you can't hear her crying, despite the fact she's in the same room as us.

Oh and take the hint, I've made up the spare bed and keep asking if there's any floor space in there for her moses basket (to which you say no to).. I'm not going to sleep in there, YOU should. If you don't want your sleep to be disturbed, the room is right there. I feel like I can't even feed our daughter or comfort her in the middle of the night in fear of waking you up. You don't take the fact you haven't slept "well enough" out on your workmates (I'm sure they see the best of you), you take it out on me and your 5-week old daughter. And yes, I WILL hit you if you snore, because you're going to wake her up when I've spent ages trying to get her back to sleep.

LO:

I'm sorry I swore at you (again ) this morning when you wouldn't take your dummy. I love you so much, and I know I'm a terrible mother. I love you so much it really, really hurts. It breaks my heart when I can't comfort you. Please don't hate me I'm going to shower now so you don't smell smoke on me either, as I don't want you to think that's what Mummy smells like

 

[MissFox]

I didn't expect you to show up at home after I told you I couldn't do it anymore. I didn't even hear the car pull up. You used the money I gave you for gas to come see Rosie tomorrow and watch her while I work on coming out here to talk to me to see if I was willing to try harder. I'm sorry. I'm done. You are pursuasive but I have to keep saying no. I do still love you and this is hard for me too. You just went from seeing Rosie tomorrow to nit seeing her until Tuesday. I wish it was easier. Please continue to seek help. For our baby.for yourself.

 

[mummy2lola]

To me...today is a good day,uve finished ur antibiotics finally and ur period has also gone so tonight I'm gonna treat u to a southern comfort and lemonade and a good strum to give u a very much needed orgasm.wooohoooo me xx

 

[keeks1987]

I want one - - - Flippin love your post!!!

 

[Lettuce]

Oooh Lettuce what's this psycho's problem with you? I hate idiots who post stupid cryptic FB statuses... Sad acts the lot of them.

Dear LO - THANKYOU for only being up once in the night!!!!!!!! (again dont' want to say it out loud in case I wake her up!)

Yay! On only waking up once! bet you feel halfway human again!
Ah the psycho... Well, had a friend who was a bit weird, ugly (sorry- he is!) but is a doctor, so earns a lot. March 2009 he met a girl, on match.com, within 3 months shed given up her job, moved in and we didn't see them again for over a year, heard from him twice, once to say they were engaged, then they were pregnant.
DH forced me to invite to our wedding in April 2010. They didn't attend due to her SPD, (she was about 4/5 months at time.) but he didn't attend, didn't even send a card. So I was totally done. Their lo was born, I just ignored it all, I was so done with them! Anyway, they suddenly realised they had no friends and want us all back. Long story, but anyway, we went to the wedding, but she's weird. Took off her wedding dress to bf in front of me, like, she was totally in the nip! just her lacy pants and stockings. Anyway, weve got the christening for j on Sunday and bit limited for space so I didn't invite them, they've been weird since the wedding, and then I get facebook menssages asking why they weren't invited!? Who does that?! Anyway, explained about space but said they could come, then got a huge message about how I'd always been mean to her etc, what was my problem?
I just said I hardly knew her, never had a problem, and she could come to the christening if she wanted, but had to drop this stupid idea of a personal vendetta! She never replied but her status changed to some people need a slap...
Pathetic. Man ive slept on it and I'm still so so angry! I actually want to punch her.