Things I cannot say out loud....

[Ozzieshunni]

ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEN IS MY LAY IN??????????? I'm livid!!!!!!! This is the forth weekend in a row!!!!!!!! It's not my fault you stayed up to stupid o'clock AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lettuce]

Oh I hear ya there ozzie! go steal the duvet off him and hide it. I've been asking oh to get up for 1.5hours now.... we have so much to do! xx

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Lettuce, I'm just too pissed off. Honestly and he wonders why I'm in a foul mood all the time!

Oh Alex! Stop scratching your wee face I cannot cut your nails any shorter.

 

[mummy2lola]

I want one - - - Flippin love your post!!!

Lol thanks,I'm very excited so had to let it all out lol xx

 

[Lettuce]

I know! Do you know actually makes my blood boil..... When he says "Im so tired...." oh every time I could happily smack him, every time. I have to breathe deep and hide the knives...
I think they really are stupid sometimes! how can they not see we ar exhausted?! xx

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Exactly! And his is by choice! I don't buy the whole "Oh, I couldn't sleep" shit!!!!! I had tonsilitis and still had to do everything!!!!! No extra sleep, no nothing and I fucking managed! OMG! I'm so so so pissed off!

 

[Eliza_V]

Lettuce and Ozzie.. I feel your pain, my DH is STILL in bed and I was up with LO at 6am, and was rocking her to sleep til 1.30 (and got woken up somewhere inbetween). I can't believe LO is asleep though But he's taking this as an oppurtunity to get some "much needed rest" while I'm darting about the house!! Fuck him, I'm having a cuppa!

 

[Lettuce]

Def not making him a coffee! Swine. I do everything around here, he better start tidying up after himself too, I'm sick of it! The only time I sit down is to feed j!
Now he's moaning about his sore back.

 

[Ozzieshunni]

DH finally woke up and took Alex out.

HAHAHAHAHA! Stupid debt company! You sent the letter to DH's old job! Fuck you! You can track it all down now! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Natsku]

OH: If you (with a little help from Maria) keep me awake til 6am there is no way I'm getting up with her in the morning. You WILL get up and you WON'T complain about it!

But thanks for getting up eventually, I wish you wouldn't bitch so much about it though

 

[MrsPOP]

Oh wow Lettuce, psycho girl sounds...well...like a psycho!

I'd just jib them both off as friends if they want to act so stupidly. Life is too short.

 

[Kalah]

I'M MAKING BROWNIES!!!!!!
I am really excited about my brownies, don't ask why (because I don't know!) but the thought of eating brownies seems to be the highlight of my day
I was so excited about making them that I put them in the oven and forgot to add eggs so I had to pull them right back out!
10 more minutes... =)

ETA: and I'm going to eat them ALL! In one sitting!

 

[Emmy1987]

OH stop fucking looking at me every time LO cries. YOU figure out what's wrong with her, I can tell you now she doesn't want to play she needs a nap!

Also thanks for forgetting that we'd planned to go to the zoo today. I'm sick of reminding you of our plans. You can remember other shit so why not things like this?!

 

[Kalah]

Reading all these rants about OH's makes me glad I'm leaving mine! Although he was actually quite good with Kili (or better than most at least), I won't be missing the other stress!
I saw we all leave our annoying men and be single moms together! At least if we're doing it all ourselves anyway it's better to not have a guy in the way!


ETA: My brownies are DONE!!

 

[MissFox]

OMG I'd love a Brownie!!!! I'm on the single mom bandwagon. Still upset he used the gas money I gave him for coming to babysit Rosie in the morning on coming to talk to me tonight.

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Oooooo brownies! DH keeps plying me with my favorite foods so I'll forgive his laziness Good thing this BFing is keeping me slim, lol!

 

[MissFox]

Me: I can't believe you haven't taken a pregnancy test yet! I know you took plan b and bled for a few days but you feel pregnant.

 

[MrsPOP]

To judgemental bitches - fuck you. just....fucking FUCK YOU.

 

[mummy2lola]

To dh-when u keep coming home late from work and I ask if ur seeing someone else,find a better fucking response than "don't be silly I just sometimes like it when ur all tucked up in bed".Prick.so ur out all night and still prefer it if ur daughter and I are asleep when u gwt home.wow I feel so loved AND when I say "so u prefer to come home when I'm asleep" DONT turn it round trying to make out like it's me being the knob head xx

 

[mummy2lola]

To dh-I've just borrowed £20 out ur wallet as I want a take away while ur at work tonight....oh yeah and I've "drunk" (thrown out) all ur beers xx