OH: Please stop saying about being tired... how about going to bed a bit earlier then 2, 3 in the morning? And when moaning about being tired, don't tell me 'Not to start!' when I ask how can you be tired!?
Mum: PLEASE stop calling everyday (parents live 2 hours away). We've had this discussion many, many times in the past, do you not remember those few months last year when all 3 of your daughters refused to talk to you? This one was of the reasons.
And please for the love of cheese, when I say 'I'm feeding LO, about to bathe LO, LO is screaming her head off etc. I can't talk right now' DON'T bang on about the neighbours cat or tell me something useless about someone I don't know!
If after a doctors appointment/getting LO weighed, I say I'll call you. I will. So don't start calling and leaving missed calls around the time of the appointment etc. then moan because you couldn't get hold of me!
MiL: Don't talk about me behind my back to my sister, just because 1 day when LO was a few weeks old, I didn't come out the bedroom to talk to you on one of your flying visits. I hadn't showered, I was in old PJs and I was in a bad mood.
And bitching to OHs friend about the lack of seeing LO? Nothings stopping you!
Also, please remember you have 2 grandchildren.
Sister 1: Hi, remember me? I'm your little sister, the one with the newborn baby who you 'love dearly'. I woulda thought loving someone dearly would of meant you'd bothered to come see them more then twice since they were born 2 months ago...
I'm done going out of my way to bother with you now
Sister 2: I love you! I need to tell you this more often
Friend: I don't know how to tell you that I don't think I'm ready to leave LO overnight with sister 2 next week, so we can have a night at your place. I feel like I've let you down to much lately to say I don't think I can leave her.
Ohh that feels better!
Mum: PLEASE stop calling everyday (parents live 2 hours away). We've had this discussion many, many times in the past, do you not remember those few months last year when all 3 of your daughters refused to talk to you? This one was of the reasons.
And please for the love of cheese, when I say 'I'm feeding LO, about to bathe LO, LO is screaming her head off etc. I can't talk right now' DON'T bang on about the neighbours cat or tell me something useless about someone I don't know!
If after a doctors appointment/getting LO weighed, I say I'll call you. I will. So don't start calling and leaving missed calls around the time of the appointment etc. then moan because you couldn't get hold of me!
MiL: Don't talk about me behind my back to my sister, just because 1 day when LO was a few weeks old, I didn't come out the bedroom to talk to you on one of your flying visits. I hadn't showered, I was in old PJs and I was in a bad mood.
And bitching to OHs friend about the lack of seeing LO? Nothings stopping you!
Also, please remember you have 2 grandchildren.
Sister 1: Hi, remember me? I'm your little sister, the one with the newborn baby who you 'love dearly'. I woulda thought loving someone dearly would of meant you'd bothered to come see them more then twice since they were born 2 months ago...
I'm done going out of my way to bother with you now
Sister 2: I love you! I need to tell you this more often
Friend: I don't know how to tell you that I don't think I'm ready to leave LO overnight with sister 2 next week, so we can have a night at your place. I feel like I've let you down to much lately to say I don't think I can leave her.
Ohh that feels better!
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I've just said out loud to mine... Why do they fight it? Sleep is so so lovely! 
this thread!
ohhhh, just remember it all for when they have theirs.... 
as for the stomach- where do they expect it to go?! 
xx
