Things I cannot say out loud....

[scoobymum]

Oh baby: Did you really have to cry three separate times when I tried to hand you to your dad this morning? Did you really have to look at him and cry? I thought we were over that. Your poor dad said "Bye baby that hates me."

Just let Dad hold you for a few moments....you're his little girl and you needed a bottle!

Ahh, poor dad!! I'm sure she'll grow out of it x

DS- Please stay asleep for the next hour! I've finally managed to out you down for a nap upstairs and I really want to watch True blood from last night! x

 

[divadexie]

Anna- please please nap for more than half hour! I have trained myself to sleep so lightly incase one of you wakes up that even the bloody rain hitting the window wakes me up. I am absolutely shattered and I could do with an extra hour or so. Shuffling up the cot and bashing the bars with your feet making the dogs bark is not helpful. And it won't make me bring you back in here so you can whinge because you are tired, please just have a sleep.


Puppy, STOP with the sleeping with your eyes open it is realy creepy!!!! Although, it is funny when it looks like you are awake and then you stretch in your sleep and fall on the floor hahahahaha oh Im so mean LOL


Wonga.com- get some NEW adverts these old people ones are well creepy and I can find the buttons to change it


OH - oops sorry I forgot the irn bru

 

[lisaf]

inlaws - one of you dropped a prescription pain pill on the ground. I realize my baby isnt mobile yet, but that could have been LETHAL...
to top it off, I have pets who just as easily could have eaten it.
I know it wasnt intentional but consequences matter more than intentions!!!!

MIL - stop breaking and spilling shit. I'm a klutz too but thats why I only drink out of containers with lids damnit.

 

[Spunky]

Ethan - please sleep in your Moses basket. You sleep in it for daddy. And for me during the day. I'm beginning to wonder if I'm creating a rod for my own back letting you sleep with me.

Mike - thank you for not being mad when a glass of wine at the pub with an upset friend turned into a bottle.... and 2 pitchers of cocktails. You're right, I did need to blow off some steam.

To me - the above drinks do not make me a lush. Or a bad mom for leaving Ethan. He was with his dad. Also, you sobered up pretty quickly after Ethan was sick all over you. Twice. Hence why your poorly baby is sksleeping on your chest.

MIL - not seeing Ethan since last Tuesday is not a particularly long time to not see him. I Don't like people. Calm down. We'll see you tomorrow. I'll be wearing Ethan so you can't walk away with him again. Muwahaha

It's amazing what babies will do for others that they wont do for their mom! James was crying for HOURS until I took him to my moms. He stopped crying and went to sleep (and so did I). I could use some drink too and of course it doesn't make you a bad mom or a lush! LOL about the MIL. My mom acts like a week is FOREVER. I don't like people either and I don't really want to go out of my way to see a whole bunch. I love wearing James around people that want to touch/hold him! I'll hold his hands so only his feet are free.

inlaws - one of you dropped a prescription pain pill on the ground. I realize my baby isnt mobile yet, but that could have been LETHAL...
to top it off, I have pets who just as easily could have eaten it.
I know it wasnt intentional but consequences matter more than intentions!!!!

MIL - stop breaking and spilling shit. I'm a klutz too but thats why I only drink out of containers with lids damnit.

HOW SCARY about the pills! I drop one occasionally and I spend 10 minutes moving furniture to find it. My husband just tells me eh, it's fine. I'm like hell no! The baby wont get it, but we have two labs that might get sick from it! Hopefully he's not doing the same thing and being careless! LOL, I LOVE my new cup with a straw in it and the straw is shaped so it can't fall out! I've tipped it and spilled very little water! Has SAVED my life lately!

Oh baby: Did you really have to cry three separate times when I tried to hand you to your dad this morning? Did you really have to look at him and cry? I thought we were over that. Your poor dad said "Bye baby that hates me."

Just let Dad hold you for a few moments....you're his little girl and you needed a bottle!

My husband used to think that James hated him too. Luckily he's finally outgrown it for the most part, but still has a lot of mommy only moments. How sad!


... Word.

 

[Lauki]

Can't say this out loud because no one's around so I would seem silly!

Yaaaaay, we're going on holiday tomorrow and take Sophie to my family .. I'm so excited it's unreal!!!!!

 

[Natsku]

Yay exciting!!!

 

[Lettuce]

Aw, have a great trip lauki! You'll be lucky if you get to leave to come home! they're going to love her. X

DH... You saved my life. I was so exhausted and begged you to take Jenny at 7:30, I'd been up all night with 3hours broken sleep, and you didn't bring her back! I woke up alone at 10am!!! I feel human!


Any chance of you doing this once a week....?

 

[Lauki]

Lettuce - I LOVE your avatar picture!!!! Jen is so cute, it's unbelievable!! .

Hubby - I was so amazed that you actually got up at midnight and set with our daughter for an hour to settle her down back to sleep. Thank you so much for helping me out without me having to ask and not even complaining about it!

Our men have been good the last few hours Lettuce , let's hope they keep it up!

 

[Lettuce]

I won't hold my breath, but I take every second of sleep I can get! I really hope they keep it up!
Thanks! That was taken the day after her injections to assure my parents she was fine!
We have such beautiful girls! xx

As for not out loud... Yas! My electric breast pump arrived this morning and I've managed to express 3oz in 10minutes! hello social life... I've missed you! xxx

 

[Cupkake.Luver]

Xavier,

Its really cute that when you get excited you kick your feet and scream. However, when you kicked me in the neck this morning I was coughing up blood. I know you're an athlete and all but geez...don't kick your mommy.

Kthx.
Love you snugglybaby.

 

[cowboys angel]

I can NOT say this outloud cuz I refuse to do it. It has been a year and a half. A long hard year and a half at times, but I've done it. I've resisted. I can NOT give in.

But I really really want to cut....

 

[HungryHippo]

DH,
Your parents are flying in for a visit this weekend and I'd really like for just this once you not let your mother criticize things in our home. You already know she's going to spout nonstop knowledge on child rearing...can I at least get you to shut her up on how few hand towels we have? FFS - they're YOUR parents!

Also, can you please have your mom put in her hearing aids when she wakes up? This yelling 1st thing in the morning so she can hear you is AWFUL. I know she likes to put them in after her shower...but your wife likes to not have a headache before 10am. Please and thanks.

 

[lisaf]

DH- I really wish you would sing to our son. I know you are self-conscious about singing to him in front of me and you tell me that you sing to him when you guys are alone, but he loves it so much that you really need to get over that and just do it. Besides, you make ME feel like an idiot when I'm the only one singing nonsense to him.

 

[Ozzieshunni]

I can NOT say this outloud cuz I refuse to do it. It has been a year and a half. A long hard year and a half at times, but I've done it. I've resisted. I can NOT give in.

But I really really want to cut....

Stay strong.

I really don't want to see Alex's godmother tonight. I'm getting fed up of the rod for your own back comment

 

[Lettuce]

Hope youre ok cowboys angel!
Cupcake - how strong is your boy?!!
Jenny... I'm not that kind of girl! Nipple twisting was never my kinda thing! Ouch! Xx

 

[Cupkake.Luver]

Lol right. He got me with the heel of his foot. Painful.

 

[cowboys angel]

I'm okay... I have major depressive disorder, and I refuse to take drugs for it. So I just have to deal with it in other ways. I used to cut...a lot...like multiple times daily... I haven't cut since just before I got pregnant, so like a year and a half. But today, the temptation is just very very strong.

 

[Spunky]

I'm okay... I have major depressive disorder, and I refuse to take drugs for it. So I just have to deal with it in other ways. I used to cut...a lot...like multiple times daily... I haven't cut since just before I got pregnant, so like a year and a half. But today, the temptation is just very very strong.

I was a cutter for years... haven;t done it in a couple years now, but i know the feeling... a coping method. Hope you can avoid it.

 

[cowboys angel]

I cut from 12 to 18...and only stopped cuz of being pregnant... Now, it just feels like it would be wrong to start again, and I really really don't want to...it's just a tough addiction to beat, and a tougher urge to overcome.

 

[lindseymw]

MIL,

For the love of god if you mention weaning one more time, I will not be responsible for my actions. I've told a zillion times he will start at 6 months, I homestly couldn't give a shit if you think he's ready now, he just isn't.

DH,

Get a fecking backbone & tell your Mother to back off or again, I will not be responsible for my actions towards her (& you).

Thank you for making me a cuppa, cheers for leaving it in the kitchen to get cold while I BF.

Mother,

No, no, no, no, no I will not be giving him water at 3am. He's started waking up at this time because he's going through a growth spurt......plus it's easier to get my tit out than it is to sterilise a bottle, boil the kettle etc. Just give up going on & on & on & on about it!