Things I cannot say out loud....

[Emmy1987]

We can turn the volume of our phones down, so they ring so quietly that they're barely audible and don't wake babies up!!

What phones do you have?!

 

[MizzDeeDee]

Oh and to my OH yes I failed at BF. I don't need you putting me down about it all the time. Do you not think your daughter being sick with blood in it because my nipples were bleeding was bad?? Would like to see you breastfeed with cracked bleeding nipples

How nice of him.

 

[Lauki]

We can turn the volume of our phones down, so they ring so quietly that they're barely audible and don't wake babies up!!

What phones do you have?!

Hehe, no idea. But I married a nerd, he takes care of everything electronic!

 

[Natsku]

We just don't have a housephone! And set our mobiles to just beep once when someone calls

 

[chichestermum]

Emmy1987 we have this 1, we set the volume to either 1 or nothing haha! mostly the latter as i tend to keep the phone near me and i see it flash. Great as whoever is ringing comes up in the screen (im rubbbish with memorising numbers!) so when i see MIL i know not to answer! haha! xxxxx
https://www.argos.co.uk/static/Prod...5|Digital+phones+single+handsets|14418986.htm

 

[MrsGM]

sister - no I am not giving him water as well as feeding, are you mad??

step-mum - for the last millionth time we do not need an effing microwave right now!!!

hubs - please stop 'jiggling' him or rocking him like you're a theme park ride...

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

Does anyone remember the days when the housephone was just 'the phone' ?

 

[lisaf]

LO - thank you for stirring and making noises for me as I was leaving the house... you finally STTN again after a couple weeks of 1-2 wakings a night.. I really needed the reassurance that you were ok.

 

[chichestermum]

Does anyone remember the days when the housephone was just 'the phone' ?

lol and having to sit on the stairs because the cord wouldnt reach into a more comfy seat and your whole family being able to hear your conversation lol!

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

Does anyone remember the days when the housephone was just 'the phone' ?

lol and having to sit on the stairs because the cord wouldnt reach into a more comfy seat and your whole family being able to hear your conversation lol!

I'm not old enough to remember that lol I did have to do that at my flat cos I refused to keep buying cordless phones that got smashed. I do remember sitting on the stairs after being told I wasn't allowed upstairs with the phone. r the back door step

 

[chichestermum]

i think we all need to buy ourselves 1 of these ...
https://www.play.com/Toys/Toys/4-/13635191/Nerf-N-Strike-Nite-Finder/Product.html?searchstring=nerf&searchtype=TOYS&searchsource=2&searchfilters=s{nerf}%2bc{2317}%2b&ob=4&urlrefer=search
then shoot at anybody who annoys us! or maybe just at their pics if were not brave enough lol! theres a better version for annoying MILs but you have to have a licence for that kind of gun!

MIL sod off! iv already told you that you will not be caring for DD while i go into the hosp to give birth! i have a list of other people as long as my arm! so stop asking for her car seat to be put in your car, stop asking if you can have her overnight bag and stop telling me that her bedroom is all ready for her!
no you dont need to take the day of work the day i go into labour and a day after! no really dont bother, you will only get fired and i cant be dealing with hearing you moaning on about unfair dismissal from now until you manage (if you manage) to find a new job! its not unfair if they have good reason! your only ever actually there about 1 week each month! what with all the 'bugs' you catch and your shoulder being in soooo much 'pain' maybe if you ate the right food then you would be able to fight off infections (though im not sure if eating the right food can cure hypochondria!) and surely 1 easy way to not have your sore shoulder would be to not go shopping and laden yourself up with bags!? god knows how you can afford it since you dont get sick pay anymore and even when you do manage to get into work for a full month you earn just enough to pay for your car insurance, repayments, petrol and car park ticket! we know you got another credit card against everyone telling you not to! so dont deny it, but please dont run yourself into more debt because you already cant afford the payments and when you lose the house you and FIL will not be welcome to stay!

OH thanks for the lie in this morning but next time drag me out of bed before you go, it was too easy to occupy faith with paint on the pc and i slept even more! she didnt get to do her learning this morning!

pooch, you look silly with your long hair covering your face! i dont know how the hell you can see! it would be easy to say this out loud but if i do then i know its time that she went the groomers and i cant be bothered to take her lol!

Rabbit, stop ripping up the newspaper i put down to make it easier for me to clean up your pee from the waterproof mat, no i dont care that you think its fun and i dont think its cute like your lil owner does, shes 3, of course shes going to find it fun especially when she thinks me struggling to get back up from my hands and knees is hilarious!

dinner, go cook yourself! i cant be bothered and i cant get away with beans/bacon/sausage/spaghetti on toast for another night!

to bump, why must you tease me with contractions that are just like proper 1s, getting closer together and lasting longer and really hurting just to turn them off when they get 7 mins apart! if your not going to come any time soon then stop with your teasing signs! love you tho
to me, stop bloody complaining!

 

[chichestermum]

Does anyone remember the days when the housephone was just 'the phone' ?

lol and having to sit on the stairs because the cord wouldnt reach into a more comfy seat and your whole family being able to hear your conversation lol!

I'm not old enough to remember that lol I did have to do that at my flat cos I refused to keep buying cordless phones that got smashed. I do remember sitting on the stairs after being told I wasn't allowed upstairs with the phone. r the back door step

lol! im only 21 so it must of been that my mum was too tight to buy a cordless phone! haha! tho i did used to run up the phone bill at a really young age lol i remember my mum threatening me to writing me a bill for using the phone because i used it so much and i just said go on then i wont be able to pay, im only 11 and cant get a job lol! and that was after about 2 years of running up the bill lol!!
im forever losing our phone, its pretty robust tho so dont think id be able to smash it even if i tried lol! haha sitting on the back door step! how fab! who cares if you get piles from sitting iin the cold, at least you got your privacy lol! xxx

 

[Ozzieshunni]

YOU MORON! Asking him to allow your ex who you are going back to because you realized my ex-husband was a total idiot for full custody of your soon to be baby is just asking for trouble! How can you be this stupid? Oh wait, yeah, you got together with my ex. That's how.

 

[Kalah]

sister - no I am not giving him water as well as feeding, are you mad??

step-mum - for the last millionth time we do not need an effing microwave right now!!!

hubs - please stop 'jiggling' him or rocking him like you're a theme park ride...

Ahh I hate that! Before I moved back here we had no microwave (by choice!) and my mil would constantly ask if we want a microwave yet and everyone thought we're crazy for not having one. Now here at my mom's she's got a microwave and I hate it, it's so tempting to use it to heat something quickly but I don't want to! Microwaves creep me out, and I mean the actual micro-waves. The thought of blasting my food with radiation makes me feel sick..and people wonder why things come out kind of rubbery sometimes

 

[cowboys angel]

What the hell is wrong with your guys' microwaves over there??

 

[Ozzieshunni]

It's all microwaves! Have a read: https://www.gallawa.com/microtech/mwdanger.html

It's not necessarily radiation anymore. It's electromagnetic energy.

 

[cowboys angel]

Ahh gotcha

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

Does anyone remember the days when the housephone was just 'the phone' ?

lol and having to sit on the stairs because the cord wouldnt reach into a more comfy seat and your whole family being able to hear your conversation lol!

I'm not old enough to remember that lol I did have to do that at my flat cos I refused to keep buying cordless phones that got smashed. I do remember sitting on the stairs after being told I wasn't allowed upstairs with the phone. r the back door step

lol! im only 21 so it must of been that my mum was too tight to buy a cordless phone! haha! tho i did used to run up the phone bill at a really young age lol i remember my mum threatening me to writing me a bill for using the phone because i used it so much and i just said go on then i wont be able to pay, im only 11 and cant get a job lol! and that was after about 2 years of running up the bill lol!!
im forever losing our phone, its pretty robust tho so dont think id be able to smash it even if i tried lol! haha sitting on the back door step! how fab! who cares if you get piles from sitting iin the cold, at least you got your privacy lol! xxx

I'm 20 & can't ever remember having a corded phone til I left home. I used to do that. I'd get in so much trouble for the phone bill. My mom must have changed phone packages hundreds of times to stop me running up a bill.

Well, FOB used to smash phones up when he didn't like the convo he was having. So we went through a fair few of them. Then I bought a 4 quid corded phone & it just kept living, no matter how much he threw it it was always fine

Hell yeah! I'd rather freeze than have no privacy xx

 

[chichestermum]

Does anyone remember the days when the housephone was just 'the phone' ?

lol and having to sit on the stairs because the cord wouldnt reach into a more comfy seat and your whole family being able to hear your conversation lol!

I'm not old enough to remember that lol I did have to do that at my flat cos I refused to keep buying cordless phones that got smashed. I do remember sitting on the stairs after being told I wasn't allowed upstairs with the phone. r the back door step

lol! im only 21 so it must of been that my mum was too tight to buy a cordless phone! haha! tho i did used to run up the phone bill at a really young age lol i remember my mum threatening me to writing me a bill for using the phone because i used it so much and i just said go on then i wont be able to pay, im only 11 and cant get a job lol! and that was after about 2 years of running up the bill lol!!
im forever losing our phone, its pretty robust tho so dont think id be able to smash it even if i tried lol! haha sitting on the back door step! how fab! who cares if you get piles from sitting iin the cold, at least you got your privacy lol! xxx

I'm 20 & can't ever remember having a corded phone til I left home. I used to do that. I'd get in so much trouble for the phone bill. My mom must have changed phone packages hundreds of times to stop me running up a bill.

Well, FOB used to smash phones up when he didn't like the convo he was having. So we went through a fair few of them. Then I bought a 4 quid corded phone & it just kept living, no matter how much he threw it it was always fine

Hell yeah! I'd rather freeze than have no privacy xx

lol! i love it when you buy something cheap to tide you over and it just doesnt die on you lol! we bought a cheap red (vile) phone it was a pound in poundland!! haha!! when we first moved in until we settled on a phone and everytime i used it i expected it to just die on me! it never did! we still have it in the messy cupboard just incase lol!

 

[lisaf]

I keep a corded phone around for power outages... especially when they send out those emergency calls warning you of evacuations etc.