Things I cannot say out loud....

[missVN]

To my OH- we're all ill, we all have the same horrible cold so how come you think yours is ten times worse than mine?? I've managed to do all the housework, look after Ryan, cook a sunday dinner and bake buns while you've been sat on the sofa sniffling Man up!

To my best friend- I'm disapointed that you've cancelled our plans for tomorrow because you're busy Why make plans with me if you already had things planned? Hope we can get together in the week, feel like I haven't seen much of you since I started back at work,

Off topic, but to the lady who phoned work for advice last week as she wasn't sure if her cat was dead or not- as I can hear him meowing in the background I'd say he's probably not dead

 

[StarlitHome]

Aw, starlit home, I'm so sorry, that's so mean, if you lived here I'd have taken you out. xxx

Thanks She's really not mean, just... unthoughtful. She just doesn't think about maybe I've been planning for this all week, because she wouldn't plan? iykim?

I get you, but still, it was rude not to let you know sooner. in a way thoughtless people are worse than actually mean people cos you can get pissed off a them as much! xx

Yes, I agree. And I agree that thoughtless people are worse! I'll be seeing my MIL today (family dinner Sunday nights) and I know she probably won't even apologize because she's forgotten about it already... I have the "Plans? What plans?" type of MIL... And the Absent-Minded Professor for a FIL!
(But if MIL has made plans and they happen, woe betide you if she has your phone number... my in-laws are weird.)

 

[tanya]

Sil&Sil I'm sorry your civil partnership/wedding day didn't end how you planned the police showing up will tend to end things abruptly, I'm really sorry that one of the guests was raped in the toilets but glad they got the sick twat, sorry he was your collegue too! The rest of the day was brilliant and having a meal on a canal boat was a great idea and brilliant fun. It's a shame the police ended the reception before the cake was 'cut' it cost DH and I £200 for 150 cupcakes on a stand which looked amazing but everyone was made to leave so SOCO could get to work so they were never handed out an most o the guests went back up to Scotland so I have rather a lot of cupcakes in my kitchen, we gave as many away as we could but we are still left with about 30 and a 4" sponge. I know it sounds odd but I'm glad I left early with a migraine and took Flynn home to bed as I wouldn't have liked to have been there for the ending.

To bubba Flynn- I'm so Proud of you! Not quite 4mos and ring bearer! You looked so amazing in your suit and tie! I can't believe you sat quiet and smiling all through the ceremony but let out a loud coo/gurguly laugh when the registrar asked if anyone knew of a lawful impediment... You were so well behaved all day even though it was busy, lots of people and noisy everyone said how gorgeous and well behaved you are and I thought my heart would burst :-D

DH's nan- i am currently 4 mos after giving birth, lots of baby weight gained and not lost and a big issue with confidence, I put together an outfit for the wedding, I thought I looked ok, lots of people said I looked great (50s style full dress, black with red polkadots, red shoes and a little red top hat) why when you first saw me did you think that it was appropriate to not even greet me but take one look and say "well I don't like that!" my mil (her daughter) apparently told her off for offending me and 5 min later I bumped into them in the toilets and she said to me "I dont want to upset you but I think you look terrible" I'm sorry how will that not upset me? It's only through sheer determination that Sarah and Nicola's day wouldn't be spoiled that I didn't cry and go home, I tried to put it behind me and lots o people heard about I and reassured me that I looked nice but I couldn't shake the thought all day that I looked bad, to the extent that I changed before the evening do. Also nan it doesn't make amends when you say "I do quite like your dress, but couldn't you have worn a vest?" no I couldn't! It was a quite tight but relatively high halterneck a vest would look ridiculous and I'm sorry if you were offende by my boobs but there's not much I can do about it as they are now 38G/H since having Flynn an I'm not quite sure what to do with them.

I'm also sorry to the lovely lesbian couple and their gorgeous daughter, I said to DH "aren't they lovely people, they were talking to me like I'd known them years and ice never met them" apparently it turns out I have met them numerous times over the years and have shared a few meals and even a bedroom with them! I feel terrible lol how do you forget that you know a couple? Maybe I was mesmerised by the gorgeous baby girl?

To SILs friend who stayed with us, I'm sorry I don't want to judge but I think at 3 1/2 you should possibly not be giving your daughter warm milk in a baby bottle all the time! I would have preferred if you asked before letting your kid play with flynn's toys and I'm actually quite upset that she decided to rub them all over the cat and you didn't stop her, now I have to clean all his teddies an teethers and I might bin poor Sophie, it's not funny to rub his favorite teether toy on the cats bottom even if your mummy let you do it and she will be getting the bill to replace it. Why did you have to take her up to the bathroom with you while you got ready? Surely she would rather eat her cheerios downstairs with us than sit in the bathroom with them? Please don't feed my cat cheerios. (mum not even the kid) I can't believe you let your daughter dictate everything, she got to te reception and decided she didn't like the music, she wanted to stay but wanted the disco turning off, when she was told there was no chance of that they left!

To everyone who is quiety judging me for feeding Flynn solids at 14 weeks- my son my decision! I don't care what you think and will carry on bringing my baby up my way, not yours!

To Flynn again- I know you love carrots but they make your poo orange and it's weird!

 

[tanya]

To anyone who actually read all that- well done! Have a cupcake- or 5 lol

 

[divadexie]

oooh please send me some cupcakes!


MIL - how dare you accuse me of not looking after LO properly ''she needs a warmer coat on'' she had bloody jacket on! and a jumper! and a t-shirt and vest! her hands are going to be cold if she hates gloves so much she pulls them off with her teeth. and the only why I can get her to keep a hat/hood on her head is by growling ''no!'' at her every time she goes to take it off.... I cannt watch what she is doing with her hands as well as avoiding drains/dogpoo/people/bins/crossing the road
Oh and this!!! ^ was no more than a week after claiming she gets her cold hands from you and my OH


Puppy, PLEASE sit STILL for longer than 5 minutes!!! I know you are a collie/lab and you are supposed to be ''mental'' but you are driving ME mental and are about to get another time out in your crate (either that or I tie your legs together )


LO- for the love of god STOP waking me at stupid times in the morning like 4/5 am and deciding to shuffle up the bed and get stuck in a corner and cry every 10 mins. You are NOT getting me up at that time in the morning will you please hurry up and learn that no matter how many times you try it, I am not going to take you out of the bed I am exhaused I am not sleeping well and now you are having silly 15 min naps I can't even catch up in the day and MIL I honestly don't care if you say I am mean because I don't get her up. I need sleep to be able to function properly so I don't try and cook her dinner by putting it in the fridge, or forgetting that I let the dogs out for the loo half an hour later when they are all covered in mud.


Bank- stop letting me spend all my money

 

[cerrie311]

To my cousin,

It is not "cool" to brag about living near the Valley st. jail with 14 other people (I'm not exaggerating) And everyone in the house is on food stamps, so you have to use someone else's address because you don't want to put up any red flags with the state when you submit your application.

My mom watches your son, you don't pay your portion of what the state aided child care does not cover (The state aid that you are only supposed to be granted if you are going to school) We all know you are not really going to school when you stroll in an hour after school is supposed to start and you come back an hour after school supposedly finishes with hickeys on your neck! You can't pay your portion ($10.00 a freaking day) But you have money to get your tongue pierced!

It is not ok that your roomate's son is PRESCRIBED seizure medication and she thinks it's perfectly fine to give to all the other kids because "they are passed out by 6"

It is not cool to take pics of your beautiful son wearing rosary beads, and a gold chain and posting it on facebook with the title "my ghetto baby" Have some dreams and aspirations for your son!

ahhhhh my cousin is a dumb ass!

 

[Ozzieshunni]

^^ I would be calling social services. Medicating children that don't need it is very dangerous.

 

[StarlitHome]

To BooBoo -
Babygirl, please please please stay asleep now that you are asleep. You did not get enough sleep today. Awake at 6am - ok, but then you fought sleep till 10:20am or so. You had a good nap from 10:20am to 1:30pm, but then... Baby darling girl, you are only 8 weeks old, you can't deal with being awake from 1:30pm to nearly 9pm! I know you slept for an hour between 5 and 6 but still.
So freaking overtired, Mama feels so so bad for you, you were crying and crying... Please, please stay asleep and have a good rest now.

To MIL -
I know you mean well and you think you're giving me a break or something. But Molly is not usually like this, so I'm perfectly fine AND I'm who she wants. If she's crying and looking at me and I say "I'll take her now" that means give her to me, not that you should suggest that you take her outside and walk with her. Just give me my distraught, overtired daughter. And don't suggest that DH take her! He's not ready for that! Poor guy...
Please, just trust that I know what I'm doing. I love you, but you're driving me nuts.

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Alex, it's really not funny to wake Mommy up by grabbing her face. I wish you would just pick whether you want to sleep in your cot or in Mommy's arms. There is no other option! Please stop waking up every hour crying. I didn't know your tummy was sore until you projectile vomitted all over my arm and the bed Strange child.

GO AWAY FOUR MONTH SLEEP REGRESSION!!!!

 

[Lauki]

Ugh I might be joining you girls with the 4 month sleep regression!
Soph woke every 45 or so minutes, not hungry, not cold, not warm, not uncomfy, just extremely restless. She didn't want a feed, she didn't want to sleep with me, she didn't want her dummy, she just lay there flinging her arms around in a sort of half sleep/half awake state. She keeps me awake with every little grunt and movement but there's no way I can get her back to a peaceful sleep for longer than 30 minutes!!

Now she's sat in her swing all happy and smiley and talking to Jeremy Clarkson on telly while I'm a zombie!

Edit: So Soph - Please sleep better at night! Mummy gets headaches and eventually migraines from a lack of sleep!

 

[BabyBoo36]

To SIL - I really couldn't give a stuff if you get upset because we are not going to your parents for christmas. I am not telling my family that they cannot see Pud on christmas day because we are at your parents. I wouldn't do it to PIL, so I'm not doing it too mine. We are staying at our own house, and that is that. Despite the fact that I hate your guts, I have said you can come to ours after dinner - if that isn't good enough for you, then tough titties madam. And if your obnoxious, loud, know it all boyfriend starts telling me how to parent MY daughter, the way he told me how to scrape carrots once, he will be removed from my house. If you don't like it, go with him!

Ahhhhhh, and breathe! x

 

[cerrie311]

^^ I would be calling social services. Medicating children that don't need it is very dangerous.

Believe me I know!!! I chewed her out over it but she is so thick headed. I asked her if she was giving it to her son too she said no. However she said that her roommate's DOCTOR said that this medicine was "all natural, and safe to give to all the kids" Ummmm NO doctor would ever say that, if they did they would most definitely lose their licence!

I really want to call. I have a feeling with 7kids and 7adults living in an apartment they are not in a safe environment. But how would I go about it? I don't have her actual address and I don't know any other names other than my cousin's and like I said before she isn't even using that address...SMH

 

[cowboys angel]

^^ I would be calling social services. Medicating children that don't need it is very dangerous.

Believe me I know!!! I chewed her out over it but she is so thick headed. I asked her if she was giving it to her son too she said no. However she said that her roommate's DOCTOR said that this medicine was "all natural, and safe to give to all the kids" Ummmm NO doctor would ever say that, if they did they would most definitely lose their licence!

I really want to call. I have a feeling with 7kids and 7adults living in an apartment they are not in a safe environment. But how would I go about it? I don't have her actual address and I don't know any other names other than my cousin's and like I said before she isn't even using that address...SMH

Do you know where she lives? I know you said you don't have the address, but could you give directions to her house? Does she have a job? (I'm guessing that's a no, but just thought I'd ask). Um...what else can they use? Uh....

 

[cerrie311]

I only know the street. No she doesn't have a job, she doesn't do anything. Up until my mom quit watching her baby (Last Thursday) all she did was drop him off then go back to her apt and sleep and screw around all day! The deal was my mom would watch him if she was going to school. She can't go to school because she cant afford to pay her part of the tuition...Then when the weekend come she ships him off with his godmother/grandparents etc....

 

[cowboys angel]

Ah. Hmm... Just trying to think of ways CPS could get to her to investigate...

 

[Natsku]

To OH: Since when is it the woman's job to do all the packing??!! I'm supposed to pack everything in two days while looking after a baby??!! Argh!

 

[cerrie311]

To OH: Since when is it the woman's job to do all the packing??!! I'm supposed to pack everything in two days while looking after a baby??!! Argh!

Hehehe don't help with loading it all

 

[cowboys angel]

To OH: Since when is it the woman's job to do all the packing??!! I'm supposed to pack everything in two days while looking after a baby??!! Argh!

Hehehe don't help with loading it all

I agree! Tell him you did the woman's work, now it's his turn to do the man's work and lift all those heavy boxes *flutter eyelids here*

 

[Natsku]

I def won't help with loading it!

Eeek I'm moving on thursday, way too much to do before then!!! Then no BnB for a while

 

[cowboys angel]

Awww

But we'll miss you!