Things I cannot say out loud....

[Ozzieshunni]

Awwww! We'll miss you!!!!

 

[Natsku]

I'll miss you all! But I get a new house yay!!! I'm looking forward to organising my kitchen, how sad is that?

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

Thats not at all sad. I do the same thing We'll miss you ):

 

[Natsku]

Hehe glad I'm not the only one

 

[Lettuce]

I'll miss you too, and hilaruious Maria stories! x

 

[Natsku]

I'm sure there will be lots of stories to tell when I return!

 

[StarlitHome]

I'll miss you all! But I get a new house yay!!! I'm looking forward to organising my kitchen, how sad is that?

Not sad at all, it was what I was looking forward to when we moved, too!!

 

[StarlitHome]

To DH's Aunt -

Yes, Molly was fussy when we were at DH's parents' place yesterday. No, it wasn't because she is sick, it was because she was very very overtired. Yes, DH and I are aware that "sometimes when babies cry it is because there is something wrong." Something was wrong - she was tired. She has now slept and she is fine. End of. Drop it.

No, we don't need a radio in our house, we have 3 computers if we want to listen to music. Why is Molly being soothed by the sound of the traffic outside a bad thing?? She likes it, end of. Yes, we play music for her as well and no we do not need a music box. She's far too little for a music box.

No, I shouldn't "tell whoever it was who gave me the outfit Molly has on to send me more" (as it's from a Canadian store). That would be terribly rude, it wasn't a family member who gave it to me and it was a baby-shower gift. Do you think about the statements that come out of your mouth??

Yes, we got the car fixed, as you know since DH's dad picked up the new gas tank from your house on Saturday when DH needed it. Yes the car is now fine, obviously, see us driving it to pick you up?

 

[lisaf]

Inlaws - you need to stop giving money to your neice. She's 18, she's taking 1 class at community college and lying to you saying she's taking more, she won't get a job because she can't find a job that fits her unrealistic demands (cannot be an outdoors job, no phone use required, late/evening hours - she has no work experience and when I DID suggest a job that fit all her qualifications she said she applied there and they never called her.... she applied when she 15!!!!!!!). Stop giving her money and maybe she would get a darned job!!
She isn't grateful at all, just tells you what else she needs and acts disappointed that you didn't meet all her requests.
You used my food to cook her a few meals then apologized for not having more than $50 to give her for meals through the rest of the week.

If you DARE spoil my son the way you have spoiled her, I will not let you see him anymore!!

 

[Emmy1987]

OH - thanks for helping get LO and everything ready to go out for the day, thank you for noticing I'm wearing makeup for once and thanks for noticing I cut my hair so I don't look quite so much like a hobo.

Not.

Don't moan I'm on my phone in the car, you were on yours all morning while I ran around like a blue arsed fly.

Me - decide whether you want your bright red hair back or not already!

 

[k4th]

To MIL - you've ruined our first Christmas with lo before we even get there by insisting that children need to be taught to sit at a table - not for 2 hours, not at Christmas & not when she's 10 mths old! Oh has gone along with it because we alternate christmas & this ones "yours" - his words, not mine. You threw the biggest f*cking hissy fit to get your own way, you haven't called to speak to me since lo was born but you ring today to tellne what you'll eat at the christening & have a nice "chin-wag" about lo - WTF??! I deserve a god damn apology for your outburst, in which you insulted me & my family. If you think I'm about to call you back after listening to your sugar coated answer phone message you can think again.

Aaaargh - either you're crackers or a manipulative b*tch. Oh has his opinion & I have mine.

 

[Cupkake.Luver]

To my credit:

Why must you suck so bad?!

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

FOB: Can you take a run & jump. I am LO's mother & I say what goes! & If you want to 'go through court' over it then go for it. I am still his mother & I don't care if my friend hurt your pride...you are a glorified sperm donor & people will continue to think that until you show them otherwise.

Also...screaming at me & then asking to see me tomorrow is laughable!!

 

[doggy121]

to mil - make the most love of us commeing to yours this christmas for the last time, cause now we have lo you can fuck off if you think i'll be handing over my dh and my share of the christmas dinner bill that you give us every yr on our departure on boxing day, nxt yr will be my lo's first proper christmas and we'll be staying home xmas eve and not sitting at yours eating a buffet that you've prepared 3 mth prior to ' get me ahead for xmas', i mean wtf wants cheddar cheese thats all crumbling cause its bin sat in the freezer for months, drinking our own wine that we bring cause your to fecking tight to provide wine for xmas day... you can come to ours nxt yr and i'll show you how a proper family 'do' xmas, you can sit there and lump it or join in and you can go home without paying me fopr the pleasure to. better.

 

[doggy121]

can you imagine our mil's reading our posts on here.......

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

I think there would be some serious unhappiness. Ahh well...thats why we're kind enough to say things that on BnB & not to their faces

 

[Lettuce]

Yup, that exactly why we have this thread, tho sometimes I wish they could see!
Btw, that awful that she gives you a bill for Christmas!



DH, give me the goddamn money, now.

 

[k4th]

I sometimes wish they could see too. A bit of insight might go a long way!

 

[lisaf]

wow @ the bill... if you can't afford to have guests, DONT HAVE THEM...
plus, its much more polite to do a potluck than to bill your guests!

 

[lisaf]

I would feel horrible if my MIL saw this stuff... at least 1/3 of it is venting... and I do usually try to address most of it, or at least the stuff she can actually help.