Things I cannot say out loud....

[tiggerpony]

I have a nice MIL ........

 

[sherlock]

Oops - damn phone lol

 

[sherlock]

OH - it's really not that difficult to arrange a birthday present for me that is a surprise. I'm tired of having to take you into town to show you / send you a URL / tell you exactly what I want. It takes all the fun out of it. I have managed to get you surprise birthday / Christmas presents every year for the past 10 years, and that's because I LISTEN to you and store away ideas.

I have taken you away on 3 surprise holidays, one of which was for your 30th to Paris to watch the international supercross. For my 30th, I had to book my own trip to the UK because eveywhere else was too expensive. And we visited your parents for part of it. That birthday sucked big time.

So this year I'd like you to surprise me. Not necessarily with a trip but with something I know nothing about. You have 3 days.

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

FOB: I know you think I'm an indestructable punching bag...but you are making me ill! I do not have the energy to fight with you anymore. Please stop

 

[StarlitHome]

I have a nice MIL ........

I love my MIL. I really do. But there are things she does/says that annoy me, and sometimes you just have to vent somewhere. And DH doesn't want to hear it all the time because that's his mom.

 

[LJaydow]

FOB: I know you think I'm an indestructable punching bag...but you are making me ill! I do not have the energy to fight with you anymore. Please stop

I hope you are ok? Your post is quite alarming?

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

FOB: I know you think I'm an indestructable punching bag...but you are making me ill! I do not have the energy to fight with you anymore. Please stop

I hope you are ok? Your post is quite alarming?

In the emotional sense, not pyhsical thank god

 

[LJaydow]

FOB: I know you think I'm an indestructable punching bag...but you are making me ill! I do not have the energy to fight with you anymore. Please stop

I hope you are ok? Your post is quite alarming?

In the emotional sense, not pyhsical thank god

Still not ideal though hun given you are pregnant! I hope you have support around you and you manage to talk with him about his way of speaking to you

 

[Lettuce]

I have a nice MIL ........

I love my MIL. I really do. But there are things she does/says that annoy me, and sometimes you just have to vent somewhere. And DH doesn't want to hear it all the time because that's his mom.

I'm kinda the same, I mean I don't love her! But I don't hate her, it's just somewhere to rant, it's safer this way.

 

[Eliza_V]

DH, do you really think it's appropriate to keep me up this late? Again?? I can't go to bed earlier as a) You'll wake us up when you come to bed and I won't be able to get back to sleep, and you refuse to sleep in the spare room, and b) That's IF you even come to bed!! We tried the whole going-to-bed-at-seperate-times thing.. Remember how that worked out? You never coming to bed? No sleep, missing days at work, deep depression.. Ringing any bells?

Now stop being an arse, it's half past midnight, I have a STINKING cold, you were 2 hours late home from work (again), and I have a screaming baby to look after all day tomorrow alone.. I WANT TO GO TO BED, STOP PLAYING ON YOUR STUPID PHONE AND LAPTOP!!! I've been begging for hours!! I feel like I've got two babies sometimes!!!

Oh, and asking for a bit of help with the tidying up as I was far to ill to do it today inbetween looking after our daughter.. Putting things into piles and shoving them into the corner of the room does NOT constitute tidying up!! Especially when I give you specific instructions and you ignore them.. "Can you put the carseat in the cupboard please?" So you just push it in front of the cupboard door, then pile a bunch of other stuff around it that I asked you to take upstairs? Seriously?? I'm exhausted, throw me a bone here!!

 

[Cupkake.Luver]

I have a nice MIL ........

I love my MIL. I really do. But there are things she does/says that annoy me, and sometimes you just have to vent somewhere. And DH doesn't want to hear it all the time because that's his mom.

I'm kinda the same, I mean I don't love her! But I don't hate her, it's just somewhere to rant, it's safer this way.

I wish this was the case for me...

Instead I'm wishing my MIL never leaves prision.

 

[MizzDeeDee]

Zumba- Please...I'm too fat for this.....please have mercy on my out of shape chunky body.

 

[Eliza_V]

Soo.. Continuing from earlier.. One of clearly woke LO when we finally went upstairs (i'm guessing you since she was asleep when I came in the room) and you start claiming she needs a feed.. When she never feeds at this time! I'm reluctant to do it, but you're adamant, so I do, and she is now throwing up.. All over you too (for the last time, put a muslin over your shoulder and stop moaning at me!!)

also, stop over-stimulating her! Yes, I admit it was funny that she smiled after she threw up down your back and on the bed, but i've told you a million times not to talk to her, play with her, pull silly faces, or talk loudly to me when we're trying to ger her to sleep!! Also, stop being so damned melodramatic and over-exaggerating your movements when she's flailing about as if you're really struggling and are going to drop her.. It wakes her up more when you swing her around and make loud noises like that, and it's not going to make me take over!!

I guess we'll be up for a while yet..

 

[StarlitHome]

Molly - please stay sleeping, you had a rough morning and you need this nap.

DH - I know you were working on class stuff when you were home but really? I just wanted to get dressed, was it that difficult to hold your daughter for a moment? You were taking a break from the computer anyway...

 

[Mindy_mini]

Dear daughter. Go the f*ck to sleep!

 

[MizzDeeDee]

Dear daughter. Go the f*ck to sleep!

https://www.nerve.com/news/books/listen-samuel-l-jackson-narrates-go-the-fuck-to-sleep


This is a book called.... Go the f*ck to sleep... and this website has it narrated by Samuel Jackson....


Enjoy

 

[Eliza_V]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtube_gdata_player&v=cQZmU2GnUdA

 

[Eliza_V]

You read my mind lol

 

[Thumper]

Go to sleeeeeeep!!!

 

[StarlitHome]

Go to sleeeeeeep!!!

This was my morning. I feel so bad for her when she can't settle down...