Things I cannot say out loud....

[NewMummyx]

OH
if you take LO to your mum and dads when he is due his last nap or an hour before his bedtime yes he will cry the whole time as none of you will let him sleep Your mum and dad now think all LO does is cry as this is what he does every time they see him!

MIL and FIL
I hate you complain you only see LO once a week EVERY time I see you. You are retired, you get OHs daughter from his ex happily every week and yet its too much for you to drive to ours and see LO/take him for a while so he can actually get to know you? PAIR OF TWATS!
I dont drive and am not kissing your arse so either do something about it or STFU!

MIL
No LO isnt on solids, no this isnt why he still gets up once a night and no Im not starving him, SOD OFF!

 

[MizzDeeDee]

Self: You had two glasses of wine. Bad bad mommy.

Only two? I agree bad mummy, you need to have at least 4 to make it worthwhile...

Go for Gold... drink the bottle.

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Self: You had two glasses of wine. Bad bad mommy.

Only two? I agree bad mummy, you need to have at least 4 to make it worthwhile...

Go for Gold... drink the bottle.

No thanks. I don't want a drunk baby

 

[Natsku]

Self: You had two glasses of wine. Bad bad mommy.

Only two? I agree bad mummy, you need to have at least 4 to make it worthwhile...

Go for Gold... drink the bottle.

No thanks. I don't want a drunk baby

Either he'd sleep reeeeeeeeeally well or reeeeeeeally bad

 

[Ozzieshunni]

I'm hoping really well I feel terrible.

 

[Natsku]

Maria sleeps terrible if she feeds after I've had a drink so now she's waking up all the time at night I have to give bottles if I have a drink. But I think tonight will be the last time for a long time, can't be arsed with storing empty cans and bottles

 

[Ozzieshunni]

He's totally ko'd.

 

[StarlitHome]

MIL and FIL
I hate you complain you only see LO once a week EVERY time I see you. You are retired, you get OHs daughter from his ex happily every week and yet its too much for you to drive to ours and see LO/take him for a while so he can actually get to know you? PAIR OF TWATS!
I dont drive and am not kissing your arse so either do something about it or STFU!

my MIL says something every week about "only seeing her once a week" but she could easily call and come over to see her during the week! I don't feel sympathy at all because my mom lives miles and an ocean away and hasn't seen Boo since she was two weeks old!!

 

[Lettuce]

Oh I missed lots of rants! Turns out she'd missed hemming that muslin... Why why why did she feel the need to cut them into little squares (choking size) anyway?!

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

Dear OH
If the xbox wasn't mine I would have thrown it out of the window by now. Don't you dare ignore your son again while you're playing on it (while complaining how rubbish the game he's playing is) or I will sell it while you're at work. It's not like I ever get to play on it anyway.

Why do they do this? All they have to do is pause the friking game!

No no no no no no!! You've got it all wrong! You can't pause online gaming. Theses words are imprinted on my skull from asking FOB to do something & having that growled at me.

Cos...y'know...COD = much more important than LO, or us or the house or well anything really!

 

[MizzDeeDee]

Dear OH
If the xbox wasn't mine I would have thrown it out of the window by now. Don't you dare ignore your son again while you're playing on it (while complaining how rubbish the game he's playing is) or I will sell it while you're at work. It's not like I ever get to play on it anyway.

Why do they do this? All they have to do is pause the friking game!

No no no no no no!! You've got it all wrong! You can't pause online gaming. Theses words are imprinted on my skull from asking FOB to do something & having that growled at me.

Cos...y'know...COD = much more important than LO, or us or the house or well anything really!

Yeah... I might bust up his game playing if he can't get off of it.

 

[emyandpotato]

Dear OH
If the xbox wasn't mine I would have thrown it out of the window by now. Don't you dare ignore your son again while you're playing on it (while complaining how rubbish the game he's playing is) or I will sell it while you're at work. It's not like I ever get to play on it anyway.

Why do they do this? All they have to do is pause the friking game!

No no no no no no!! You've got it all wrong! You can't pause online gaming. Theses words are imprinted on my skull from asking FOB to do something & having that growled at me.

Cos...y'know...COD = much more important than LO, or us or the house or well anything really!

Same! It's broken now though but he's sooo grumpy I prefer him just playing it.

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

Dear OH
If the xbox wasn't mine I would have thrown it out of the window by now. Don't you dare ignore your son again while you're playing on it (while complaining how rubbish the game he's playing is) or I will sell it while you're at work. It's not like I ever get to play on it anyway.

Why do they do this? All they have to do is pause the friking game!

No no no no no no!! You've got it all wrong! You can't pause online gaming. Theses words are imprinted on my skull from asking FOB to do something & having that growled at me.

Cos...y'know...COD = much more important than LO, or us or the house or well anything really!

Yeah... I might bust up his game playing if he can't get off of it.

I would happily have put a hammer through the damn xbox & playstation & pc & f***ing iphone!!

& breathe!

 

[StarlitHome]

ARGHHHH ladies in the laundry room today, I know I look fairly young but I'm a wife and mother not a teenager at all so FFS don't give me a condescending look when I ask if you are finished with that washer (which you've left open with your clean things in). I have a baby waiting upstairs and I just need to get these diapers and things into the damn machine so get out of my way. And yes, I say thank you and sorry because I am polite not because I'm strange.

 

[Lauki]

Ooooooooh I'm so glad I trained my hubby out of his computer habits! It's still his hobby and I'd never take it away from him, but thank god he now realises that Sophie is his priority!
Thankfully he also starts to understand that Sophie is not interested in watching American Dad/Family Guy for two hours on Sunday mornings while I get a lay in (which never happened as she got bored and would start screaming!).

Sophie dear - I love you so much, sorry for getting upset with you last night, but this was my first migraine in a few months and I really needed some decent sleep. I wouldn't have minded you getting up 2-3 times, but 12 times was really not fun!! We'll play lots today to make up for it!

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Alex likes Futurama and the Simpsons and he's forever trying to grab the PS2 controller out of DH's hands and push the buttons

 

[NewMummyx]

LO
I did the EXACT same as your daddy does to get you to sleep, pat your back and offer you your bottle if you wont settle. I got half hour of screaming.
OH walks in, pats you on the back 4x and you are sleeping, WTF??! I am very glad daddy is now helping and know I cant complain out loud but why cant you do it for me to bubs?

 

[Lauki]

Hehe, but I doubt he sits still for 2-3 hours watching episodes ? If he does, he's awesome .

Sophie let me check your gums! I see something nd need to know if this is your reason fo your screeching in the middle of the night!!

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Hehe, but I doubt he sits still for 2-3 hours watching episodes ? If he does, he's awesome .

Sophie let me check your gums! I see something nd need to know if this is your reason fo your screeching in the middle of the night!!

I'm lucky if Alex sits still for 30 minutes now. He's desperately trying to get the frog and bird hanging off his jumperoo now and hollering because he can't.

Alex's gums are all ridgy right now. Ashton Parsons powders rubbed directly on the gums

 

[Lauki]

Haha, Soph screams when she can't reach something and I'm lucky if she sits still for more than 30 second .

I shall check that powder out!